da--dan--dan-k-ing-- danking-- da--

Oh... dancing.

-[harmonizing]

[synthesized techno music playing]

-What an odd intro.

Hey guys, so today I'm gonna be talking about dancing,

and to be honest, the real reason is because I can't dance.

I'm just not good at it.

[cheery techno music playing]

It takes me a really long time to learn the newest dances.

I mean, I only just now learned how to shuffle.

[cards clattering]

[whines]

Okay, so maybe I still don't know how to shuffle. Big deal.

I am so sick and tired of people inventing new dances,

because by the time I learn the newest dance,

there's like three more, and I'm like,

"When did this happen?"

You know what kind of dances I'm talking about, right?

You know, like the Dougie,

the Stanky Leg,

the Cat Daddy, "ettica."

Yeah, there's a reason why I had someone else do those dances.

Because if I did it, it would look something like this.

The Cat Daddy.

I don't care what your mother said,

you finish your food, cat!

The 2-Step.

Stanky Leg.

[sniffs] Oh!

Salsa Dancing.

And, not to mention, Breaking.

[bottle clinks]

You get the point.

Anyway, today I'm gonna be taking the initiative

and I'm gonna be creating the next biggest dance.

It's called Top Raving.

-Barbra Streisand

[disco house music playing]

[music stops]

-I mean, I'm just saying, if you're like me

and you wanna learn the next biggest dance before it's uncool,

Top Raving is gonna be the next big thing.

It's gonna be big, it's gonna be huge,

it's gonna be ginormous!

-That's what she said.

-No she didn't. I did.

-Oh.

-Anyway, together, we might be able to make

Top Raving an actual dance.

I'm competing in a competition on facebook.com/justdancegame,

so make sure you vote for my dance,

because this is our chance, guys.

I've been standing up for all you horribly untalented people

who can't dance... good people.

So join me, and together, together, together,

we can make a difference.

Why is there a camera up here?

Teehee!

So send me a video response of you Top Raving

and you could look cool like this!

[laughter]

[indistinct]