We grew up, I grew up hearing that America was number 1, and I never questioned that.

我們在長大、我在長大的過程中一直聽到美國是第一名，而我從沒質疑過這件事。

I was like, "We are number 1, damn it, I'll kill anyone who says we aren't!"

我一直認為：「我們是第一名欸，拜託，我肯定會幹掉那些說我們不是第一名的人！」

But I wonder what kids today think.

但我好奇現在的小朋友會怎麼想。

So, we sent a camera crew out into the street to ask them, "What is the best country in the world?"

所以，我們派了攝影團隊在街上問他們：「哪一個是世界上最好的國家？」

And this is what the kids had to say.

而這是小朋友們的說法。

What is the best country in the world?

哪一個是世界上最棒的國家？

Hmm... I don't know!

嗯⋯我不知道！

What do you think the best country in the world is?

你覺得哪一個是世界上最棒的國家？

Umm...

嗯⋯

Chicago?

芝加哥？

What do you think the best country in the world is?

妳覺得哪一個是世界上最棒的國家？

Uh... I think it's where we are now.

呃⋯我覺得就是現在這裡。

Why do you think that this is the best country in the world?

妳為什麼覺得這裡是世界上最棒的國家？

Because I just love this world.

因為我就是喜歡這個世界。

What do you think is the best country?

妳覺得哪一個國家最棒？

Paris?

巴黎？

France?

法國？

You think France is the best country? How come?

妳認為法國是最棒的國家？為什麼？

Umm...

嗯⋯

Because there's usually a lot of, like, cute poodles there, and I like poodles.

因為他們通常有很多可愛的貴賓狗，而我喜歡貴賓狗。

What do you think the best country in the world is?

你覺得哪一個是世界上最棒的國家？

New York.

紐約。

Why is New York the best country in the world?

為什麼紐約是世界上最棒的國家？

Because you can ice skate.

因為可以溜冰。

What other countries have you been to?

你還去過哪些國家？

Disneyland.

迪士尼樂園。

Did you know that kids in Switzerland get to spend all their days in "Swiznyland",

你知道瑞士的小孩可以整天待在「瑞士尼樂園（Swiznyland）」，

which is just like Disneyland, and they don't have to go to school?

它就像是迪士尼樂園，而且他們還不用去學校嗎？

Yes!

知道！

You know that?

你知道？

So, doesn't that make you want to move there?

那，這不會讓你想搬去那邊嗎？

No.

不會。

It doesn't?

不會嗎？

I mean, yes!

我的意思是，會！

What do you think the greatest country in the world is?

妳覺得哪個是世界上最棒的國家？

America.

美國。

Why?

為什麼？

Because of the fun beaches and... yeah.

因為有好玩的海灘還有⋯對。

And what about North Korea?

那北韓呢？

There they give everybody a free haircut and a rocket.

在那裡他們幫每個人免費理髮還可以得到火箭。

No.

不要。

You wouldn't want to live there?

妳不想住那？

No.

不想。

Why not?

為什麼不？

Because what if they do bad haircuts?

因為萬一他們頭髮剪得很醜怎麼辦？

If you could live in any country, where would you want to live?

如果妳可以住在任何一個國家，你想要住哪裡？

California, so, here.

加州，所以，就是這裡。

And... Have you ever been to Australia?

那⋯妳有去過澳洲嗎？

No.

沒有。

Do you know there that each kid gets their own koala bear?

妳知道在那裡每個小孩都有自己的無尾熊嗎？

Really?

真的嗎？

Mm-hmm. And they don't have to do homework ever.

嗯哼。而且他們從來不用寫功課。

Really!?

真的嗎！？

Yes.

真的。

I want a koala bear!

我想要無尾熊！

What do you think the best country in the world is?

妳覺得哪一個是世界上最棒的國家？

Umm... I guess Japan.

嗯⋯我猜是日本。

How come?

為什麼？

Because they have a very beautiful palace.

因為他們有一個很漂亮的皇宮。

Where's the palace?

那個皇宮在哪裡？

It's kind of the... right at the streets?

應該⋯就在路上吧？

And who lives in the palace?

那誰住在皇宮裡面？

Um, a king and a queen?

嗯⋯一個國王和皇后？

And where did you learn about it?

那妳從哪裡知道的？

Um, I guess I just thought about it.

嗯⋯我猜我是剛剛才想到的。

You made it up?

妳自己說的嗎？

Uh-huh.

嗯哼。

So you didn't really learn about it anywhere?

所以妳沒有真的從別的地方知道？

Uh-uh.

沒有。

No.

沒有。

Have you ever been to any other country?

妳有去過別的國家嗎？

Uh-uh.

沒有。

No?

沒有？

But I've been to Sacramento.

但我去過沙加緬度。

Can you name five countries?

妳可以列出五個國家嗎？

America...

美國⋯

California...

加州⋯

Michigan...

密西根⋯

And...

還有⋯

China.

中國。

One more.

再一個。

Um...

嗯⋯

Yogurtland.

優格國（Yogurtland）。

Paid for by the Yogurtland department of tourism.

由優格國（Yogurtland）的旅遊部門所贊助。

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你喜歡按按鈕和訂閱東西嗎？

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那就按下按鈕訂閱我的頻道吧，點下去後你一定會很快樂。