Oh! Who did that?

拜託！是誰？

It wasn't me! Girls don't poop.

不是我！女生不大便

Well, someone pooped.

是齁，但某人大便了

So, how many times you've been out with?

所以，你和她約會了幾次？

(sigh) Three.

(嘆氣) 三次

How's that make you feel?

你覺得如何？

Happy.

開心

Good. It's good.

很好，這樣很好啊

- That's really good. - Excellent.

- 真的很好 - 好極了

Why would you do that?

誰會這樣做啦？

Her relationship fix is very complicated.

她的感情問題十分複雜

He is the worst.

他糟透了

Well, not as bad as Mailey Though.

不過沒有像 Mailey 一樣糟吧

Ok, don't even get me started.

拜託，你腦袋是有洞嗎？

♪ Hold on, I gotta stay strong. Listen to the sound. ♪

♪ 撐住，我必須要堅強。聆聽這聲音 ♪

(facepalm)

(傻眼)

Have you been texting your ex?

你還有再傳訊息給你的前任嗎？

No.

沒啊！

Elliot, this is a safe space.

Elliot，這裏很安全

Maybe.

好吧可能有

- OH MY GOD. I KNEW IT! - OF COURSE! OF COURSE YOU HAVE.

- 我的天啊。我就知道！- 當然！你肯定有傳訊息給她！

Why would LeBron do that?

LeBron 怎麼會那樣做？

Because he's a god damn winner, that's why.

就因為他神強啊，沒別的原因

Yeah, but he's not as good as Kevin Durant, right?

是沒錯，不過他沒有 Kevin Durant 打得好，對吧？

Don't even get me started!

你腦袋是有洞嗎！

♪ Of my voice, I know you've got a heart of a champion. ♪

♪ 我的聲音，我知道你有一顆冠軍心 ♪

It's one of my favorite... (knock)

是我最喜歡的...(敲門聲)

What do you think?

妳們覺得如何？

You're wearing that on a date?

你要穿那樣去約會？

Yeah, where are you going? TGI Friday's?

對啊你是要去哪？TGI Friday's (註：美式餐廳)？

Yea, actually.

呃，對啊

- Oh, ehhh, I would still change. - Yeah.

- 喔，呃，我還是會換別件 - 對啊

That looks like my shirt.

那看起來像是我的襯衫欸

That's totally your shirt.

那就是你的襯衫

(Shocked)

(老天)

Hey guys, this is my friend Sasha.

嘿大家，這是我朋友 Sasha

- Hi. - These are my roomates. Ehh, I'll be right back in a second

- 嗨 - 這是我室友們。呃，我很快就回來

- I love this outfit on you. - Oh, thank you. - Yea, super cute.

- 我喜歡你穿的這件衣服。- 喔，謝謝妳！- 對啊，超可愛

Oh my god, sometimes he cries in the sleep.

喔，我的老天，他有時候在睡覺時會哭

Oh the night bowling?

喔像是那個打保齡球的晚上？

Good night.

真是美好的一晚

And I caught him in the bathtub with a martini, which is like...

然後我發現他抱著馬丁尼在浴缸裡，就像是...

What did you tell her?

妳們都告訴了她什麼？

♪ Listen to the sound of my voice, I know you've got the heart of a chamipion. ♪

♪ 傾聽我的聲音，我知道你有一顆冠軍心 ♪