Name: ellen 脫口秀 (Ellen's Summer Vacation)
Uploaded: 2016-10-22T14:45:31.000Z
Duration: 3 min 45 s

THIS IS OUR FIRST SHOW OF OUR BRAND-NEW SEASON,

這是我們全新一季的第一場演出。

THIS SEASON, I'M GONNA WORK IT WHILE I TWERK IT.

這一季，我會一邊努力工作，一邊搖擺臀部！

AH, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD SUMMER, EVERYBODY?

I HAD A GREAT SUMMER. I HAD A WONDERFUL SUMMER.

BUT I GOT A LITTLE BIT OF SUN. I RELAXED.

我還看了好多桑格利亞酒的食譜。

我喜歡婚禮，我哥哥也結婚了。

BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.

I FORGET HER NAME, BUT SHE IS A LOVELY WOMAN.

我忘了她的名字，但她是一個可愛的女人。

STARTS WITH AN R OR A Q, BUT SHE IS SO SWEET.

她的名字好像是以 R 或 Q 開頭的，但她人真的超甜美。

SHE'S, UH--NO, IT'S JOANN, AND I LOVE JOANN,

她，呃... ... 不，這是喬安，我愛喬安。

SO SHE'S MY SISTER-IN-LAW, AND THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

所以她是我的嫂子，他很美麗。

I'M SO HAPPY FOR THEM, AND IT WAS FANTASTIC,

我為他們感到高興，這場婚禮棒極了。

THIS IS A PHOTO I BROUGHT OF PORSH AND I DANCING.

I HAVE TO PHOTO CROP HER-- I DON'T KNOW WHO--

我得把她……修圖裁掉──我都不知道她是誰──

WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING, "DO I HAVE BROCCOLI IN MY TEETH?"

我們其實心裡在想、甚至小聲地在問：「我牙縫裡是不是卡了花椰菜？」

不是啦，我是想問『你有嗎──』

所以我去了我朋友 Jimmy Kimmel 的婚禮

THEY GOT MARRIED THE SAME PLACE MY BROTHER GOT MARRIED.

HOW DID SHE GET--BOTH WEDDINGS. THAT'S CRAZY.

她居然兩場婚禮都出現了？太扯了！

WE HAD A GREAT TIME AT THAT WEDDING AS WELL.

WE HUNG OUT WITH OUR FRIENDS JEN AND JUSTIN,

NOBODY WAS IMPRESSED. THAT WAS OUR TABLE CARD.

結果根本沒人覺得厲害。那只是我們桌上的名牌而已。

我還特地假裝從 Jen 的耳朵裡變出來──

AND NO ONE WAS IMPRESSED AS I THOUGHT THEY WOULD'VE BEEN.

結果大家的反應完全不如我想像中那麼驚艷啊！

I WENT THE HAMPTONS, AND I HAD FUN IN THE HAMPTONS.

我去了漢普頓，我在漢普頓玩得很開心。

HERE I AM WITH JAMIE FOXX AND PHARRELL RIGHT THERE.

這是我和 Jamie Foxx、Pharrell 的合照。

WE WERE SINGING PHARRELL'S HIT SONG "GET LUCKY."

當時我們唱 Pharrell 的歌 'Get Lucky'

AND THEY WERE ALL UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY.

我大概 8:30 就去睡覺了，所以... ...

AND I ALSO--IT WAS A STAR-STUDDED SUMMER.

而且……那是個星光閃閃的夏天

I'M RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM WHERE OPRAH LIVES,

AND SHE KNEW THAT I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

SHE WAS SO NICE, SHE BROUGHT OVER A BEAUTIFUL BASKET

她超好心還送了籃水果和蔬菜。

OF, LIKE, FRUITS AND VEGETABLES FROM HER GARDEN.

像是，她花園裡的水果跟蔬菜啊

AND I DON'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT OPRAH,

我不想說任何關於OPRAH的壞話。

I FOUND A TRADER JOE'S RECEIPT AT THE BOTTOM.

發現底下是 Trader Joe’s 的收據……

SO I WAS LIKE, "OH, I WANT TO SEE THE GARDEN."

IT'S GREAT TO BE FRIENDS WITH OPRAH, NEIGHBORS WITH OPRAH.

能跟 Oprah 當朋友、做鄰居真的很棒。

WHICH WAS REALLY SWEET OF HER, SO THANK YOU FOR THAT.

真的很貼心，對此真的非常感謝

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