>> Jimmy: GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

別開玩笑了

WHERE IS THIS GUY?

他在哪?

>> HI, I'M DR. STEVEN STRANGE,

嗨，我是奇異博士

MASTER OF THE MYSTIC ARTS.

密術大師

SORRY I'M LATE, BUT THE TRAFFIC ON THE ASTROPLANE

抱歉我遲到了，但那交通

WAS UNBELIEVABLE.

實在令人難以置信

>> Jimmy: IT'S 3:30. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE 3 O'CLOCK.

現在已經3:30了欸

I'M NOT PAYING FOR THE LAST HALF

最後那30分鐘我不會付你錢的

HOUR.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. NOW WE JUST SPENT THROUGH THE SMALL TALK

我也很高興跟你見面

SHOW ME THE DEMONS.

你說的惡魔在哪

>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.

好

HERE THEY ARE.

他們在這

[ SCREAMING ]

(尖叫)

>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

我不懂

ARE THEY POSSESSED?

他們是著魔了嗎?

>> Jimmy: BASICALLY.

基本上

THEY ATE, LIKE, 50 CUP CAKES.

他們是吃了差不多50個杯子蛋糕

>> ALL RIGHT.

好吧

I'LL VANQUISH THEM.

我來制伏他們

>> Jimmy: NO.

不

NO VANQUISHING.

不是制伏

JUST PULL A RABBIT OUT OF SOMEWHERE. DO TRICKS.

只要耍點把戲就好，從哪邊抓出一隻兔子之類的

>> A RABBIT?

一隻兔子?

YEAH, LOOK, I THINK THERE'S BEEN A

我想一定

MISUNDERSTANDING.

哪裡有誤會

I DON'T DO TRICKS.

我不玩把戲

>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T DO TRICKS?

你不玩把戲?

>> NO.

不

>> Jimmy: HEY THIS CLEARLY SAYS THE

這裡明明說

MIGHTIEST MAGICIAN IN THE

你是全宇宙最強大的魔法師啊

COSMOS.

>> EVERYONE EXAGGERATES THEIR

每個人都會誇大他們的簡介嘛

PROFILE, DON'T THEY?

不是嗎?

LOOK AT YOURS.

看看你的

JIMMY KIMMEL, AMERICA'S FAVORITE

JIMMY KIMMEL，美國最受歡迎

LATE NIGHT HOST.

的深夜秀主持人

>> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE, IS IT NOT

那是真的，難道這不是

TRUE?

事實嗎?

>> IS IT?

是嗎?

>> Jimmy: THAT'S A REALLY CUTE

這項鍊好可愛啊

NECKLACE.

IS THAT ?

它是...?

>> DON'T TOUCH THE EYE OF AGAMOTO.

不要碰阿戈摩托之眼

>> Jimmy:SORRY HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T THINK THIS IS

我不認為

GOING TO WORK OUT.

這會有效

I THINK I'M GOING TO HIRE A

我應該去雇個

SPONGE BOB OR SOMETHING. THANKS FOR COMING.

海綿寶寶之類的

>> HOW MUCH?

多少錢?

>> Jimmy: $150.

150塊

>> WAIT.

等等

I HAVE AN IDEA.

我有個點子

>> YOU SUCK.

你超爛的

NEXT.

下一位

>> Jimmy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO

祝你生日快樂

YOU -- WHERE'S MARCUS? >> MARCUS?OH HE WENT HOME.

Marcus 咧? Marcus? 喔他回家了

>>OH CRAP. >> HE DISAPPEARED. >>DO YOU WANNA GO HOME WITH MARCUS? BE QUIET.

喔糟了。他不見了。你想跟Marcus一起回家嗎? 安靜

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