字幕列表 影片播放 已審核 字幕已審核 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 WHAT'S THIS? 這是什麼啊? >> Jimmy: GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 別開玩笑了 WHERE IS THIS GUY? 他在哪? >> HI, I'M DR. STEVEN STRANGE, 嗨,我是奇異博士 MASTER OF THE MYSTIC ARTS. 密術大師 SORRY I'M LATE, BUT THE TRAFFIC ON THE ASTROPLANE 抱歉我遲到了,但那交通 WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 實在令人難以置信 >> Jimmy: IT'S 3:30. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE 3 O'CLOCK. 現在已經3:30了欸 I'M NOT PAYING FOR THE LAST HALF 最後那30分鐘我不會付你錢的 HOUR. >> NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. NOW WE JUST SPENT THROUGH THE SMALL TALK 我也很高興跟你見面 SHOW ME THE DEMONS. 你說的惡魔在哪 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 好 HERE THEY ARE. 他們在這 [ SCREAMING ] (尖叫) >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 我不懂 ARE THEY POSSESSED? 他們是著魔了嗎? >> Jimmy: BASICALLY. 基本上 THEY ATE, LIKE, 50 CUP CAKES. 他們是吃了差不多50個杯子蛋糕 >> ALL RIGHT. 好吧 I'LL VANQUISH THEM. 我來制伏他們 >> Jimmy: NO. 不 NO VANQUISHING. 不是制伏 JUST PULL A RABBIT OUT OF SOMEWHERE. DO TRICKS. 只要耍點把戲就好,從哪邊抓出一隻兔子之類的 >> A RABBIT? 一隻兔子? YEAH, LOOK, I THINK THERE'S BEEN A 我想一定 MISUNDERSTANDING. 哪裡有誤會 I DON'T DO TRICKS. 我不玩把戲 >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T DO TRICKS? 你不玩把戲? >> NO. 不 >> Jimmy: HEY THIS CLEARLY SAYS THE 這裡明明說 MIGHTIEST MAGICIAN IN THE 你是全宇宙最強大的魔法師啊 COSMOS. >> EVERYONE EXAGGERATES THEIR 每個人都會誇大他們的簡介嘛 PROFILE, DON'T THEY? 不是嗎? LOOK AT YOURS. 看看你的 JIMMY KIMMEL, AMERICA'S FAVORITE JIMMY KIMMEL,美國最受歡迎 LATE NIGHT HOST. 的深夜秀主持人 >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE, IS IT NOT 那是真的,難道這不是 TRUE? 事實嗎? >> IS IT? 是嗎? >> Jimmy: THAT'S A REALLY CUTE 這項鍊好可愛啊 NECKLACE. IS THAT ? 它是...? >> DON'T TOUCH THE EYE OF AGAMOTO. 不要碰阿戈摩托之眼 >> Jimmy:SORRY HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T THINK THIS IS 我不認為 GOING TO WORK OUT. 這會有效 I THINK I'M GOING TO HIRE A 我應該去雇個 SPONGE BOB OR SOMETHING. THANKS FOR COMING. 海綿寶寶之類的 >> HOW MUCH? 多少錢? >> Jimmy: $150. 150塊 >> WAIT. 等等 I HAVE AN IDEA. 我有個點子 >> YOU SUCK. 你超爛的 NEXT. 下一位 >> Jimmy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO 祝你生日快樂 YOU -- WHERE'S MARCUS? >> MARCUS?OH HE WENT HOME. Marcus 咧? Marcus? 喔他回家了 >>OH CRAP. >> HE DISAPPEARED. >>DO YOU WANNA GO HOME WITH MARCUS? BE QUIET. 喔糟了。他不見了。你想跟Marcus一起回家嗎? 安靜 DO YOU LOVE CLICKING BUTTONS AND SUBSCRIBING TO THINGS? 你喜歡按下訂閱鍵訂閱頻道嗎? THEN CLICK THE BUTTON TO SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL AND YOU'LL FINALLY BE HAPPY. 那麼就按下訂閱我的頻道吧,你一定會很開心的。
B1 中級 中文 美國腔 JimmyKimmel 把戲 奇異 兔子 按下 博士 最狂屁孩生日趴:奇異博士會乖乖變魔術就好嗎? (Jimmy Kimmel Hires Dr. Strange for a Birthday Party) 11680 972 Jenny 發佈於 2016 年 10 月 28 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字