hallowed gates a stranger rode and

delivered unto them a miracle.

-Ah.

ANNOUNCER: This spring--

-What is that gadget?

-This is an iPhone.

-iPhone.

-Uh huh.

-Hello?

Hello!

There's nobody there.

ANNOUNCER: Get some Moe.

-Spread out.

[BARKING]

-Mind your P's and Q's.

-Don't forget to dot the I's.

-Certainly.

-Larry.

-He's got a headache.

-No I don't.

-How about now?

-Yeah, it's coming on.

ANNOUNCER: And Curly.

-This little light of mine,

-I'm gonna let it shine.

-Hey, guys.

-Oh, hiya Sister Bernice.

There's something different about you.

Did you get a haircut?

ANNOUNCER: From 20th Century Fox.

-You got any dynamite?

-Come here.

-Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

-Ah!

Ah!

Uh!

Ew!

Ah!

ANNOUNCER: The Three Stooges.

-Hiya, Snook.

I got you a present.

-Really?

-Yeah, go on, open it.

-OK.

Ow!

CURLY (OFFSCREEN): Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.