Then, the iPod Nano

然後是 iPod Nano

Then, the iPod Touch

再來是 iPod Touch

And now,

然後現在...

The iPod Human!

「 iPod 人類」!

The iPod Human comes in multiple colors,

這個 「 iPod 人類」自帶很多顏色

Wicked white,

有邪惡白,

Burnt black,

熏黑色,

Yucky Yellow,

噁心黃,

Or even Retarded Red!

甚至還有智障紅!

The iPod Human is only $799.99!!!

這個「 iPod 人類」只要$799.99

And it can hold up to 6.5 songs!

而且它最多可容納 6.5 首歌曲!

Here's some of our satisfied customers...

下面是一些我們的客戶滿意度...

The iPod Human ruined my life,

「 iPod 人類」毀了我的生活,

Why would you make such a thing! Why would-

你為什麼會做出這樣的事! 你為什麼...

The iPod Human sucks!

「 iPod 人類」爛死了!

I hate the iPod Human.

我恨死「 iPod 人類」了

Heh heh...

在家裡使用「 iPod 人類」

Use the iPod Human at home!

♪ 愛該怎麼做，該怎麼做什麼是愛 ♪

OoOoOo whats love got to do, got to do with it whats love-

在車子裡

In the Car.

♪ Soulja男孩關在這個鋤頭裡, 看我這曲柄, 看我滾 ♪

Soulja Boy up in this ho. Watch me crank that watch me roll.

♪ 看我殺青了Soulja男孩, 然後超级男人鋤頭..♪

Watch me crank that Soulja Boy then superman that hooo-

在廁所

In the bathroom.

♪ 呼哈呼哈♪

Hoo ha hoo ha

♪ 吶吶吶吶吶吶吶吶吶...♪

Na na na na na na na na na.....

或是你要去睡覺了

Or even when you go to bed.

♪ F是給朋友的, 他們一起做事情♪

F is for friends who do stuff together,

♪ U是給你和我♪

U is for you and me!

♪ N是隨時隨地都倒在這裡的深藍色的大海...♪

N is for aNywhere and aNytime at all down here in the deep blue sea...

「 iPod 人類」重量輕, 便於攜帶

The iPod Human is light and portable.

你永遠不會失去它, 因為它有一個內置的警報器...

And you'll never lose it because it has a built in alarm,

每隔3秒!

that goes off every 3 seconds!

啊~~~~啊~~~~~

AAAHHHHH.........AAAAAAHHHHH......... AHHHHHHHHH

所以你還在等什麼, 再不買「 iPod 人類」就為時已晚了

So what are you waiting for buy the iPod Human before it is too late.

「 iPod 人類」不能防治傳染病

The iPod Human does not protect against STD's.

如果你遇到爆肚、抽筋、嘔吐

If you experience explosive diarrea, cramping, vomiting,

甚至死亡, 請聯繫您的醫生，因為「 iPod 人類」...

or even death, contact your doctor because the iPod Human

可能不適合你

may not be right for you.

快點訂購!

Order Now!

TeeHee!