Hey this is MatSan

嘿這是MatSan

today we have few Polish words

今天是語言挑戰時間!

and few Chinese words for each other

我們準備了幾個波蘭文單字

Mine are more like a tongue twister

和幾個中文單字給彼此

her is more like...bullshit sentences

我準備的比較像是繞口令

gi pi gu

她的比較是...屁話句子

yun za de

雞屁股

hen hao czi

用炸的

gi pi gu

很好吃

yun za de

雞屁股

hen hao czi

用炸的

czi is eat

很好吃

pi gu is ass

"tzi" 是吃

eat ass?!

"pi gu" 是屁股

yea

吃屁股?!

so it's like

對呀

gi is chicken

所以意思是

chicken ass is very tasty when it's deep fried

"ji"是雞

second

雞屁股油炸後很好吃

wo shi chen shi jey

第二句

zuay shai de nan ren

我是全世界

wo shi

在室的男人(???)

chen shi jey

我是

wo shi chen shi jey

全世界

zuay shai

我是全世界

zuay shey

最帥

shai

最衰(??)

de nan ren

帥

I am

的男人

amazingly handsome

我猜意思是

it's pretty similar actually

我驚天動地的帥

the whole sentence means

意思滿接近的

I am the most handsome guy in the world

所以整句話的意思是

yea

我是全世界最帥的男人

see see

是阿 我是

it's awesome

你看 你看

thank you

好棒哦

it's about who?

謝謝你

it's about a random person?

這句是講我嗎

it's about you

還是在講隨便的路人

thank you

當然是在講你

ni de

謝謝

ni de jao

你的

hen shan

你的腳

hen shawn (??)

很香

wen wen wo de

很小(??)

what is wen wen?

聞聞我的

and why it sounds so French when you say it?

聞聞是什麼

ni de jao hen shawn

為何你唸起來有法式腔調

wen wen wo de

你的腳很香

it's about smell

聞聞我的

I guess it means

這句是關於味道

my ass smells

我猜這句意思是

no

我的屁股很臭

my mouth smells

不是啦

no

我的嘴巴很臭

my armpit smells

不對

yea true, but no

我的胳肢窩很臭

it's

這是真的 但還是答錯了

your feet smells good

意思是

ah it's good?!

你的腳很香

and then

原來是香哦

smell mine

然後是

wen is smell

聞聞我的

as a verb

"wen"是聞

so...smell mine

是動詞

chrabąszcz

聞我的

try to make the R harder

chrabąszcz

chrabąszcz

試著加重R的音

it's just an insect

chrabąszcz

what!

這字是一種昆蟲

so chrabąszcz and chrząszcz

什麼!

are both insects

所以chrabąszcz 和 chrząszcz

it's gonna to be May

都是昆蟲

and we call it like

再來就要五月了

means May bug

這種昆蟲的確切名字是

May bug?!

五月蟲

what

五月蟲?!

such a lovely name

什麼

they appear from nowhere

真可愛的名字

and they're flying everywhere

它們會突然出現

in the day time

到處亂飛

and you'll even hear that on the window

白天的時候

like they're crushing the window

你會聽到它們

because they think it's transparent

在撞你的窗戶

so there is still the place to fly!

因為它們以為那裏沒窗戶

what a retard

就會試圖穿越過去

Brzęczyszczykiewicz

好笨哦

what does it mean

Brzęczyszczykiewicz

it's a surname

這什麼意思

from the film

這是一個姓

it's more for fun

電影裡擷取來的

to make it sounds ridiculous

這是純屬娛樂性質取的啦

so if you have this surname

為了要讓這名字聽起來很荒唐

and if I marry you

所以說 如果你姓這個

so you will be Sansan Brzęczyszczykiewicz

如果我嫁給你

gżegżołka

所以你就會變成Sansan Brzęczyszczykiewicz

actually perfect

gżegżółka

gżegżołka is a bird

其實滿正確的

gżegżołka

gżegżółka是一種鳥類

yes it's a bird

gżegżółka

that's cute

沒錯 是一種鳥

gżegżołka

好可愛呦

bi mao

gżegżółka

jan chang le

鼻毛

mao means hair

長長了

yes

"mao"意思是毛

bi mao...

對

bi

鼻毛...

means double hair?

"bi"

no

意思是雙毛嗎?

that's bi

不對啦

it's not working in this way

那是bi啦

nose hair? yes!

中文不是這樣解讀啦

awesome

鼻毛? 對

nose hair...

好酷

stinks

鼻毛

no

很臭

nose hair is growing

不對啦

that's it

鼻毛長長了

wo shi biao tai (???)

就這樣

wo ai wu gay

我是表態(???)

gay??!!

我愛吾gay (???)

ah guay

gay?!?!

wo shi bian tai

阿 "guay"

wo shi bian tai

我是變態

what?

我是變態

it means I'm a pervert

什麼啦

wo ai wu guay

意思是我是個變態

yea

我愛烏龜

wo ai, you know this

對

means I love

我愛 這個你知道

and wu guay

意思是 我愛

is a type of animal

然後 烏龜

turtle

是一種動物

yes

烏龜

wo guay is turtle

答對了

so I'm a pervert, I love turtle

"wo guay" 就是烏龜

tsou to fu

所以 我是個變態 我愛烏龜

tsou to fu...tofu!

臭豆腐

yes

臭豆腐...豆腐!

hao shan

沒錯

hao, ni hao, means good

好像...(?)

tofu...is good

好，你好，意思是好

good tofu

意思是...豆腐...很好

tsou is stinky

好豆腐

we have a dish called stinky tofu

"czou"是臭

stinky tofu?!

因為我們有道料理叫做臭豆腐

shan is good smell

臭豆腐?!

so the whole sentence means

"shan"是香

stinky tofu smells good

整句的意思是

really?!

臭豆腐很香

well...because

這是真的嗎

for us, as Taiwanese

這個嘛...因為

we like stinky tofu

對台灣人來講

and we think it smells good

臭豆腐很好吃

but for lots of foreigners

我們也覺得很香

they find it so disgusting

但對很多外國人來講

konstantynopolit...one more time

他們覺得味道很噁

konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka

konstantynopolit...再一次

...kowianeczka

konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka

yea almost correct

...kowianeczka

...kowianeczka

差一點就對了

no

...kowianeczka (??)

konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka

不是啦

konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka

konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka

it's almost correct, yea

konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka

and it means what?

差一點就對了

a lady who lives in Konstantynopo, it's a city

然後這句是什麼意思

what? so boring

有位太太住在Konstantynopo這城市

it's not boring

好無聊哦

it's a tongue twister

才不無聊勒

today is my birthday

這是繞口令好嗎

it's not

今天是我的生日

..why dd?

才不是

ponaddwustudziewięćdziesięciodziewięciokilometro

為何兩個dd連在一起?

great

ponaddwustudziewięćdziesięciodziewięciokilometrowy

I'm speaking bullshit

好棒

ponaddwustudziewięćdziesięciodziewięciokilometro

我根本在亂講阿

amazing

ponaddwustudziewięćdziesięciodziewięciokilometrowy

about numbers

你好棒

if you want to make a whole word

關於數字

you can actually connect all the numbers together

如果你要一次唸的話

and this one actually means

波蘭文是可以把數字都連在一起的

more than 299km

這句的意思是

and that's it

比299公里還多

299

就這樣

so we add all these numbers together

299

that's why we can have such an enormous big word

我們把所有數字都拼在一起

czi pu tao

這就是為何我們可以生出這麼長的一串字

czi pu tao bu tu pu tao pi

吃葡萄

bu czi pu tao dao tu pu tao pi

吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮

this is a tongue twister

不吃葡萄倒吐葡萄皮

czi pu tao bu tu pu tao pi

這是繞口令

bu czi pu tao dao tu pu tao pi

吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮

you're good

不吃葡萄倒吐葡萄皮

czi pu tao bu tu pu tao pi

你很棒耶

bu czi pu tao dao tu pu tao pi

吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮

it means, when you eat the grape

不吃葡萄倒吐葡萄皮

you don't spill out the skin

意思是 當你吃葡萄時

it's gonna grow inside of you

你不吐皮

but when you don't eat the grape

葡萄會在你身體裡長大

when you don't eat the grape

但當你不吃葡萄時

you actually spill out the skin

當你不吃葡萄時

I don't get it

你反而吐出了葡萄皮

I thought it's like

我不懂

if you swallow the seed, it's gonna grow inside you

我還以為是說

no, it's tongue twister, so it doesn't mean anything

你把籽吞下去後，它會在你肚子裡長大

cuz it's tongue twister

不是，因為是繞口令，所以沒什意義

zu to lao min yuay (??)

反正是繞口令嘛

di to si gu shan

豬頭聊明月耶(???)

it's a poem

低頭思故鄉

the first poem you need to learn at school

這是一首詩

I think I know about this

在學校要學的第一首詩

you told me

我知道這首詩

I told you the story

你有跟我說

the guy who was thinking...

我跟你講過故事

he's basically doing nothing

有個男人在思考著

and drinking

基本上他閒閒沒事

so gu to yao min yua

就在喝酒

he raises his head, to invite the moon to drink with him

所以 舉頭邀明月

and then di to si gu shan

他抬起了頭，邀請月亮跟他一起喝酒

is, he lower his head down

然後 低頭思故鄉

and then he's thinking about his hometown

他低下了他的頭

boring

開始思念起他的家鄉

that's what poet is doing every day

好無聊

it's a very huge tongue twister

這就是詩人每天在做的事

it's an essay here

這是一個非常長的繞口令

means,

這根本是篇短文

may bug is making sound in the grass

文意是

oh the first word is the same

五月蟲在草裡面製造聲音

??

第一個字我知道，是一樣的

why you say "wu" not "w"

???

ah so it's "w"

為何你發音是wu 不是w

....?

阿 原來是這樣發音

...czcz?

^%$#&^

czczcz?

????

does it make any sense right now?

?????z???

totally no

czczczczcz????

nonsense?!

$%&*#

I think it's too hard for you

...

it's like:

..

what's this dżdżu?

我現在講的有任何意義嗎?

where?

完全沒意義

here

胡言亂語嗎?!

dżdżu is more like a small rain

我想這對你來講太難了

like water

是這樣唸

it's about the bug

Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie w Szczebrzeszynie,

cleaning his body from this water

W szczękach chrząszcza trzeszczy miąższ,

Polish language sounds like this to foreigner

Czcza szczypawka czka w Szczecinie,

so these are made on purpose to sound like shshsh

Chrząszcza szczudłem przechrzcił wąż,

because lots of our words sound like this

Strząsa skrzydła z dżdżu,

and sometimes

A trzmiel w puszczy, tuż przy Pszczynie,

Sansan says

Straszny wszczyna szum!

still, that it really sounds like shshshsh

dżdżu是什麼意思

yea

哪裡?

especially when she just arrive to Poland

這裡

she was like...

dżdżu意思是雨

I was having a conversation with my friends

露水

we were just talking

基本上這意思就是五月蟲

and she was like: shshshshsh

在用雨水清洗牠的身體

she just wanted to join the conversation

波蘭文對外國人來說聽起來就是這樣

why I sound so retarded?

所以這些繞口令也是故意這樣編，聽起來就是shshsh

super big pack

因為波蘭文裡很多單字聽起來就是如此

red pepper taste

有時候

TOP chips

Sansan說

hum it's tasty

聽平常的對話就像是shshsh

jestem

是阿

ciągle

特別是一開始當她剛來波蘭時

głodna

她就...

jak

我在跟我朋友聊天

chomik

我們聊啊聊的

chomik?!

她就說: sh sh sh sh

miedługo

她就只是想要加入聊天話題

zjem

為何我聽起來很笨啊

swojego

超大包裝

???

紅椒口味

chłopaka

頂級洋芋片

what does it mean?

嗯 很好吃耶

basically it means

jestem

I'm always hungry

ciągle

like a hamster

głodna

soon I'm gonna eat my own boyfriend

jak

which word is hamster?

chomik

chomik

chomik?!

I like it!

niedługo

like homie chomik

zjem

just look

swojego

just like a hamster

???

Poland

chłopaka

ren ai

這什麼意思

czi bi(??)

意思是

Poland ren ai czi bin chi lin

我總是很餓

chillin?

像隻倉鼠

not chillin

不久後我會把我男朋友吃掉

this is Poland

哪個字是倉鼠

ah it's Poland

chomik

Poland ren is Polish

我喜歡

Poland ren...

像是很親切的倉鼠

ai

你看

wo ai...

這臉頰就跟倉鼠一樣

love

波蘭

czi is eat

人愛

I love to eat Polish food

吃逼(???)

no

波蘭人愛吃冰淇淋

bin chi lin is ice cream

chillin? 休息?

Polish

不是啦

ah yea, it's actually true

Poland是波蘭

she's so amazed by this every summer

啊 波蘭

or even spring

"Poland ren" 是波蘭人

people are eating a lot of ice cream

波蘭人...

and we're obsessed with this

愛