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  • - I HAVE SOME BIG NEWS IN THE DEGENERES HOUSEHOLD.

  • THINGS HAVE BEEN GETTING HOT AND HEAVY IN OUR KITCHEN.

  • PORTIA HAS STARTED COOKING.

  • HOW ABOUT THAT?

  • [cheers and applause]

  • LAST NIGHT, SHE MADE SOME MICROWAVE POPCORN AND--

  • NO, SERIOUSLY, SHE REALLY STARTED COOKING.

  • SHE'S LIKE A JULIA CHILD.

  • SHE HAS A VERY HIGH VOICE, AND SHE'S--

  • WEARS A GIRDLE AND--

  • SO I'M PROUD OF HER, BECAUSE SHE DECIDED

  • SHE WANTED TO LEARN HOW TO COOK,

  • AND SHE'S TEACHING HERSELF.

  • SHE'S NOT TAKING ANY LESSONS.

  • SHE'S JUST FIGURING IT ALL OUT ON HER OWN.

  • AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. "UH-OH."

  • BUT NO.

  • IT'S ACTUALLY IT'S TURNING OUT.

  • SHE'S GOOD. AND COOKING IS NOT EASY.

  • HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE COOK?

  • ANYBODY? YEAH.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • TURNS OUT A LOT OF PEOPLE COOK.

  • I--IT WAS-- IT'S AN ODD THING FOR ME.

  • BUT 'CAUSE WHEN YOU REALLY LOOK AT IT,

  • AND I'M WATCHING, IT CAN BE DANGEROUS.

  • 'CAUSE THERE'S FIRE AND STEAM AND SHARP KNIVES AND--

  • YOU KNOW, PORTIA'S DOWN TO THREE FINGERS, BUT SHE IS--

  • SHE IS NOT GIVING UP. SHE IS NOT.

  • AND ACTUALLY, I THINK SHE'S GOOD AT IT

  • BECAUSE SHE'S A VERY CREATIVE PERSON

  • 'CAUSE SHE PAINTS AND SHE'S AN AMAZING WRITER

  • AND SHE'S AN INCREDIBLE PUPPETEER.

  • YOU SHOULD SEE THE--

  • AND COOKING IS REALLY-- IT'S AN ART.

  • AND IT HELPS TO BE CREATIVE AND TO BE CRAFTY,

  • AND FOR MY BIRTHDAY, SHE MADE ME A DELICIOUS

  • VEGETARIAN LASAGNA WITH GOOGLY EYES ON TOP.

  • IT WAS DELICIOUS AND FUNNY.

  • AND IT'S GREAT, 'CAUSE I CAN'T COOK,

  • AND I TRIED ONE TIME, BUT IT DID NOT GO WELL.

  • REMEMBER THOSE L.A. FIRES?

  • [laughter]

  • IT WAS A BROCCOLI CASSEROLE I WAS--

  • IT'S NICE TO HAVE ONE PERSON IN THE RELATIONSHIP

  • WHO COOKS, THOUGH.

  • 'CAUSE THAT WAY, WE CAN SHARE THE RESPONSIBILITIES

  • IN THE KITCHEN AND--

  • 'CAUSE A LOT OF COUPLES DO THAT.

  • LIKE, PORTIA COOKS, AND I CLEAN.

  • [scoffs] KIDDING. GROSS.

  • [laughter]

  • I DON'T CLEAN, NO.

  • BUT I THINK IT'S GREAT

  • THAT SHE'S SO EXCITED TO LEARN SOMETHING NEW,

  • 'CAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT, I THINK, AS WE GET OLDER

  • TO CONTINUE TO CHALLENGE OURSELVES TO LEARN NEW THINGS.

  • AND THAT IS WHY I WATCH JEOPARDY

  • WHILE I PRACTICE MY POLE DANCING.

  • I DO.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • [cheers and applause]

  • WHAT IS ANGINA, ALEX?

  • [laughter]

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE.

  • I RECOMMEND IT TO EVERYBODY.

  • TRY TO LEARN SOMETHING NEW THIS WEEK, IF YOU CAN.

  • LEARN HOW TO PLAY A NEW INSTRUMENT OR AN INSTRUMENT

  • IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED ANYTHING AT ALL.

  • LEARN ABOUT YOUR FAMILY HISTORY.

  • YOU MIGHT FIND OUT YOU'RE RELATED TO OPRAH.

  • OR YOU CAN WATCH THIS AND LEARN HOW TO DANCE.

- I HAVE SOME BIG NEWS IN THE DEGENERES HOUSEHOLD.

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A2 初級 美國腔

令人難忘的獨白。波西亞是烹飪! (Memorable Monologue: Portia is Cooking!)

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