Didn't see the window.

沒看到窗

I'm good. I'm good. All good.

我很好我很好，真的很好

Still a window here. Still. Window.

還是有扇窗，還是有，窗戶

My bad. I'm sorry. Read your book.

我的錯，對不起，繼續看你的書

Ahh!! My hollow bones.

啊啊啊！我的骨頭

Every bird ever.

每隻鳥都這樣

Oh dude, I saw that new movie with Channing Tatum.

老兄，我剛看了查寧·坦圖演的那部新電影

Who?

誰？

Channing Tatum. You know, from Magic Mike?

查寧·坦圖，你知道，有演舞棍俱樂部的啊

Who?

誰？

He was in 21 Jump Street.

他也有演龍虎少年隊

Who?

誰？

Channing Tatum! He's like the sexiest guy in Hollywood!

查寧·坦圖！他是好萊屋最性感的男人欸！

I'm just playing with you. I love Channing Tatum!

我在鬧你啦，我超愛查寧·坦圖！

He was great at Thor!

他索爾演超好的！

That's Chris Hemsworth.

那是克里斯·漢斯沃

Who?

誰？

Every bird ever.

每一隻鳥都這樣

Oh my God. Barbara, look at Trisha.

喔我的天，芭芭拉，你看特麗莎

Oh my God.

喔我的天

I love that necklace.

我超愛那條項鍊！

Right? It's gorgeous.

對吧！它超美的！

Help me! I'm choking!

救我！我要窒息了！

I love the no look. I am SO jealous.

我超愛那個壞壞樣，我超～～嫉妒

For real, that necklace is to die for.

真的！我願意為了那條項鍊而死！

Get out of the way! Go! Fly!

滾開！走！飛！

Heh heh heh look at me! I'm a pigeon!

呵呵呵你看我，我是一隻鴿子！

Go! Fly!

滾開！飛走！

Walking like human.

像人類一樣在走路

If I wasn't a member of Peeta, I would run you over!

如果我不是彼得那一派的，我就會開車輾過你！

Not me. I'm a human. Flying's stupid. That's stupid for birds to do.

不是我，我是人類哇。飛行超笨，鳥類飛行超～級～笨～

Oh let's go this way maybe.

噢我們走這邊吧

Oh no no. Let's go this way.

噢不不，走這邊好了

Why are they called the bald eagles? They have feathers.

為什麼是叫禿鷹，他們明明有羽毛

999...1000! Ready or not? Here I come!

999、1000！準備好了嗎？我要去抓你了！

This game isn't fun. I can clearly see you.

這遊戲好難玩，我根本可以看到你

No, you can't!

你才不行！

Yes, I can!

我可以！

That's impossible! I am clearly underground.

不可能！我在地底欸！

Quote the raven, "Nevermore."

引用愛倫坡的詩作：「不再有」

Whassup ladies?

你好呀，小姐們

Ooohhh. God. you're cute!

噢噢噢，天，你超可愛！

Why hello ladies.

你好呀小姐～

Look at the feathers! It's beautiful.

你看他的羽毛，好美！

Step aside losers. The peacock has arrived.

讓開，魯蛇們，孔雀來也

Your welcome ladies. That's right. I am the sexiest Goddamn bird on the... AAHHHHHHHHHHHH

不客氣，小姐們。沒錯！我是最最最性感的鳥——啊啊啊啊啊

Well. There goes my vegan card!

齁，我的全素食證不能用了啦！

Wow. He's so beautiful.

哇，它好美！

Wait! What? You just took my baby!

等等！什麼？你剛拿走的是我的孩子！

I'm a freeeee woman!

我自由了！

Hey girl. I ain't got no kid. Let's hit up the club!

嘿姊妹，我沒有孩子了，我們上夜店去吧！

Never mind, girl.

當我沒說

I'm a mom again. Got responsibilities and stuff.

我又是媽了，要負擔責任那些

Every bird ever.

每一隻鳥都這樣

Wow. Flying is so much fun. I love it!

哇，飛行好好玩噢！我超愛

It's the best way to get around. I can go on vacation any time I want.

飛行是移動最好的方法，我隨時都可以去度假

You said it. I feel so relaxed up here. And so free!

你說的是，在天空我好放鬆，好自由！

Can you imagine being one of those flightless birds?

你能想像那些不能飛的鳥嗎？

What an awful life.

他們人生超慘

Hey. I know I'm just a penguin and I can't fly,

喂！我知道我只是一隻企鵝，我也不會飛

but I can still hear, and feel. And you hurt my feelings.

但我還聽得到，也有感受。你剛剛害我受傷了

Oh poop.

噢，大便

Every bird ever.

每一隻鳥都這樣

Hey guys! Thanks for watching. Click the box on the left to watch deleted scenes and bloopers.

嘿大家！感謝你的收看，點選左邊的格子觀看刪掉的影片內容及花絮

And if you want to check us out in more ridiculous costumes,

如果你想看我們穿更多愚蠢的服裝

watch "Every Dog Ever" by clicking the box on the right.

請點右邊的格子觀看「每一隻狗都這樣」

Alright. I'll see you next time!

好的，下次見囉！