Ha! Name one thing you can engineer better, go on!

哈!這件事你可以做得更不好，我更好。

Butts...

屁股

Hmmmm?

嗯？

Butts,

屁股

GIANT butts.

巨大屁股

What are these "butts" you speak of?

你說的“屁股”是甚麼？

THIS!

這個！

Only bigger! And you can ride them!

要更大！你可以乘坐他們的那種！

"Bvvvvvvvpppp, vvvrrrvrrrddppp."

“Bvvvvvvvpppp，vvvrrrvrrrddppp。”

Log date: 7-1-1-2,

日誌日期：7-1-1-2，

This planet is annoying, and everything is annoying.

這顆行星很煩人，一切都很煩人。

Amongst its transgressions is a need for the Amethyst to ask permission from the perma-fusion.

當中有需要的超紫晶，須從融合寶石徵得同意。

Perma-fusion? Is that what you call Garnet?

融合寶石？難道你指的是大紅寶？

I can call her lots of things.

我可以打電話給她很多東西。

She's walking around like one clod.

她走動像是土塊。

Nya-hehehehehe-

Nya-hehehehehe-

What's wrong with that?

這有什麼錯呢？

She's not even f**king! She's, you know, she's just, y-you know, like a-

她甚至不說F叉叉K！她，你知道，她只是，你 - 你知道，很畸形

YOU KNOW!

你懂！

Ah, no, something else! Talk about something else!

別的東西！談論別的東西！

Maybe you can help me get this hunk of drill off.

也許你可以幫我拿這個大塊頭了。

Let's head back and shove this thing in Pearl's BUTT!

讓我們在珍珠三角的屁股後面推這個東西！

Oh, it's lovely!

哦，它一定很好用

Nothing else can fit so perfectly inside.

沒有什麼可以比得上如此完美的內部。

Hahahahaha, did you teach her to talk like this?

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，你教她說話也是這樣嗎？

It's making me incredibly uncomfortable.

它讓我難以置信的不舒服。

This drill is pure essence.

這種純粹的本質。

Nyaaaa-

......

[Knocking]

[敲門]

Is there anyone else I can talk to?

可以請你那些大姊姊跟我談嗎？

Pearl!

珍珠！

Yo!

喲！

Oh hi, uh...

噢嗨，嗯...

WHOMP WHOMP

叭叭

Yes...

是...

WHOMP WHOMP

叭叭

I wonder how many people have seen this thing.

我不知道有多少人見過這個東西。

Hm.

嗯。

Click.

"我喜歡" "我不喜歡"