It'll be fine!

沒事的！

Chris, we have something to tell you--

克里斯，我們有 事情要告訴你 -

-I think that went well! -You threw up and we both left.

- 我覺得很順利！ - 你吐了，我們都因此離開。

-That's all in the past. -It was literally 30 seconds ago.

- 那是過去的事了。 - 大約30秒前。

-That's a matter of opinion. -No it isn't. Let's try again.

- 那是見仁見智的問題。 - 才不是。讓我們再試一次。

Chris, we have something to tell you.

克里斯，我們有一些事情要 告訴你。

-I chloroformed myself, didn't I? -Yeah, you did.

-我又麻醉了我自己，是嗎？ - 是的，沒錯。

Don't do it again!!

不要再做了！

Look - you take the lead this time.

聽著 這次你帶頭。

[nonsensical rambling]

[無厘頭散漫]

You see, the thing is, Jenny and I--

你看吧，事情是這樣的， 珍妮和我 -

-I'll just kill him. -Woah, woah!!

-讓我殺了他。 -Woah，哇！

-LET ME SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE -NO NO!!

- 讓我對準他的臉 -NO NO！

Mum! Dad! I'm gay!

媽媽！爸爸！我是同性戀！

WRONG. I hope...

錯了。我希望...

IF I SHOOT HIM, WE CAN MAKE OUT! THIS COULD BE SO EASY!

如果我射他，我們就可以親熱！ 這得來不易！

-When two people spend a lot of time together-- -Where are your legs?!

- 當兩個人花了很多時間在一起-- - 你的腿在哪？

-[Tom speaks German] -Nein!

- [湯姆講德語] -Nein！

Chris--

Chris--

-I'm from the future! Tell him he's ugly! -You're chubby!

我從未來來的！告訴他，他很醜！ -你這小胖！

You can't even get THAT right?!

你甚至念錯了？

-Thomas. THOMAS. -Give me the...no!

- 托馬斯。托馬斯。 -讓我......不！

-I'm really bad at this, aren't I? -Yeah, Chris is never gonna find out about us.

-我真的不擅長這個，不是嗎？ 是啊，克里斯是永遠不會知道我們...。

Oh, THAT'S what we're doing?!

呵呵，我們在做這件事？

Chris, I know this is hard for you to hear, but I'm dating your sister.

克里斯，我知道這對你來說很難受 但我正在和你姐姐約會。

Yeah, that's fine--

好啊，沒關係--

WHOOPS.

哎呦。

I think that went well.

我認為進展順利。