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  • - (spooky voice) This video is just a dream!

    - (幽靈般的聲音)本視頻僅僅是一個夢!

  • I just realized that I filmed that,

    我只是意識到,我拍攝那部視頻,

  • and I forgot to put my pants back on.

    而我忘了拉上我的褲子。

  • I filmed without my pants!

    我拍攝的時候沒有穿褲子!

  • The heat's on in my apartment, it's hot!

    爐火在我的公寓裡,很熱!

  • So having dreams are pretty common,

    因此,做夢是相當普遍的,

  • and if you're anything like me,

    而如果你像我一樣,

  • you actually remember the dream

    有時你醒來時

  • sometimes when you wake up.

    實際上還記得那個夢。

  • And that can either be really cool,

    而那可能是非常酷的事情,

  • or really weird, 'cause, like,

    或者非常古怪的事情,因為,比如,

  • I have this recurring dream where

    我做了這個反覆出現的夢,

  • I'm running down the street, and I'm wearing a dress,

    我正在街上跑,我穿著一件連衣裙,

  • and I'm covered in chocolate,

    而我被巧克力覆蓋著,

  • and I have a glass dildo in one hand,

    而我一隻手拿著一個玻璃的人造阴茎,

  • and a plunger in the other, and I'm running,

    另一隻手拿著一個柱塞,我在跑,

  • and I'm being chased by a clown

    我被一個小丑追著,

  • that's spraying whip cream at me, what?

    他對我噴著發泡奶油,竟然有這樣的事?

  • But anyways, unlike that dream,

    但是不管怎樣,和那個夢不一樣的是,

  • a lot of dreams are actually quite common,

    很多夢實際上都相當普遍,

  • so, I decided to look up

    因此,我決定看看

  • the top ten most common dreams,

    10個最普遍的夢,

  • and explain their meaning to you guys.

    並向你們解釋他們的含義。

  • Have you ever had a dream where you've been in

    你沒有做過一個夢,

  • an out of control car, or you've been in an accident,

    你坐在一輛失控的車裡,或者你處於一個事故當中,

  • or you're heading for a cliff, or something like that?

    或者你正走向一個懸崖,或者類似的事情?

  • Well, what that is is your subconscious telling you

    呃,那是你的潛意識,告訴你

  • that you feel powerless about something in your life

    你對你自己生活中的東西感到無助

  • and that you feel like you're headed for disaster.

    而你感覺你被引向災難。

  • I know I always get these dreams

    我知道每當我開始一次新的節食時,

  • whenever I start a new diet.

    我總是做這些夢。

  • Except, you know, the car is made of chocolate

    除非,要知道,汽車是用巧克力做的,

  • and I don't get in the car, I eat the car.

    而我不上車,我吃車。

  • Have you ever had a dream where

    你有沒有做過一個夢,

  • you're trying to use a computer

    就是你在試圖使用一台計算機

  • or a telephone, but it won't connect

    或者電話,但是它不會連接

  • to the internet or it won't dial?

    網絡或者它不會撥號?

  • Well, these dreams mean that

    呃,這些夢意味著

  • you're losing touch with reality,

    你跟現實正在脫離聯繫,

  • and you're having trouble making connections

    而你在你的生活中

  • with the people in your life, or making connections

    與人們建立聯繫,或者與新的人

  • with new people, like new friends.

    像新朋友,建立聯繫有困難。

  • Personally, I never have these dreams.

    就個人而言,

  • I mean, I got tons of friends,

    我的意思是,我有非常多的朋友,

  • (fake coughs) on Facebook.

    (假咳嗽)在Facebook上。

  • If you've ever had a dream where you've been lost

    如果你曾經做過一個夢,就是你在

  • in a maze, or you're trapped in a box,

    迷宮中迷路,或者你被困在一個箱子裡,

  • or some sort of other structure where you can't move,

    或者你不能移動的某種其他結構中,

  • it means that you're facing, or you're going to face

    這意味著你正在面臨,或者你將面臨

  • a difficult decision in your life

    你生活中的你不想去作出的

  • that you don't want to make or feel like you can't make.

    或者你感覺你不能作出的一個困難的決定。

  • When I was little, the "Beetlejuice" movie just came out,

    在我還小的時候,電影《甲蟲汁》剛剛上演,

  • and I had this dream where I was lost in my house

    而我做了這樣一個夢,我在我的房子迷路了

  • and around every corner I turn,

    並在我轉的每個彎,

  • Beetlejuice was there.

    都有甲蟲汁。

  • (fake crying) Still in therapy over that one.

    (假哭)還在那一個夢的心裡治療中。

  • These are those dreams where you're trying

    這些都是你嘗試趕上

  • to catch some mode of transportation

    某種交通方式

  • like a car, a bus, or a plane,

    如汽車、公交,或者飛機,

  • but you can't quite catch up to them

    但是你就是不能趕上它們

  • and you miss it, or you arrive late

    並錯過,或者你沒趕上

  • to an event that's already started.

    已經開始了的活動。

  • These dreams mean you feel like

    這些夢想意味著你覺得

  • you recently missed out on

    你最近錯過了

  • an important opportunity in your life.

    你生活中一個重要的機會。

  • I remember one time, I missed a sale on "Rogaine",

    我記得有一次,我錯過了“ 落健(Rogaine)”的一次銷售會,

  • I had dreams I missed the bus for a week.

    我做過一個夢,我一週都錯過了公交。

  • These dreams often come to people

    這些夢經常都是

  • who have been out of school for a while.

    已經離開學校一段時間的人做的。

  • You either can't pass a test, you can't find the test room,

    你要麼不能通過一個測試,你不能找到考室,

  • or you just feel generally unprepared for the test.

    你要麼只是總體上覺得沒準備好測試。

  • Well, these dreams mean that you're anticipating

    嗯,這些夢意味著你預見

  • being tested at some point in the near future in your life,

    在你的生活的最近一段時間的某個時候將要接受測試,

  • and you feel like you're unprepared for it.

    而你覺得你沒為這個測試準備好。

  • For me, personally, these are my

    對於我來說,就個人而言,

  • most hated types of dreams.

    有我最討厭的那種夢。

  • Like, when you get them, you wake up with this

    比如,當你做了那種夢時,

  • just general feeling of dread; it's terrible.

    你通常帶著那種恐懼的感覺醒來;這有點可怕。

  • Wake up sweatin' like a gerbil in a gay bar.

    醒來像一隻在一個同性戀酒吧的沙鼠一樣渾身冒汗

  • These are those dreams where you're either sick,

    這些就是你要麼病了,

  • or you're injured, or you're dying,

    要麼受傷了,要麼要死了的夢,

  • and it comes to people that have been

    而這發生在在感情上受到傷害

  • emotionally hurt or are afraid of being hurt.

    或者害怕受傷害的人身上。

  • However, if someone else in the dream is injured,

    然而,如果在夢中有另外的人受傷了,

  • sick, or dying, it means that

    生病了,或者要死了,那意味著

  • you're afraid of losing someone.

    你害怕失去某人。

  • And if you've ever had a dream

    而如果你曾經做了這樣的夢,

  • where you've killed someone,

    就是你殺了某人,

  • well then you need to seek help.

    那麼,你需要尋求幫助。

  • That's (bleep) up.

    那是令人捉急的(哔哔声)。

  • The hell's wrong with you?

    你到底怎麼了?

  • This is another very common dream

    這是另一個非常普遍的夢

  • where something scary's chasing you,

    可怕的東西追著你,

  • like a monster or a killer, and the meaning

    如一個惡魔或者一個殺手,

  • of this dream is that someone in your life

    而這個夢的意思是,你生活中的某個人最近

  • currently is making you feel very uncomfortable,

    使得你感覺非常不舒服,

  • or even threatened.

    或者甚至受到威脅。

  • And apparently, you can actually

    顯然,你實際上可以

  • try to figure out who the person in your life is

    嘗試通過把那個惡魔的某種特徵

  • that's making you feel this way

    與你生活中的那些人對比

  • by comparing certain features of the monster

    弄清楚你生活中的這個人是

  • to the people in your life.

    使得你有那種感覺的人。

  • 'Cause, like, I remember when I was a kid

    因為,比如,我記得,在我還是小孩的時候,

  • I had this dream once where I was being chased

    我曾經做過一個夢,我被

  • by Jabba the Hutt, (tisks) turns out

    赫特人賈巴追著,(滴答聲)結果是

  • I was just watching too much Rosie O'Donnell.

    我只是看羅西奧多內爾看得太多了。

  • In these dreams, you're either missing teeth,

    在這些夢裡,你要麼掉了牙,

  • your teeth are falling out, or you have really bad teeth.

    要麼牙要掉了,要麼你有壞牙。

  • And the meaning of these dreams

    而這些夢的意思是

  • is that you're either feeling unattractive,

    你要麼感覺沒有吸引力,

  • you're afraid of being found unattractive,

    要麼你害怕被發現沒有吸引力,

  • or just a general feeling of loss of power.

    要麼總體上感覺失去了力量。

  • This is another set of really weird dreams.

    這是另一組非常古怪的夢。

  • If you've ever had dreams like this,

    如果你曾經做過那樣的夢,

  • you know how weird you feel

    你就知道你醒來時

  • when you wake up, it's bizarre.

    你感覺多古怪,這是很怪的。

  • (voice changes) Guess I don't have to

    (聲音改變)想想我沒必要

  • buy toothpaste anymore.

    再買牙刷了。

  • In these dreams, you find yourself

    在這些夢裡,你發現你自己

  • either partially naked or completely naked

    在一群人面前,要麼部分裸露,

  • in front of a group of people,

    要麼完全裸露。

  • and what they represent is a feeling

    而它們代表的是

  • of shame, embarrassment, or vulnerability

    對最近在你的生活中發生的某件事的一種

  • about some event that recently happened in your life.

    恥辱,尷尬,或脆弱的感覺。

  • Believe it or not, this one is especially common

    不管你信不信,這個夢在

  • in single people that have recently been at a wedding,

    最近參加過婚禮的單身人士中特別普遍,

  • because you see the people that just got married

    因為你看到剛剛結婚的人

  • and how they found love in another person,

    以及他們如何在另一個人當中找到愛,

  • and you feel, somewhat,

    而你感覺,不知道怎麼的,

  • like you're missing that yourself.

    你自己未做到那樣的事情。

  • See, to me, this would be the type of dream

    明白了,對於我來說,這是那種

  • that would be fun to recognize

    當你在夢中

  • when you're in the dream,

    很高興去辨別的夢,

  • like know you're dreaming, 'cause then

    像知道你在作夢,因為那時

  • you could just, like, go around messing with

    你可能在毆打夢中的人

  • dream people, like, you know, slapping 'em

    比如,要知道,用你夢中的

  • with your dream wang.

    翅膀拍打他們。

  • No?

    不是?

  • Okay, maybe not, whatever, moving on.

    好吧,可能不是,不管怎樣,繼續講。

  • And the most common dream...

    而最普遍的夢...

  • We've always had dreams like this

    我們總是在我們生活中的某個時候

  • at some point in our lives,

    做這樣的夢,

  • and they're those dreams where you're either falling,

    而它們是要麼你要往下掉,

  • you're drowning in water, or you're sinking

    要麼要在水裡淹死,要麼陷入

  • in quick sand, and what they represent

    流沙中的那種夢,而它們代表

  • is a feeling of insecurity or lack of support in your life,

    是你生活中不安全的感覺或者缺乏支持,

  • and they're especially common for people

    而它們對於在那一刻在他們的生活中

  • that are facing something really overwhelming

    面臨非常無法抗拒的事情的人來說

  • in their life at the moment.

    是特別普遍的。

  • Fun fact about these dreams,

    關於這些夢的有趣的事實,

  • you know how they say you're supposed to

    你知道他們如何說,

  • wake up before you hit the ground?

    你應當在你撞到地上之前醒來?

  • Well, I actually had a dream where I was falling

    呃,我曾經做過這樣一個夢,當我從

  • from a tall height, and I actually hit the ground.

    很高的高度往下掉時,我實際上撞到了地上。

  • Like, I didn't wake up and, like,

    像,我沒有醒來,

  • I thought I died in my dream, so when I woke up,

    我認為我在我的夢裡死了,因此當我醒了之後,

  • I was actually not sure if I was alive,

    我實際上不確定我是否還活著,

  • or dead, or I was still dreaming,

    還是死了,還是我仍然在作夢,

  • it was really (bleep) up.

    這真的非常讓人捉急(哔哔声)。

  • So those are the ten most common

    那麼那些夢是最最普遍的夢,

  • dreams and their meanings, and I apologize

    而它們的含義,如果

  • if I wasn't able to address that dream you have,

    我沒有能夠向你解釋你做過的這樣的夢,

  • where you're getting humped by the octopus

    就是你在夢中被章魚用很寬的腿背著,而一個海盜在看著,

  • with the wooden legs and a pirate's watching.

    我向你道歉。

  • Yeah, couldn't find that one online.

    是的,不能在網上找到那一個夢。

  • And that's it.

    就這麼多。

  • As always, if you like this video,

    像往常一樣,如果你喜歡這個視頻,

  • please click "like" and "subscribe"

    請點擊“贊”和“訂閱”

  • and share it with someone, and other than that,

    並與人分享,除此之外,

  • I will see you guys next Saturday.

    我將在下週六與你們見面。

  • (voice changed) Sweet dreams.

    (聲音改變)做一個好夢。

  • (evil laugh)

    (惡魔大笑)

  • Well that was weird.

    呃,那很古怪。

  • (horn tooting)

    (喇叭嘟嘟鳴)

  • (stand-by beep)

    (待機蜂鳴聲)

  • (laughs) Runnin' out of breath over here.

    (大笑)到這裡喘不上氣。

  • (spooky voice) This video is just a dream!

    (幽靈般的聲音)本視頻僅僅是一個夢!

  • (rattling)

    (亂撞)

  • (voice changes) Bye.

    (聲音改變)再見。

- (spooky voice) This video is just a dream!

- (幽靈般的聲音)本視頻僅僅是一個夢!

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