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  • - (FBE) So we have a show called Teens React

  • and a while back we had them react to the time

  • you and Jimmy Fallon rode a roller coaster.

  • - Okay.

  • - (FBE) So we're gonna have some react-ception

  • by having you react to the teens reacting to you.

  • - (chuckling) Okay.

  • - (Fallon) Kevin, we are here at Universal Orlando Resort.

  • - (Mikaela) Kevin Hart!

  • - (Kaelyn) Jimmy Fallon!

  • - (Tori) I love them! I love them both!

  • - Heh, heh.

  • - (Fallon) I love roller coasters. - (Hart) I don't like 'em.

  • - (Fallon) You do not like them? - (Hart) I don't like--

  • - (Ethan) He's short. He shouldn't like them.

  • - (Hart) I don't like roller coasters! - (Darius) Why?

  • - (Reina) What?! - (Hart) You made me do it.

  • I'm nervous, man.

  • - I was nervous for real.

  • (Mikaela laughs)

  • - (Reina) He's so short!

  • - (Hart) Are you serious right now? - (attendant) Yeah, I'm serious.

  • (laughing)

  • - (Hart screaming) - (chuckling to himself)

  • - (Darius) He's like a little kid with his legs.

  • (laughing)

  • - (Hart) STOP! WAAAH!

  • - (Tori) He looks like he's gonna die.

  • - (Darius) The fear, the intensity. (laughing)

  • - (Kaelyn) That's the best part, when it's over.

  • It's just like, you know-- - This is funny.

  • - (Fallon) We're gonna go again. - (Hart) We're gonna what?

  • (Mikaela cracks up)

  • - (Fallon) One more time! Here we go!

  • - (Tori) Oh, that's so mean. (laughing)

  • - She has a heart.

  • Man, that last girl had a heart.

  • Them other kids didn't give a shit about me.

  • - (FBE) So what did you think of that video?

  • - (Bryson) It was awesome.

  • - (Thomas) I thought it was so funny.

  • - (Darius) Best part, Kevin Hart's face.

  • - (Kaelyn) I love Jimmy Fallon. I love Kevin Hart.

  • Hate roller coasters, but it's great to feel someone else's pain.

  • - That girl, that girl. I like her.

  • I liked the last girl.

  • The other guys were dicks.

  • - (FBE) What did you think of how they reacted to you?

  • - Uh, I mean, look, they're kids.

  • You know? So kids don't really understand death.

  • They don't understand fear.

  • So they're laughin' where they should've been concerned.

  • - (FBE) Did you enjoy filming that with Jimmy

  • or was this actually a terrifying experience?

  • - It was 100% a terrifying experience.

  • I knew I was scared of roller coasters.

  • I was honest about it and they said, "We should ride one.

  • Kevin, we should do it just for us."

  • And I was like, "Yeah, but I don't really wanna do it."

  • And then I did it anyway.

  • And, you know, I ended up messin' myself for the rest of the day.

  • I get real dizzy.

  • - (FBE) What do you want to say to the teens who were in this episode?

  • - To the teens that just watched the clip of me on a roller coaster,

  • those that understood, thank you for being compassionate.

  • To the guy that said, "Look at his feet. He looks like a little kid."

  • You can suck it.

  • To the girl at the end that just was like, "Hey.

  • You know, roller coasters aren't that cool."

  • You don't like 'em. I feel your pain.

  • So just know that there's a group of us that all feel the same way.

  • Don't stop feelin' how you feel.

  • - (FBE) So now we're gonna show you some memes

  • that use your face. - (chuckling) I'm used for a lot of memes.

  • I just literally see 'em all over the internet.

  • You can only laugh.

  • - "Once-- once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive.

  • Look at this bitch, eating those crackers like she own the place."

  • (laughing)

  • That face there, that's the face that goes with everything though.

  • Oh yeah. This one's good.

  • "Eagles haters be like 1st quarter, (chuckles) 2nd quarter,

  • (chuckles) 3rd quarter, 4th quarter and end of game."

  • Yeah. I've actually-- I'm an Eagles fan, so I've been sent that one before.

  • This one is one of my favorites right here.

  • "When you think somebody's about to message you back

  • and then they don't." Yeah, that's a good one.

  • "That moment when a pretty girl is checking you out at in the gym

  • (snickers) and The Rock walks in."

  • (cracking up)

  • Boy 'bout to start filming Jumanji soon.

  • Hopefully there's memes with me being dominate and not him.

  • "Kevin Hart crying on Shaq's lap."

  • Shaq did this.

  • This is Shaq takin' a jab

  • and I couldn't find a funny meme of a baby big enough to be Shaq,

  • so I couldn't do it.

  • - (FBE) You responded with this.

  • - Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't find nothin'.

  • It wouldn't have topped this. This was too good.

  • - (FBE) So other then the last meme that Shaq made,

  • do you know where all the other meme images come from?

  • - These are all from my stand-up.

  • These are all images from stand-up specials,

  • which is a great place to grab any faces from me.

  • From "What Now?" there's gonna be tons.

  • I'm doin' a lot of stupid faces in "What Now?"

  • - (FBE) So you enjoy these memes? - Oh, of course.

  • Self-deprecation is one of the highest forms of humor.

  • It opens up the flood gates about what you can and can't do,

  • you know, because nobody can ever say that Kevin doesn't talk about himself

  • or Kevin is too high up on a horse to laugh at his own problems.

  • You know, things that people poke fun at regarding him.

  • So this is funny.

  • Memes are always gonna be funny.

  • Hey, everybody, this is Kevin Hart.

  • I just wanted to say thank you for having me.

  • I want you guys to go support my movie "What Now?"

  • hittin' theatres October 14th.

  • Watch the trailer right now. It's very funny.

  • Click it. Click the link.

  • ♪ (dramatic music) ♪

- (FBE) So we have a show called Teens React

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