can not like, do this.

沒辦法這樣

- We're here testing community user submitted

我們現在在試網友提供的

McDonald's Secret Menu.

麥當勞隱藏版菜單

Basically stuff that people made up.

基本上都是些大家自創的

- I only eat McDonalds when I'm like

吃麥當勞，通常我都會

Oh let's make a drunk decision.

喔，隨便決定吧

Oh, McDonald's, (bleep) it.

喔，麥當勞的東西，（消音）勒

But I hear they have garlic fries now.

不過我聽說現在有大蒜口味的薯條

- These just look like regular fries.

-看起來和普通薯條一樣

- They look a little crispier.

-好像有比較脆

- Cheers.

-乾啦

- Ow.

-噢

- You got it?

-你吃啦？

- Think I just broke a tooth.

-我剛好像牙齒斷了

- I give it a zero out of five.

-滿分五分我給零分

- Wait, aw, suck it. - Sausage...

-等等，噁，好噁心　-香腸...

Jelly!

果凍!

- I don't like the smell of this.

-我不喜歡這個味道

- Ooh, I don't either.

-噢，我也不喜歡

It smells like throw up. - Yeah.

-聞起來像嘔吐物 -沒錯

- I think someone was very high when they made this.

-我覺得做出這東西的人當下一定很嗨

- No!

-不！

- This is amazing. Oh my God.

-太棒了，天阿

- This is a full course meal in one sandwich.

-每道餐點都融合在這個三明治裡了

- I'm expecting an Egg McMuffin

-我很期待滿福堡

and then I'm just bombarded with sugar.

我要在上面灑滿糖

- Whaaaaaat!

-什什什什麼！

- That's amazing, that's happiness in a cup!

-太神奇了，這杯整個充滿歡樂

- This tastes like Coldstone but cheaper.

-吃起來像酷聖石冰淇淋，可是比較便宜

- Cause the whole McFlurry just tastes like apple pie.

-整個冰炫風吃起來就像蘋果派

It's kinda cool.

蠻酷的

- They should (bleep)ing sell this, market it.

-他們他（消音）的該賣這個，上市吧

McDonalds, what are you doing?

麥當勞，你還在幹麻？

- Ice cream's already sweet enough

-冰淇淋已經夠甜了

but then apple pie mixed in, it's just too much.

再加蘋果派就太甜了

I don't know, McFlurrys are pretty good.

不知道耶，冰炫風很棒

Especially for all the effort involved in making this

尤其是加在裡面的這些東西

I'd rather just get a normal McFlurry.

我寧願吃正常的冰炫風

- Mm-Hmm.

-嗯嗯

- This sounds like heaven.

-這是天堂嗎

- This sounds really good. - Yeah.

-聽起來真的不錯　-對

- Look at all this mayo.

-看看這些美乃滋

- Ew, that's too much mayo.

-呃，美乃滋太多了

I hate mayo. Okay.

我討厭美乃滋

- So that's what I'm not loving.

-這就是我不愛的東西

- The sauce overpowers it a little.

-醬料味道有點蓋過它了

- McChickens are perfect so I don't know

-麥香雞很棒阿，我不懂

why you would mess with that

為什麼你們要胡搞麥香雞

but actually this is better than a regular McChicken.

不過其實這樣比普通麥香雞好吃

- This is an onion sandwich.

-這是個洋蔥三明治

- Uuughh, I already know I'm gonna hate this.

-啊啊啊，我覺得我會討厭這個

I hate onions.

我討厭洋蔥

- Oh my God, this is great!

-天啊，超棒的！

- Hold on, I didn't try it yet.

-等等，我還沒試

- Then try it.

-那試啊

- I only taste bread and lettuce.

-我只吃到麵包和生菜味

- This needs meat.

-這要加點肉

- Yeah.

-沒錯

- But vegetarian people?

-給吃素的人

Highly recommend this.

很推薦這個喔

(long sigh)

（長嘆）

- This looks fake.

-看起來像假的

- I need to prepare myself for this.

-我要準備一下才能吃這個

- Ooh!

-喔！

- I taste spicy, but then I taste the...

-我吃到辣辣的，然後有...

I don't know what to, I don't know how to describe this.

我不知道這是什麼，我不知道怎麼描述這個

- I would just rather eat

-我寧願

this by itself.

只吃這個

And maybe then I would go and eat the chicken one.

也許吃完我會再吃個雞肉口味的

You don't need to eat three burgers at one time.

但你不需要一次吃三個漢堡

- The McDaddy of burgers, right here.

-麥當勞老爸漢堡，就在這

- And it's gonna fall apart.

-它快崩解了

You can't eat this while driving with one hand.

開車的時候不能用一隻手吃這個

Not that you should be eating, driving with one hand.

這不是你用一隻手開車時該吃的東西

Honestly I had very low expectations

老實說，我本來不怎麼期待

so the Secret Menu exceeded those.

隱藏菜單有點超乎預期

- It was very creative.

-很有創意

- So McDaddy burger, A+.

-那麼麥當勞老爸漢堡， A+

- I feel like the secret menu is just

-我覺得隱藏菜單只是

people (bleep)ing with us at this point

有人（消音）的要整人

because it's like, why mess up the fries

因為這根本，為什麼要把薯條搞砸

and why put three sandwiches together as one?

還有幹麻把三個三明治放在一起

- How do vegetarians get proteins?

-吃素的人怎麼攝取蛋白質？

- Peanut butter.

-花生奶油

- Oh!

-喔！

- Ah, this is heavy.

-呃，這盤好重阿