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  • Try not to smile--

    忍笑...

  • (Robotic Voice:) Kill yourself.

    (未知的聲音): 殺了你自己

  • Who said that?

    誰在說話?

  • (Robotic Voice:) Boy, kill yourself

    (未知的聲音): 孩子 殺了你自己

  • Who said that?

    誰在說話?

  • Anyway, try not to smile cha-- (Robotic Voice:) I don't belong here.

    不管了,忍笑挑... (未知的聲音): 我不屬於這裡

  • Who keeps doing that?

    到底是誰在說話?

  • (Robotic Voice:) I belong to someone else.

    (未知的聲音): 我是屬於別人的

  • Try not to smile cha--

    忍笑挑....

  • (Robotic Voice:) I shouldn't exist

    (未知的聲音): 我不應該存在

  • OHHH!

    OHHH!

  • (Robotic Voice:) Why do I exist?

    (未知的聲音): 我為什麼會在這?

  • (Robotic Voice:) Why do I exist?

    (未知的聲音): 我為什麼會在這?

  • (Robotic Voice:) Why do I exist?

    (未知的聲音): 我為什麼會在這?

  • (Robotic Voice:) Why do I exist?

    (未知的聲音): 我到底為什麼會在這?

  • Wow.

    WOW

  • The play button has a voice.

    那個按鈕竟然在說話耶

  • (Play Button:) Please kill me.

    (按鈕): 拜託殺了我

  • It's almost as innovative as this video idea...

    就跟這部影片一樣還滿有創意的

  • *Struggling noises*

    (掙扎聲)

  • Well you know what?

    呃,你知道嗎?

  • I accept the challenge.

    我接受挑戰!

  • Jesu-- Ah it's heavy!

    天~ 啊,這也太重!

  • I accept!

    我接受!

  • Ah, fuck...

    啊,幹...

  • Kid screams like a girl...

    「小屁孩叫聲像女孩...」

  • (Kid:) *Screams*

    (小屁孩) "尖叫"

  • Not even a...

    這根本...

  • CHUCKLE!

    無法讓我發笑

  • (Kid:) *Screams*

    (小屁孩) "尖叫"

  • You know what, okay...

    你猜怎麼樣,好吧...

  • Well you know what? This might actually be a girl.

    呃,你知道嗎,或許他其實是個女生

  • So... excuse me, craven_14

    所以... 歹勢吼,craven_14

  • For assuming a little girl's gender.

    不要這樣隨便就判定人家小女孩的性別,好嗎?

  • Even though I-- technically just did as w--

    雖然說... 我原本也以為...

  • Don't assume gender.

    不要隨便就對人家的性別有先入為主的觀念啊

  • Fox Jet Pack... Oh God, that-- That ti-- Just the title made me...

    狐狸噴射背包??? 喔我的天啊,這... 光這標題就讓我有點...

  • Hey, the video hasn't started. It doesn't count.

    嘿,影片還沒開始播,所以不算啦

  • That's a stupid fuckin' ti--

    真他媽愚蠢的標題...

  • Oh, it's Fox News...

    喔,是福斯新聞頻道...

  • I expected a... A fox on a-- Jesus Christ.... Well, fuck it. Let's just watch.

    我還以為... 是一隻狐狸坐在(噴射背包上)... 靠腰勒... 呃,算了管它的,直接看吧

  • (Newscaster:) And I'm live here, at the Santiago Yacht and boat show,

    (新聞播報員): 這裡是聖地牙哥的船隻展覽現場直播秀

  • (Newscaster:) Good morning, everybody!

    (新聞播報員): 早安啊,各位!

  • (Newscaster:) I'm hanging out with my friend John, and the Fox Five morning news starts...

    (新聞播報員): 這位是我的朋友約翰,福斯新聞5臺的晨間新聞現在開始囉...

  • (Newscaster:) Look over there--

    (新聞播報員): 看鏡頭...

  • (John:) And it starts right now--

    (約翰): 那我們就直接開始吧...

  • Ah, this is easy!

    靠,這也太簡單了吧!

  • Feel free to play along, by the way.

    對了,如果你們現在有空,也可以跟我一起挑戰

  • (Newscaster:) Fox Five morning news starts...

    (新聞播報員): 福斯新聞5臺的晨間新聞現在開始囉...

  • (John:) And it starts right now--

    (約翰): 那我們就直接開始吧...

  • All he had to do was watch over there. Was that so hard?!

    他要做的應該是專心看那邊而已,啊是有這麼難喔?!

  • Clearly he doesn't know he has to keep eye contact with the camera-- "It starts right now!"

    很明顯他根本就不知道他應該要一直看攝影機... 還在那邊「那我們就直接開始吧」

  • Moving on!

    好了,下一個!

  • Oh- that's funny- that's funny.

    喔,感覺還滿有趣的嘛,挑搞笑的

  • I haven't watched the video, but that's funny.

    我還沒看過這部影片,但看起來就很好笑

  • Wait a minute

    糾多馬茶!!

  • This isnt my world

    這不是我的世界

  • DISAPOINTEEEED!!!

    我好失望!!!

  • Pffffff

    噗~~

  • (Laughing)

    (笑)

  • Ugh,Its good

    呃,這部夠屌

  • Ah that's funny

    啊,太搞笑了

  • This isn't my world

    這不是我的世界

  • I love how the he is so into it

    我超喜歡他那種很進入狀態的模樣

  • Both:Dissapointeeeed

    (兩人一起): 我好失望!!!

  • Just Knowing The Fact That I Will Never Be That Good Of An Actor Makes Me :

    就在得知我永遠也沒辦法當一位這麼優秀的演員,真是讓我...

  • DISPOINTEEEED!!!!!

    失望透頂!!!!!!

  • He Doesent Even Say It In a Disapointing tone

    他根本就沒有用失望的語氣在講那句話

  • You Know What?Fuck It I Lost That One Fine.

    吼,我的天,我耖,剛在那關輸了,算了沒差

  • Two,One

    2, 1...

  • Bring It

    再來吧

  • Way To Go Paul

    「幹得好,保羅」

  • (Inaudible)

    (無法辨識出的聲音)

  • Pmpf

    噗哧

  • Knew It Was Coming

    我就知道會這樣

  • I Knew It Was Happening

    我就知道他結局會這樣

  • But It Still Worked

    但還是讓我笑出來了

  • (Inaudible)

    (無法辨識出的聲音)

  • Typical Paul.

    保羅,經典的一摔啊

  • Typical Paul Behaviour

    超經典的保羅摔

  • Fucking Paul Bitch

    去你媽的死婊子,臭保羅

  • (Weird Gasp)

    (嗚喔嘔)

  • Jesus

    上帝啊

  • WTF

    這他媽是什麼鬼東西啊?

  • (Weird Gasp AGAIN)

    (嗚喔嘔)

  • Thats Danger...

    這也太危險了吧...

  • You Know What.? No Its Just Hilarious

    算了,你猜怎麼樣,這其實滿搞笑的

  • (Triggered Sound)

    (影片中的女生): 勞倫!!!

  • Girl In Video :Lauren!!!

    一個手提袋

  • A HANDBAG

    一個手提~~袋

  • A Handbaaag

    噗... 不啊

  • Hmmmpff..No

    我好嫩啊

  • I am So Fucking Bad.(We Know)

    這根本就沒多好笑啊

  • That Was Not Even That Funny

    我們再看一次

  • Lets Do It

    一個手提~~袋

  • A Handbaaag

    什麼鬼啦???

  • What???

    一個手提~~袋

  • A Handbaaag

    (異口同聲): 一個手提~~袋

  • Both: A Handbaaaag

    好啦

  • Allright

    現在呢,最後一部影片... 當然最好的要留到最後

  • Now This...This Last Video We Saved The Best For Last

    (未知的聲音): 把你自己殺了

  • Robotic Voice:Kill Yourself

    你是不管我講什麼都要參一腳就對了啦,蛤?

  • You Really Have A Comment About Everything Dont Ya

    惡眼先生2

  • Mister Septic Eye 2

    我最後一部上傳的影片

  • MY LATEST UPLOAD

    我不... 我不知道要再怎麼繼續堅持做影片,我只是覺得...一切都好不值得

  • I don't... I don't know how I'm gonna keep doing vlogs, so... It's just not worth it.

    (悲情音樂) 我之前就講過了,我只是一直不想強逼自己就這樣感到滿意,你們知道嗎?

  • (Sad music) I said it before, but- I never want to force content y'know?

    其實我每次在工作室做自己事情的時候,真的都很開心

  • I really have a lot of fun when I'm with my own setup, doing my own thing,

    噗~ 這也太簡單了吧

  • Pfff.This Is Easy

    我才不會笑出來,這太悲傷了

  • Not Gonna Smile At This.This Is So Sad

    等一下下...

  • Wait A Minute

    (屁弟派的臉看起來好猥瑣)

  • *Pewds looks creepy*

    ㄎㄎㄎㄎ

  • Ghaghagha

    騙到你們啦

  • Got Em

    (拍手)

  • Clap

    好啦

  • Well

    剛剛那些就是另一次的不要笑挑戰... 不對,這是我第1次不要笑挑戰

  • That Was Another Try Not To..No This Was The First Try Not To Smile Challange

    喔天啊

  • Oh Man

    這其實...

  • This Is A spfsfsp

    這個頻道不斷在往上攀升,訂閱與觀看次數都越來越多

  • This Channel Is Just Keeps, Keep Going Up

    感謝你的收看,你剛剛有沒有笑出來? 如果有,不要忘了給我們點個讚

  • Thank You F For Watching.Did You Leave A Smile??Did You Smile Leave A Like

    還有就是...呃... 這其實是個交易,是影片的一小部分啦

  • And Uhhh Ahh...That Was The Deal Its Part Of The Video

    來嘛,笑一個嘛

  • Come On Smile A Lil Bit

    你的笑容很口愛捏~~ 來嘛

  • You Have Such A Cute Smile Come On

    來笑一個

  • Gimme A Little Smirk!

    快點啦,我知道你其實很想笑

  • Come On..I Know I Know You Want TO

    我知道你很想笑,別裝了

  • I Know You Want Cmon

    這就對了嘛,喔

  • There It Is Ohh

    現在你得幫我按個讚啦

  • Now You Gotta Leave A Like (sneaky poods)

    感謝你的收看,兄弟們,下部影片再會啦

  • Thank You For Watching Ill See You Bros In The Next Video

    還有最後絕對少不了的...

  • And As Always.....

    兄弟拳

  • BROFIST

Try not to smile--

忍笑...

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