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IT'S A GOOD NUMBER.

它'是一個很好的數字。

THIS IS OUR FIRST SHOW OF OUR BRAND-NEW SEASON,

這是我們全新賽季的第一場演出。

AND I HAVE A PROMISE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

我現在就給你一個承諾。

RIGHT UP FRONT, I'M GONNA SAY IT.

就在前面，我'我要去說它。

THIS SEASON, I'M GONNA WORK IT WHILE I TWERK IT.

這個季節，我要去工作，而我扭轉它。

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I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.

我不會去做。

AH, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD SUMMER, EVERYBODY?

啊，你們夏天過得好嗎，各位？

GOOD SUMMER, YEAH?

夏天好，是嗎？

GREAT.

太棒了

WHAT DID YOU DO?

你做了什麼？

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ALL RIGHT, MY TURN.

好了，輪到我了。

I HAD A GREAT SUMMER. I HAD A WONDERFUL SUMMER.

我有一個偉大的夏天。我度過了一個美好的夏天。

I'M REALLY HAPPY TO BE BACK, THOUGH.

我真的很高興回來，但。

BUT I GOT A LITTLE BIT OF SUN. I RELAXED.

但我得到了一點點的陽光。我放鬆了。

I READ A LOT OF SANGRIA RECIPES.

我讀了很多桑格利亞的食譜。

AND I WENT TO TWO DIFFERENT WEDDINGS,

我去了兩個不同的婚禮。

WHICH ARE ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL.

其中總是美麗的。

I LOVE WEDDINGS. MY BROTHER GOT MARRIED.

我愛婚禮。我哥哥結婚了。

MY BROTHER, VANCE, GOT MARRIED,

我的兄弟，萬斯，結婚了。

AND THIS IS, UM, HIM.

這就是，嗯，他。

THAT'S THEM.

這就是他們。

WITH HIS BEAUTIFUL BRIDE,

與他美麗的新娘。

AND IT WAS A SURPRISE FOR EVERYBODY,

這對每個人來說都是個驚喜。

BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.

因為他們已經在一起很久很久了。

LIKE, I DON'T KNOW-- 10, 12 YEARS.

就像，我不知道 - 10，12年。

SOMETHING LIKE THAT. A LONG TIME, SO...

類似的東西。很久了，所以...

I FORGET HER NAME, BUT SHE IS A LOVELY WOMAN.

我忘了她的名字，但她是一個可愛的女人。

STARTS WITH AN R OR A Q, BUT SHE IS SO SWEET.

開始與一個R或A Q，但她是如此甜蜜。

SHE'S, UH--NO, IT'S JOANN, AND I LOVE JOANN,

她，呃... ... 不，這是喬安，我愛喬安。

SO SHE'S MY SISTER-IN-LAW, AND THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

所以她'是我的嫂子，那是美麗的。

I'M SO HAPPY FOR THEM, AND IT WAS FANTASTIC,

我'我為他們感到高興，它是夢幻般的。

AND WE DANCED FOR HOURS ALL NIGHT LONG.

我們整晚跳了幾個小時的舞。

THIS IS A PHOTO I BROUGHT OF PORSH AND I DANCING.

這是我和波什跳舞的照片

AND IT WAS--I KNOW.

它是 - 我知道。

I KNOW.

我知道

I HAVE TO PHOTO CROP HER-- I DON'T KNOW WHO--

我必須給她拍張照片 -- 我不知道是誰 --

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I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS.

我不知道她是誰。

BUT IT LOOKS ROMANTIC.

但它看起來很浪漫。

WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING, "DO I HAVE BROCCOLI IN MY TEETH?"

我們'實際上是去，"我在我的牙齒有BrocolI？&quot。

"NO, DO YOU HAVE"--

"不，你有嗎。

WE'RE LOOKING FOR BROCCOLI.

我們正在尋找BROCCOLI。

SO THAT WAS MY BROTHER'S WEDDING.

所以這是我兄弟的婚禮。

AND THEN WE WENT TO--

然後我們就去了...

MY FRIEND JIMMY KIMMEL GOT MARRIED,

我的朋友JIMMY KIMMEL結婚了。

SO WE WENT TO JIMMY'S WEDDING.

所以我們去了JIMMY'的婚禮。

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THEY GOT MARRIED THE SAME PLACE MY BROTHER GOT MARRIED.

他們在我哥哥結婚的地方結婚了。

THEY GOT MARRIED AT THE OJAI VALLEY INN.

他們在奧傑谷旅館結婚了。

AND THAT'S MOLLY, OF COURSE.

這就是莫利，當然。

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, OJAI.

這是一個美麗的地方，OJAI。

LET'S PAN OUT, IF WE CAN.

讓我們平移，如果可以的話。

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW PRETTY IT IS.

我讓你看看它有多漂亮。

OH, THERE SHE IS AGAIN.

哦，她又來了。

HOW DID SHE GET--BOTH WEDDINGS. THAT'S CRAZY.

她是怎麼得到 - 兩次婚禮。這是瘋狂的。

WE HAD A GREAT TIME AT THAT WEDDING AS WELL.

我們在那場婚禮上也過得很開心。

WE HUNG OUT WITH OUR FRIENDS JEN AND JUSTIN,

我們和我們的朋友JEN和JUSTIN一起出去玩。

AND SO THEY WERE...

所以他們是...

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NOW...

現在...

NOBODY WAS IMPRESSED. THAT WAS OUR TABLE CARD.

沒有人被打動。那是我們的桌牌。

I PULLED IT OUT OF JEN'S EAR,

並把它從JEN'的耳朵里拉出來。

AND NO ONE WAS IMPRESSED AS I THOUGHT THEY WOULD'VE BEEN.

沒有人被打動，因為我認為他們會'VE是。

I WENT THE HAMPTONS, AND I HAD FUN IN THE HAMPTONS.

我去了漢普頓，我在漢普頓玩得很開心。

I DID SOME DANCING AND SOME SINGING.

我跳了一些舞，唱了一些歌。

HERE I AM WITH JAMIE FOXX AND PHARRELL RIGHT THERE.

我在這裡與傑米・福克斯和法瑞爾就在這裡。

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YEP.

是的。

THAT'S ME IN THE MIDDLE.

這就是我在中間。

AND...

還有...

WE WERE SINGING PHARRELL'S HIT SONG "GET LUCKY."

我們在唱PHARRELL'的熱門歌曲"GET LUCKY.&quot。

AND THEY WERE ALL UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY.

他們徹夜未眠，以獲得幸運。

I WENT TO BED AROUND 8:30, SO...

我8點半就睡了，所以... ...

AND I ALSO--IT WAS A STAR-STUDDED SUMMER.

而且我還 -- 這是一個星光燦爛的夏天。

I HUNG OUT WITH OPRAH,

我和OPRAH一起玩過。

BECAUSE I MOVED INTO A NEIGHBORHOOD--

因為我搬進了一個鄰里之間的 --

I'M RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM WHERE OPRAH LIVES,

我就在OPRAH住的那條街上。

AND SHE KNEW THAT I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

她知道我在附近。

SHE WAS SO NICE, SHE BROUGHT OVER A BEAUTIFUL BASKET

她很好，她帶了一個漂亮的籃子過來。

OF, LIKE, FRUITS AND VEGETABLES FROM HER GARDEN.

的，像，水果和蔬菜 從她的花園。

AND THAT'S HER BRINGING US--

那是她帶我們來的...

AND I DON'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT OPRAH,

我不想說任何關於OPRAH的壞話。

BUT WHEN I EMPTIED THE BASKET,

但當我用完籃子後，

I FOUND A TRADER JOE'S RECEIPT AT THE BOTTOM.

我發現了一個商人喬'的收據在底部。

SO I WAS LIKE, "OH, I WANT TO SEE THE GARDEN."

所以我想，哦，我想看看花園。

SHE GOES, "NOT TODAY."

她走了，不是今天。

I DON'T THINK SHE HAS A GARDEN.

我不認為她有花園。

IT'S GREAT TO BE FRIENDS WITH OPRAH, NEIGHBORS WITH OPRAH.

和歐普拉做朋友很好，和歐普拉做鄰居很好。

IT'S WONDERFUL.

It'S WONDERFUL。

ONE DAY SHE CAME OVER, SHE DID MY HAIR,

有一天，她來了，她做了我的頭髮。

WHICH WAS REALLY SWEET OF HER, SO THANK YOU FOR THAT.

她真是太善良了，所以謝謝你。

THANKS, OPRAH.

謝謝你，OPRAH。

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