* Okay, okay This is where I give him the chance to kick me

來.來. 這是我給他踢我的機會

* Check this out

欸欸欸看我看我

* Oh... Sh*t!

ㄚㄚㄚㄚ幹

* O- Holy sh*t Wait no my kill!

歐歐歐幹 欸欸欸我的頭咧

* Whyyyyy do you...

為什麼ㄚㄚㄚ

* She's actually in this game

其實她在這場裡面

* Hey Alex, can you speak? - Yeah

嘿亞歷克斯，你可以說話嗎? - 可阿

* That's her

就是她

* Waait- What the f*ck

蝦?這三小?

* How can he possibly think Rem is the best girl?

他怎麼可能會認為雷姆是最好的女孩？

* After watching all that anime

看完所有動畫之後

* Aaah!

啊哈！

* Oh, dude this is so easy

呵呵，這太簡單啦

* So free

這我拿定了太簡單太輕鬆了

(Friends) Oh wait no way! Oh my god!

（友）哦等等 不可能吧太屌拉

* Oh wait

等一下

* Is it incest if I f*ck my sister in the butthole?

如果我幹我的姐姐的屁眼而不是陰道是亂倫嗎？

* But not her vagina

如果我幹我的姐姐的屁眼而不是陰道是亂倫嗎？

* Ye- Yeah that's not incest dude

當然不是 這當然不是亂倫囉

* As long as you do not f*ck your sisters vagina, you are good to go

只要你不幹你的妹妹的陰道，你就沒事了

* You can f*ck her butthole, her boobs, your mom's vagina

你可以幹她的屁眼，她的胸部，你媽媽的陰道

* But not the sisters vagina

就是不能妹妹的陰道

* Anything but that

除了那個以外都可以