Weed's gonna kill us, it's a gateway drug.

大麻會害死我們，它是毒品的入門。

Lying isn't funny.

說謊可不好玩。

Oh, no, for most people, weed is essentially harmless.

噢，不，對大部分人而言，大麻基本上是無害的。

Whoa-kay, no way, Jose.

好了，門都沒有，Jose

Look, I know this stuff

聽著，我知道這件事

is a little overboard, but...

是有點誇張，但...

you can't tell kids weed isn't bad!

你不能告訴孩子們，大麻並不壞！

Of course I can. It's true.

我當然可以，這是真的。

And we've known it for decades.

而且我們已經知道幾十年了。

Counting deaths from the substance alone,

單看各物質的死亡數，

alcohol kills 88,000 people a year.

酒精一年害死8萬8千人。

Tobacco kills 480,000.

菸草害死48萬人。

And marijuana kills absolutely no one.

然而大麻基本上一個人都沒害死

(buzzer)

(哨音響)

Uh, according to curriculum,

呃，根據課本，

marijuana can get you hooked on harder substances.

大麻會讓你被成癮性更重的物質勾引。

It's a gateway drug.

它是種入門毒品。

Yeah, educators have been saying that for years,

沒錯，教育者們多年來都是這麼說的，

but it's not true.

但是這並不是真的。

Most people who try marijuana

大多數嘗試抽大麻的人

don't even continue smoking marijuana.

都不會繼續抽大麻。

This dude knows what's up.

這老兄很懂嘛。

Now, that doesn't mean that it's perfectly safe.

那並不代表是完全無害的。

Dude, I thought you were cool.

老兄，我還認為你很酷呢。

Oh, I wish! If you're under 25,

噢，我也希望。如你年紀小於25歲，

smoking weed can lead to memory problems

抽大麻可能導致記憶障礙

and poor cognitive functioning.

還有認知功能障礙。

But if you're an adult,

但如果你是成人，

and your brain has finished developing,

你的大腦已經發展完全，

it's really your choice.

那真的就是你的選擇了。

Adam, wrong way. Also, not in a school.

Adam，別搞錯了。況且，別在學校裡面抽。

Sorry, I usually only smoke at parties,

抱歉，我通常只在派對時抽大麻

and I'm rarely invited to them.

而且我很少被大家邀請呢。

Yeah, wonder why.

沒錯，想也知道為什麼。

The truth is, if you know the risks

事實是，如果你了解這些風險

and you use it in moderation, weed is no big deal.

而且使用得宜，大麻沒什麼大不了的。

And, in fact, humans have been using it for millennia.

事實上，人類已經使用大麻好幾千年了。

Humans started growing cannabis as a crop over 8,000 years ago.

人類早在8000年前就開始將大麻當作莊稼種植

This crop will feed our family for a year,

這種作物將餵飽整個家庭一整年，

and this crop will make movies way funnier.

而這種作物會讓影片看起來更有趣。

(Adam) In 440 BCE, Herodotus wrote about

在公元前440年，希羅多德撰寫了關於

the ancient tradition of cannabis steam baths.

古代大麻蒸氣浴的傳統。

Fellow citizens, as a wise man

同胞們，從前有個智者

once told me, VapeLife! (laughing)

曾經告訴我，呼麻人生！

And in America, for many years marijuana was available in over-the-counter medications.

在美國多年來，大麻是隨處可得的非處方用藥。

Step right up and try Professor Horkorium's Rejuvenating Tincture!

快上前來試試Horkorium教授的回春藥！

Now with the Arab hashish.

現在添加了阿拉伯大麻喔。

For most of America's history,

在美國大部分的美國歷史中，

weed was legal, no one cared about it.

大麻是合法的，沒人在乎。