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(Swishy Swish Fisty Fist)
(Omg it's the jingle from the other two Chris videos, but this time extra spoopy)
(A Distant Erotic Scream)
Tom, there are zo-
Zombies? I know. I saw them...
In season 6 of The Walking Dead™...
Available now on NowTV™
Is this erm... Is this a sponsored video™?
A guys gotta eat.™
I don't think you do Tom.™
That hurts Chris.
(Squeaky noise... No, i'm not kidding)
Chris, you've been bitten. You're gonna turn a into zombie.
I know! What am I gonna do?!
You're gonna turn into a zombie.
I KNOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
You're gonna turn into a zombie.
(The slappiest of slaps)
Unbelievable.
How do I stop it Tom?
Don't worry... I have an idea...
(The Sound Of An Old School Internet Modem™... I'm kidding it's silence)
What is i- OUCH!! Tom!! WHY!!?!
Now you won't turn into a zombie.
Yeah! Only because i'm gonna turn into a vampire™.
I did not plan for this...
TOM! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART!
Einstein™ was smart Chris and he's dead.
I never thought of it that way...
(TOMMY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER™ STRIKES AGAIN)
I have a new plan. A werewolf™ plan.
(BITEY BITEY) OUCH!
You're welcome.
But werwolves™ are even worse!
That's wolfist™ Chris.
I don't believe in wolfism™ Tom. I've never experienced it.
Neither have I... Maybe it doesn't exist...
(BOOM HEADSHOT!™ ... not really, but it would have been cool)
But I don't want to turn into a werewolf™ either!
How about a Ghost™?
But the prom is tomorrow and i'll have no BODY™ to go with.
Seriously?
I'm very alone.
How about a Mummy™?
I'm not sure i'm ready for kids™.
How about a Witch™?
I don't know how to spell™
Hyper Intellegent Horse Person™?
I don't love it™
Alien™
Is he here legally?
Zombie?
Oh yeah! Oh wait! NO! NOW I'M TURNING INTO A ZOMBIE AGAIN!
(Sad Zombie Cries Away™)
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!
You're gonna turn into a zombie.
T-Tom do something!!
(What will Tom do? Find out Nex- Now)
OUCH!!
There! Problem solved.
I'm all better?
Better than ever.
Thanks Tom! I wish more people were like you.
Me too Chris. Me too.
Ouch!
What's wrong?
I've been bitten by a mosquito™
(OH. MY. GOODNEES.)
Nah, i'm sure it'll be fine.
(SHIT IT'S NOT FINE!!)
ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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