I just realized that I filmed that,

我只是意識到，我拍攝那部視頻，

and I forgot to put my pants back on.

而我忘了拉上我的褲子。

I filmed without my pants!

我拍攝的時候沒有穿褲子！

The heat's on in my apartment, it's hot!

爐火在我的公寓裡，很熱！

So having dreams are pretty common,

因此，做夢是相當普遍的，

and if you're anything like me,

而如果你像我一樣，

you actually remember the dream

有時你醒來時

sometimes when you wake up.

實際上還記得那個夢。

And that can either be really cool,

而那可能是非常酷的事情，

or really weird, 'cause, like,

或者非常古怪的事情，因為，比如，

I have this recurring dream where

我做了這個反覆出現的夢，

I'm running down the street, and I'm wearing a dress,

我正在街上跑，我穿著一件連衣裙，

and I'm covered in chocolate,

而我被巧克力覆蓋著，

and I have a glass dildo in one hand,

而我一隻手拿著一個玻璃的人造阴茎，

and a plunger in the other, and I'm running,

另一隻手拿著一個柱塞，我在跑，

and I'm being chased by a clown

我被一個小丑追著，

that's spraying whip cream at me, what?

他對我噴著發泡奶油，竟然有這樣的事？

But anyways, unlike that dream,

但是不管怎樣，和那個夢不一樣的是，

a lot of dreams are actually quite common,

很多夢實際上都相當普遍，

so, I decided to look up

因此，我決定看看

the top ten most common dreams,

10個最普遍的夢，

and explain their meaning to you guys.

並向你們解釋他們的含義。

Have you ever had a dream where you've been in

你沒有做過一個夢，

an out of control car, or you've been in an accident,

你坐在一輛失控的車裡，或者你處於一個事故當中，

or you're heading for a cliff, or something like that?

或者你正走向一個懸崖，或者類似的事情？

Well, what that is is your subconscious telling you

呃，那是你的潛意識，告訴你

that you feel powerless about something in your life

你對你自己生活中的東西感到無助

and that you feel like you're headed for disaster.

而你感覺你被引向災難。

I know I always get these dreams

我知道每當我開始一次新的節食時，

whenever I start a new diet.

我總是做這些夢。

Except, you know, the car is made of chocolate

除非，要知道，汽車是用巧克力做的，

and I don't get in the car, I eat the car.

而我不上車，我吃車。

Have you ever had a dream where

你有沒有做過一個夢，

you're trying to use a computer

就是你在試圖使用一台計算機

or a telephone, but it won't connect

或者電話，但是它不會連接

to the internet or it won't dial?

網絡或者它不會撥號？

Well, these dreams mean that

呃，這些夢意味著

you're losing touch with reality,

你跟現實正在脫離聯繫，

and you're having trouble making connections

而你在你的生活中

with the people in your life, or making connections

與人們建立聯繫，或者與新的人

with new people, like new friends.

像新朋友，建立聯繫有困難。

Personally, I never have these dreams.

就個人而言，

I mean, I got tons of friends,

我的意思是，我有非常多的朋友，

(fake coughs) on Facebook.

（假咳嗽）在Facebook上。

If you've ever had a dream where you've been lost

如果你曾經做過一個夢，就是你在

in a maze, or you're trapped in a box,

迷宮中迷路，或者你被困在一個箱子裡，

or some sort of other structure where you can't move,

或者你不能移動的某種其他結構中，

it means that you're facing, or you're going to face

這意味著你正在面臨，或者你將面臨

a difficult decision in your life

你生活中的你不想去作出的

that you don't want to make or feel like you can't make.

或者你感覺你不能作出的一個困難的決定。

When I was little, the "Beetlejuice" movie just came out,

在我還小的時候，電影《甲蟲汁》剛剛上演，

and I had this dream where I was lost in my house

而我做了這樣一個夢，我在我的房子迷路了

and around every corner I turn,

並在我轉的每個彎，

Beetlejuice was there.

都有甲蟲汁。

(fake crying) Still in therapy over that one.

（假哭）還在那一個夢的心裡治療中。

These are those dreams where you're trying

這些都是你嘗試趕上

to catch some mode of transportation

某種交通方式

like a car, a bus, or a plane,

如汽車、公交，或者飛機，

but you can't quite catch up to them

但是你就是不能趕上它們

and you miss it, or you arrive late

並錯過，或者你沒趕上

to an event that's already started.

已經開始了的活動。

These dreams mean you feel like

這些夢想意味著你覺得

you recently missed out on

你最近錯過了

an important opportunity in your life.

你生活中一個重要的機會。

I remember one time, I missed a sale on "Rogaine",

我記得有一次，我錯過了“ 落健（Rogaine）”的一次銷售會，

I had dreams I missed the bus for a week.

我做過一個夢，我一週都錯過了公交。

These dreams often come to people

這些夢經常都是

who have been out of school for a while.

已經離開學校一段時間的人做的。

You either can't pass a test, you can't find the test room,

你要麼不能通過一個測試，你不能找到考室，

or you just feel generally unprepared for the test.

你要麼只是總體上覺得沒準備好測試。

Well, these dreams mean that you're anticipating

嗯，這些夢意味著你預見

being tested at some point in the near future in your life,

在你的生活的最近一段時間的某個時候將要接受測試，

and you feel like you're unprepared for it.

而你覺得你沒為這個測試準備好。

For me, personally, these are my

對於我來說，就個人而言，

most hated types of dreams.

有我最討厭的那種夢。

Like, when you get them, you wake up with this

比如，當你做了那種夢時，

just general feeling of dread; it's terrible.

你通常帶著那種恐懼的感覺醒來；這有點可怕。

Wake up sweatin' like a gerbil in a gay bar.

醒來像一隻在一個同性戀酒吧的沙鼠一樣渾身冒汗

These are those dreams where you're either sick,

這些就是你要麼病了，

or you're injured, or you're dying,

要麼受傷了，要麼要死了的夢，

and it comes to people that have been

而這發生在在感情上受到傷害

emotionally hurt or are afraid of being hurt.

或者害怕受傷害的人身上。

However, if someone else in the dream is injured,

然而，如果在夢中有另外的人受傷了，

sick, or dying, it means that

生病了，或者要死了，那意味著

you're afraid of losing someone.

你害怕失去某人。

And if you've ever had a dream

而如果你曾經做了這樣的夢，

where you've killed someone,

就是你殺了某人，

well then you need to seek help.

那麼，你需要尋求幫助。

That's (bleep) up.

那是令人捉急的（哔哔声）。

The hell's wrong with you?

你到底怎麼了？

This is another very common dream

這是另一個非常普遍的夢

where something scary's chasing you,

可怕的東西追著你，

like a monster or a killer, and the meaning

如一個惡魔或者一個殺手，

of this dream is that someone in your life

而這個夢的意思是，你生活中的某個人最近

currently is making you feel very uncomfortable,

使得你感覺非常不舒服，

or even threatened.

或者甚至受到威脅。

And apparently, you can actually

顯然，你實際上可以

try to figure out who the person in your life is

嘗試通過把那個惡魔的某種特徵

that's making you feel this way

與你生活中的那些人對比

by comparing certain features of the monster

弄清楚你生活中的這個人是

to the people in your life.

使得你有那種感覺的人。

'Cause, like, I remember when I was a kid

因為，比如，我記得，在我還是小孩的時候，

I had this dream once where I was being chased

我曾經做過一個夢，我被

by Jabba the Hutt, (tisks) turns out

赫特人賈巴追著，（滴答聲）結果是

I was just watching too much Rosie O'Donnell.

我只是看羅西奧多內爾看得太多了。

In these dreams, you're either missing teeth,

在這些夢裡，你要麼掉了牙，

your teeth are falling out, or you have really bad teeth.

要麼牙要掉了，要麼你有壞牙。

And the meaning of these dreams

而這些夢的意思是

is that you're either feeling unattractive,

你要麼感覺沒有吸引力，

you're afraid of being found unattractive,

要麼你害怕被發現沒有吸引力，

or just a general feeling of loss of power.

要麼總體上感覺失去了力量。

This is another set of really weird dreams.

這是另一組非常古怪的夢。

If you've ever had dreams like this,

如果你曾經做過那樣的夢，

you know how weird you feel

你就知道你醒來時

when you wake up, it's bizarre.

你感覺多古怪，這是很怪的。

(voice changes) Guess I don't have to

（聲音改變）想想我沒必要

buy toothpaste anymore.

再買牙刷了。

In these dreams, you find yourself

在這些夢裡，你發現你自己

either partially naked or completely naked

在一群人面前，要麼部分裸露，

in front of a group of people,

要麼完全裸露。

and what they represent is a feeling

而它們代表的是

of shame, embarrassment, or vulnerability

對最近在你的生活中發生的某件事的一種

about some event that recently happened in your life.

恥辱，尷尬，或脆弱的感覺。

Believe it or not, this one is especially common

不管你信不信，這個夢在

in single people that have recently been at a wedding,

最近參加過婚禮的單身人士中特別普遍，

because you see the people that just got married

因為你看到剛剛結婚的人

and how they found love in another person,

以及他們如何在另一個人當中找到愛，

and you feel, somewhat,

而你感覺，不知道怎麼的，

like you're missing that yourself.

你自己未做到那樣的事情。

See, to me, this would be the type of dream

明白了，對於我來說，這是那種

that would be fun to recognize

當你在夢中

when you're in the dream,

很高興去辨別的夢，

like know you're dreaming, 'cause then

像知道你在作夢，因為那時

you could just, like, go around messing with

你可能在毆打夢中的人

dream people, like, you know, slapping 'em

比如，要知道，用你夢中的

with your dream wang.

翅膀拍打他們。

No?

不是？

Okay, maybe not, whatever, moving on.

好吧，可能不是，不管怎樣，繼續講。

And the most common dream...

而最普遍的夢...

We've always had dreams like this

我們總是在我們生活中的某個時候

at some point in our lives,

做這樣的夢，

and they're those dreams where you're either falling,

而它們是要麼你要往下掉，

you're drowning in water, or you're sinking

要麼要在水裡淹死，要麼陷入

in quick sand, and what they represent

流沙中的那種夢，而它們代表

is a feeling of insecurity or lack of support in your life,

是你生活中不安全的感覺或者缺乏支持，

and they're especially common for people

而它們對於在那一刻在他們的生活中

that are facing something really overwhelming

面臨非常無法抗拒的事情的人來說

in their life at the moment.

是特別普遍的。

Fun fact about these dreams,

關於這些夢的有趣的事實，

you know how they say you're supposed to

你知道他們如何說，

wake up before you hit the ground?

你應當在你撞到地上之前醒來？

Well, I actually had a dream where I was falling

呃，我曾經做過這樣一個夢，當我從

from a tall height, and I actually hit the ground.

很高的高度往下掉時，我實際上撞到了地上。

Like, I didn't wake up and, like,

像，我沒有醒來，

I thought I died in my dream, so when I woke up,

我認為我在我的夢裡死了，因此當我醒了之後，

I was actually not sure if I was alive,

我實際上不確定我是否還活著，

or dead, or I was still dreaming,

還是死了，還是我仍然在作夢，

it was really (bleep) up.

這真的非常讓人捉急（哔哔声）。

So those are the ten most common

那麼那些夢是最最普遍的夢，

dreams and their meanings, and I apologize

而它們的含義，如果

if I wasn't able to address that dream you have,

我沒有能夠向你解釋你做過的這樣的夢，

where you're getting humped by the octopus

就是你在夢中被章魚用很寬的腿背著，而一個海盜在看著，

with the wooden legs and a pirate's watching.

我向你道歉。

Yeah, couldn't find that one online.

是的，不能在網上找到那一個夢。

And that's it.

就這麼多。

As always, if you like this video,

像往常一樣，如果你喜歡這個視頻，

please click "like" and "subscribe"

請點擊“贊”和“訂閱”

and share it with someone, and other than that,

並與人分享，除此之外，

I will see you guys next Saturday.

我將在下週六與你們見面。

(voice changed) Sweet dreams.

（聲音改變）做一個好夢。

(evil laugh)

（惡魔大笑）

Well that was weird.

呃，那很古怪。

(horn tooting)

（喇叭嘟嘟鳴）

(stand-by beep)

（待機蜂鳴聲）

(laughs) Runnin' out of breath over here.

（大笑）到這裡喘不上氣。

(spooky voice) This video is just a dream!

（幽靈般的聲音）本視頻僅僅是一個夢！

(rattling)

（亂撞）

(voice changes) Bye.

（聲音改變）再見。