-Wakey-wakey.

-Rise and shine, little bitch.

-Where's the money?

-Money, money, money.

-What?

-You know what.

-All I know is I'm not going to sit here another day.

-It's spring break.

-How are we going to get enough money in time?

-I don't know.

We're the only ones still here.

-It's spring break.

-I'm tired of seeing the same thing.

-Spring break.

-This is our chance to see something different.

-It's spring break.

-Just get the cash.

-Pretend like it's a video game.

-We can do this.

-Spring break.

ALIEN: We're in a magic place, ya'll.

You can change who you are, ya'll.

Titties and big booties, ya'll.

That's what life is about.

-Who are you?

ALIEN: My name's Alien.

-Why are you here?

ALIEN: I saw ya'll in there.

You look like nice people.

Come on, ya'll.

Why you acting 'spicious?

I knew ya'll was special from the moment I saw you.

It was written on your faces.

-I just have a really, really bad felling about this.

ALIEN: Let's cause some trouble now.

Spring break, bitches!

[MUSIC]

ALIEN: I got my dark tanning oil.

Lay out by the pool.

This is the American dream, ya'll.

-Spring break

-Ya'll want to die tonight?

-Spring break.

-Get down!

-You're scared, aren't you?

-Spring break forever.

-Spring break forever, bitches.

[SINGING BRITNEY SPEARS, "HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME"]