(Robotic Voice:) Kill yourself.

(未知的聲音): 殺了你自己

Who said that?

誰在說話?

(Robotic Voice:) Boy, kill yourself

(未知的聲音): 孩子 殺了你自己

Who said that?

誰在說話?

Anyway, try not to smile cha-- (Robotic Voice:) I don't belong here.

不管了，忍笑挑... (未知的聲音): 我不屬於這裡

Who keeps doing that?

到底是誰在說話?

(Robotic Voice:) I belong to someone else.

(未知的聲音): 我是屬於別人的

Try not to smile cha--

忍笑挑....

(Robotic Voice:) I shouldn't exist

(未知的聲音): 我不應該存在

OHHH!

OHHH!

(Robotic Voice:) Why do I exist?

(未知的聲音): 我為什麼會在這?

(Robotic Voice:) Why do I exist?

(未知的聲音): 我為什麼會在這?

(Robotic Voice:) Why do I exist?

(未知的聲音): 我為什麼會在這?

(Robotic Voice:) Why do I exist?

(未知的聲音): 我到底為什麼會在這?

Wow.

WOW

The play button has a voice.

那個按鈕竟然在說話耶

(Play Button:) Please kill me.

(按鈕): 拜託殺了我

It's almost as innovative as this video idea...

就跟這部影片一樣還滿有創意的

*Struggling noises*

(掙扎聲)

Well you know what?

呃，你知道嗎?

I accept the challenge.

我接受挑戰!

Jesu-- Ah it's heavy!

天~ 啊，這也太重!

I accept!

我接受!

Ah, fuck...

啊，幹...

Kid screams like a girl...

「小屁孩叫聲像女孩...」

(Kid:) *Screams*

(小屁孩) "尖叫"

Not even a...

這根本...

CHUCKLE!

無法讓我發笑

(Kid:) *Screams*

(小屁孩) "尖叫"

You know what, okay...

你猜怎麼樣，好吧...

Well you know what? This might actually be a girl.

呃，你知道嗎，或許他其實是個女生

So... excuse me, craven_14

所以... 歹勢吼，craven_14

For assuming a little girl's gender.

不要這樣隨便就判定人家小女孩的性別，好嗎?

Even though I-- technically just did as w--

雖然說... 我原本也以為...

Don't assume gender.

不要隨便就對人家的性別有先入為主的觀念啊

Fox Jet Pack... Oh God, that-- That ti-- Just the title made me...

狐狸噴射背包??? 喔我的天啊，這... 光這標題就讓我有點...

Hey, the video hasn't started. It doesn't count.

嘿，影片還沒開始播，所以不算啦

That's a stupid fuckin' ti--

真他媽愚蠢的標題...

Oh, it's Fox News...

喔，是福斯新聞頻道...

I expected a... A fox on a-- Jesus Christ.... Well, fuck it. Let's just watch.

我還以為... 是一隻狐狸坐在(噴射背包上)... 靠腰勒... 呃，算了管它的，直接看吧

(Newscaster:) And I'm live here, at the Santiago Yacht and boat show,

(新聞播報員): 這裡是聖地牙哥的船隻展覽現場直播秀

(Newscaster:) Good morning, everybody!

(新聞播報員): 早安啊，各位!

(Newscaster:) I'm hanging out with my friend John, and the Fox Five morning news starts...

(新聞播報員): 這位是我的朋友約翰，福斯新聞5臺的晨間新聞現在開始囉...

(Newscaster:) Look over there--

(新聞播報員): 看鏡頭...

(John:) And it starts right now--

(約翰): 那我們就直接開始吧...

Ah, this is easy!

靠，這也太簡單了吧!

Feel free to play along, by the way.

對了，如果你們現在有空，也可以跟我一起挑戰

(Newscaster:) Fox Five morning news starts...

(新聞播報員): 福斯新聞5臺的晨間新聞現在開始囉...

(John:) And it starts right now--

(約翰): 那我們就直接開始吧...

All he had to do was watch over there. Was that so hard?!

他要做的應該是專心看那邊而已，啊是有這麼難喔?!

Clearly he doesn't know he has to keep eye contact with the camera-- "It starts right now!"

很明顯他根本就不知道他應該要一直看攝影機... 還在那邊「那我們就直接開始吧」

Moving on!

好了，下一個!

Oh- that's funny- that's funny.

喔，感覺還滿有趣的嘛，挑搞笑的

I haven't watched the video, but that's funny.

我還沒看過這部影片，但看起來就很好笑

Wait a minute

糾多馬茶!!

This isnt my world

這不是我的世界

DISAPOINTEEEED!!!

我好失望!!!

Pffffff

噗~~

(Laughing)

(笑)

Ugh,Its good

呃，這部夠屌

Ah that's funny

啊，太搞笑了

This isn't my world

這不是我的世界

I love how the he is so into it

我超喜歡他那種很進入狀態的模樣

Both:Dissapointeeeed

(兩人一起): 我好失望!!!

Just Knowing The Fact That I Will Never Be That Good Of An Actor Makes Me :

就在得知我永遠也沒辦法當一位這麼優秀的演員，真是讓我...

DISPOINTEEEED!!!!!

失望透頂!!!!!!

He Doesent Even Say It In a Disapointing tone

他根本就沒有用失望的語氣在講那句話

You Know What?Fuck It I Lost That One Fine.

吼，我的天，我耖，剛在那關輸了，算了沒差

Two,One

2, 1...

Bring It

再來吧

Way To Go Paul

「幹得好，保羅」

(Inaudible)

(無法辨識出的聲音)

Pmpf

噗哧

Knew It Was Coming

我就知道會這樣

I Knew It Was Happening

我就知道他結局會這樣

But It Still Worked

但還是讓我笑出來了

(Inaudible)

(無法辨識出的聲音)

Typical Paul.

保羅，經典的一摔啊

Typical Paul Behaviour

超經典的保羅摔

Fucking Paul Bitch

去你媽的死婊子，臭保羅

(Weird Gasp)

(嗚喔嘔)

Jesus

上帝啊

WTF

這他媽是什麼鬼東西啊?

(Weird Gasp AGAIN)

(嗚喔嘔)

Thats Danger...

這也太危險了吧...

You Know What.? No Its Just Hilarious

算了，你猜怎麼樣，這其實滿搞笑的

(Triggered Sound)

(影片中的女生): 勞倫!!!

Girl In Video :Lauren!!!

一個手提袋

A HANDBAG

一個手提~~袋

A Handbaaag

噗... 不啊

Hmmmpff..No

我好嫩啊

I am So Fucking Bad.(We Know)

這根本就沒多好笑啊

That Was Not Even That Funny

我們再看一次

Lets Do It

一個手提~~袋

A Handbaaag

什麼鬼啦???

What???

一個手提~~袋

A Handbaaag

(異口同聲): 一個手提~~袋

Both: A Handbaaaag

好啦

Allright

現在呢，最後一部影片... 當然最好的要留到最後

Now This...This Last Video We Saved The Best For Last

(未知的聲音): 把你自己殺了

Robotic Voice:Kill Yourself

你是不管我講什麼都要參一腳就對了啦，蛤?

You Really Have A Comment About Everything Dont Ya

惡眼先生2

Mister Septic Eye 2

我最後一部上傳的影片

MY LATEST UPLOAD

我不... 我不知道要再怎麼繼續堅持做影片，我只是覺得...一切都好不值得

I don't... I don't know how I'm gonna keep doing vlogs, so... It's just not worth it.

(悲情音樂) 我之前就講過了，我只是一直不想強逼自己就這樣感到滿意，你們知道嗎?

(Sad music) I said it before, but- I never want to force content y'know?

其實我每次在工作室做自己事情的時候，真的都很開心

I really have a lot of fun when I'm with my own setup, doing my own thing,

噗~ 這也太簡單了吧

Pfff.This Is Easy

我才不會笑出來，這太悲傷了

Not Gonna Smile At This.This Is So Sad

等一下下...

Wait A Minute

(屁弟派的臉看起來好猥瑣)

*Pewds looks creepy*

ㄎㄎㄎㄎ

Ghaghagha

騙到你們啦

Got Em

(拍手)

Clap

好啦

Well

剛剛那些就是另一次的不要笑挑戰... 不對，這是我第1次不要笑挑戰

That Was Another Try Not To..No This Was The First Try Not To Smile Challange

喔天啊

Oh Man

這其實...

This Is A spfsfsp

這個頻道不斷在往上攀升，訂閱與觀看次數都越來越多

This Channel Is Just Keeps, Keep Going Up

感謝你的收看，你剛剛有沒有笑出來? 如果有，不要忘了給我們點個讚

Thank You F For Watching.Did You Leave A Smile??Did You Smile Leave A Like

還有就是...呃... 這其實是個交易，是影片的一小部分啦

And Uhhh Ahh...That Was The Deal Its Part Of The Video

來嘛，笑一個嘛

Come On Smile A Lil Bit

你的笑容很口愛捏~~ 來嘛

You Have Such A Cute Smile Come On

來笑一個

Gimme A Little Smirk!

快點啦，我知道你其實很想笑

Come On..I Know I Know You Want TO

我知道你很想笑，別裝了

I Know You Want Cmon

這就對了嘛，喔

There It Is Ohh

現在你得幫我按個讚啦

Now You Gotta Leave A Like (sneaky poods)

感謝你的收看，兄弟們，下部影片再會啦

Thank You For Watching Ill See You Bros In The Next Video

還有最後絕對少不了的...

And As Always.....

兄弟拳

BROFIST