If you don't know, I have a lot of French speaking viewers and you know that got me

告訴大家 我其實有蠻多的法國觀眾會看我的影片

curious about French culture. So today I have a fuck ton of French candy

而我也對法國文化也充滿好奇 所以今天我這裡有超多法國的糖果

and I'm going to eat it all. I'm actually super hyped to try these candies.

然後我打算把這些全吃掉 我其實對要嘗試這些糖果感到超興奮的

But maybe that's just because I'm a fatass. People always say money can't buy happiness,

不過也許是因為我只是個吃貨 其他人總是說你不能用錢買到幸福

but money can buy food which is pretty much the same thing.

但用錢買食物不就也是一樣意思

But enough talking alright, let's try some French candy.

廢話不多說 我們就來試這些法國糖果

So first up we got the Haribo Tagada. Oh shoot this smells good.

第一個是 Haribo Tagada(法國經典草莓味軟糖) 喔 天啊! 聞起來超香

Yo this tastes good. I fuck with this.

這超好吃 美味至極

Im going to give these 8 out of 10. Next up we got the Haribo Dragibus.

給它8/10分 下一個是 Haribo Dragibus(法國繽紛混合軟糖)

Apparently, we're dragging a bus. These look like little jelly beans.

明顯的我們正拖著公車(與糖果名稱雙關) 這看起來像豆豆軟糖

Some of these taste really good and some of them taste really weird, I don't know.

有些吃起來很好吃,但有些則味道很詭異 我也不確定

I'm going to give these a 7.2 out of 10. Now I'm trying the Carambar Caramel le original.

我要給它們7.2/10分 下一個我要吃 Carambar Caramel le original(法國經典焦糖糖果條)

I'm probably butchering all of these names. I am a big fan of caramel so I'm excited.

我大概都只是在亂念所有名稱 我一直都很愛焦糖口味,所以我對這個有點興奮

This is so hard. Not as hard as my schlong you know what I mean.

喔 這超硬 不過還是有比它硬的,你知道我在說什麼

This tastes like a dark chocolate version

這吃起來比較像黑巧克力

of caramel. Not my favorite, I'm going to give it 5 out of 10.

的焦糖口味 不是我愛的那種,所以我給5/10分

So now I'm trying the la Pailled'Or aux framboises.

這個是 la Pailled'Or aux framboises(法國香脆薄餅乾)

I know I nailed it, it's whatever. This looks like that one wooden flute thing

不管,反正我絕對唸對了 這看起來像排笛

that you play. Yeah, that's good.

那種橫著吹的樂器 這不錯吃欸

I can imagine myself on a date in Paris, eating some biscuits, drinking some coffee.

我可以想像我有天我在巴黎 吃些餅乾,喝咖啡聊是非

I'm gonna give these a 7.8 out of 10. So now we have the Curly peanut classic, and

我要給這餅乾7.8/10分 然後我要試 Curly peanut classic(花生餅乾)

you know, I love me some nuts in my mouth. They look like Cheetos, but they're peanuts.

你知道,我蠻愛吃堅果的 它們看起來像奇多,但它們是花生

I don't think I like these, which sucks because I accidentally bought a whole pack of them.

我覺得我不喜歡這味道 而且糟糕了,我意外的還買了一堆

I'll give these a 3.5 out of 10. Next up we have the Kinder Bueno which for

我給這3.5/10分 接下來是 Kinder Bueno(健達繽紛樂)

those Spanish speaking viewers is hopefully muy bueno you know what I mean?

對那些西班牙的觀眾們 我想說希望你們生活"繽紛"(西語雙關) 你們懂的

Yo Marcus you need to try this shit right now.

Yo Marcus 快 你趕快來吃這個看看

Try this.

吃吃看

This is easily the best thing I've had.

這絕對是我一生吃過最好吃的東西

Kinder? More like, Tinder and I swipe right you know what I mean?

Kinder? 比較像是我會在 Tinder(交友軟體)上滑向喜歡 你懂我在說甚麼

This kinda looks like a cigar. What the f*ck?

這看起來像雪茄 什麼鬼?

I'm going to give this 9 out of 10. Next we have the Arlequin Original.

我要給這9/10分 接下來我有Arlequin Original

Looks good. I like these, they're not that special but

看起來不錯,我蠻喜歡這些 不是很特別但是

they taste good. I'd say 7 out of 10.

真的蠻好吃的 我會給7/10分

Next up we have the Haribo Car En Sac. I can already tell I'm going to really like

接下來是Haribo Car En Sac 我可以先說我應該會很愛這個

this because the front packaging has a little boy throwing pills in the air, which remind

因為他的包裝上有一個小男孩丟一堆藥丸

me a lot of my childhood. Okay.

讓我想起我的童年

Not going to lie, I don't like at all. I'll give these 2 out of 10.

不唬爛 我不喜歡這個 我給2/10分

Next up we have LULU La Barquette. This is fraise flavored which is strawberry

下一個是LULU La Barquette 這是草莓口味的

in English. Uh, I'm not going to lie, these kinda look

呃 說實話我覺得

like vaginas.

這看起來像女生的性器官

This tastes pretty good, or as they say in

這吃起來很好吃欸 或用法語來說

France, Cest Bon you know what I mean? I'll give this 6.9 out of 10.

好好吃~你懂我在說什麼 我給6.9/10分

And lastly we have Vichy which kinda looks like cough drops.

最後 看起來很像是喉糖的Vichy

Bon appetit. Yeah, this is like a nice minty taste, I would

盡情享用(法文) 這就是那種好吃的薄荷口味

definitely have this after a meal. I'll give this a 7.3.

這絕對適合吃完飯後吃 我給7.3分

Can we take a second to talk about in France, the word candy is bonbon?

我有沒有告訴過你們在法文裡 糖果唸做bonbon

That's freaking dope! Over hear in America, we're like, let's go

這超屌的! 在我們美國我們就只是說

get some candy, pff okay. Bonbon sounds way freaking cooler, I'd bonbon

走阿來去吃candy(糖果) 噗哧 隨便阿 Bonbon聽起來就強多了

all the time. Thank you guys so much for watching, merci beaucoup.

我會想要無時無刻來個Bonbon 謝謝觀看這影片的大家 非常感謝!(法文)

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如果你喜歡這部影片請在下方按個讚

thumbs up to let me know and subscribe if you're not already.

如果還沒訂閱我也訂閱我吧

Also, don't forget to add me on your favorite social media sites, my username is always

還有也別忘了在你愛用的社群軟體上追蹤我

@MotokiMaxted. That's it for today, I'll see you guys next

我的用戶名都是@MotokiMaxted 今天就到這裡

week for another, Motoki Monday. It's back baby, it's back.

我們下禮拜再見 Motoki Monday回歸啦!