>> James: WORST FIRST DATE EVER.

>> IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE ON A DATE RIGHT NOW.

>> James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE HAVE HERE AND STARTING

WITH SOMETHING WHICH IS ALREADY MAKING ME SO SICK IN MY MOUTH IS

THE FISH EYE.

WE HAVE BIRD SAL IVA-- KALIVA.

HOT SAUCE.

COD SPERM, WHICH I'M SLIGHTLY CONFUSED AS TO HOW THEY GET IT.

WE THEN HAVE GRASSHOPPERS.

A SARDINE SMOOTHIE A BULLPENIS.

AND THAT OLD CLASSIC, CLAM JUICE.

OKAY.

SO HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS.

I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.

YOU CAN EITHER ANSWER THAT QUESTION OR IF YOU DON'T WANT TO

ANSWER THAT QUESTION, YOU HAVE TO EAT WHATEVER I GIVE YOU.

>> OKAY.

>> James: AND WE WILL DO THAT VICE REMEMBERSA VERSA.

SO I WILL GIVE YOU, I WILL GIVE YOU THE SARDINE SMOOTHIE, OKAY.

NEITHER KENDALL OR MYSELF HAVE SEEN THESE QUESTIONS, ARE YOU

READY?

>> UH-HUH.

NO, NO.

>> James: KENDALL, THREE OF YOUR NEICES AND NEPHEWS ARE

NAMED DREAM, NORTH AND SAINT.

RANK THOSE BABY NAMES FROM BEST TO WORST.

>> I AM REALLY CONSIDERING IT.

LIKE ANSWERING.

>> James: YEAH.

WHAT IS THE BEST NAME.

>> CUZ THIS IS LIKE A SMOOTHIE, THIS MAKES IT EVEN GROSSER THAN

JUST THE FACT THAT IT'S SARDINES, I LIKE NORTH, I'VE

ALWAYS LIKED NORTH.

>> James: SO NORTH IS BEST.

>> YEAH.

>> James: LET'S FIND OUT WHICH ONE YOU HATE.

(LAUGHTER) >> OH MY GOD.

NORTH-- THEN-- DREAM.

>> James.

>> NORTH, SAINT, DREAM.

>> James: ALL RIGHT.

>> I STILL LOVE THEM.

>> James: OF COURSE.

NOW WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE ME TO EAT.

>> CUZ YOU HAD SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT IT, I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU

THE COD SPERM.

>> James: OH NO.

>> HA HA.

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: OH MY GOD.

OKAY.

>> OKAY.

JAMES, YOUR PARENTS ARE LOVELY PEOPLE WHO OFTEN DO COMEDY BITS

FOR YOUR SHOW.

IN FACT, THEY'RE BOTH HERE TONIGHT.

>> James: YES.

>> MY QUESTION IS WHO DO YOU PREFER, YOUR MOM OR YOUR DAD?

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION.

WHAT DO DID YOU SAY, MOM?

ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T WANT YOUR SON TO EAT COD SPERM?

>> WELL, LET ME THINK, LET ME THINK.

>> James: MY DAD IS GREAT FOR ADVICE, AND HE'S GREAT FOR

ADVICE AND CHECKING IN, AND IS AN INCREDIBLE FRIEND.

MY MOM GIVES GREAT CUDDLES.

>> AS MOMS DO.

>> James: I COULD NEVER, AND WILL NEVER CHOOSE THEM.

>> GOOD FOR YOU.

>> OH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO THROW UP FOR YOU.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> James: OH MY GOD.

THAT WAS JUST HORRIFIC.

OH, RIGHT.

YOU ASKED FOR IT.

I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU, YEAH, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BIRD

SALIVA.

>> HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN.

>> James: I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENS.

BUT IT IS A FULL CUP OF A BIRD SALIVA.

OKAY.

KENDALL, WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MEMBER OF TAYLOR

SWIFT'S SQUAD?

THERE'S SELENA GOMEZ, HAILEY SIGN FELD, CARLA DELAVIGNE,

CARLY CLAUSE, GIGI OR TAYLOR SWIFT.

>> WHAT DID IT TASTE LIKE.

>> I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU.

>> James: ALL RIGHT G FOR T LAY ONE ON ME.

>> ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

>> James: YOU HAVE A LITTLE BULLPENIS OVER HERE, CLAM JUICE,

GRASSHOPPERS.

>> I AM GOING TO DO BELL PENIS.

>> James: A BULL'S PENIS, OKAY.

JEEZ, OKAY.

>> JAMES.

>> James: YES.

>> WHO IS ONE GUEST YOU REFUSE TO HAVE BACK ON YOUR SHOW AND

WHY?

>> James: WHO WROTE THESE?

>> I'M SO SORRY.

>> James: I CAN'T EVEN EAT IT-- I CAN'T EVEN CHEW IT I

CAN'T BELIEVE I CAME TO WORK TODAY AND I HAVE HAD COD SPERM

AND A BULL'S PENIS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> I'M PROUD OF YOU.

I'M PROUD OF YOU.

>> James: I MEAN IT REALLY IS CHEWY.

>> I'M IMPRESSED.

>> James: ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU.

>> SHUT UP.

>> James: I WILL GIVE YOU, YEAH, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE

CLAM JUICE.

>> OKAY.

>> James: YEAH, CLAM JUICE, CLAM JUICE WE'RE GOING TO GO FOR

ON THIS ONE.

KENDALL, YOUR SISTER KIELY WAS-- KYLIE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE

ON OUR SHOW TONIGHT BUT SHE CANCELLED YESTERDAY MORNING

BECAUSE SHE WAS SICK, YEAH, SHE WAS SICK.

HERE'S A PAPARAZZI PHOTO OF HER THAT-- SO MY QUESTION IS, HOW IS

SHE FEELING?

>> THIS IS SO GOOD.

>> James: YOU WHAT?

>> DRINK THE CLAM JUICE.

>> WHAT IS-- .

>> James: IT'S THE JUICE OF A CLAM, DON'T SMELL IT IT.

>> I DID IT.

>> James: THERE ST. WELL DONE.

>> THAT IS DISGUSTING.

>> James: ALL RIGHT, GO FOR T SEND ONE AROUND TO ME.

HERE WE GO, WHAT YOU GOT?

>> GRASSHOPPERS.

OKAY.

>> James: OKAY.

>> JAMES.

>> James: YES.

>> YOU HAVE ONE OF THE BEST BANDS IN LATE NIGHT, EACH OF

THEM SO TALENTED.

>> James: LET'S DO IT.

>> YOU HAVE TO FIRE ONE OF THEM.

WHICH ONE DO YOU CHOOSE?

>> James: I'VE GOT TO FIRE ONE MEMBER OF THE BAND.

SO EITHER TIM, STEVE OR GU ILLERMO.

I MEAN WHY WOULD YOU EVER FIRE ANY OF THEM.

BUT I'M SAYING I'VE GOT TO FIRE SOMEONE.

I CAN'T FIRE HEGA BECAUSE THERE IS A HUGE AMOUNT OF OUR AUDIENCE

TUNE IN EVERY NIGHT JUST TO SEE HEGA.

(APPLAUSE) WHY DO YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF?

SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS, KENDALL JENNER, EVERYBODY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KENDALL AND MICHAEL STRAHAN.

(APPLAUSE). ♪