Name: Tomska - 捅（STABBED feat OneyNG）中英字幕 (Tomska - 捅（STABBED feat OneyNG）中英字幕)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:32:32.000Z
Duration: 2 min 8 s

Hi there! Welcome to 'Top Tips with TomSka'!

您好！ 歡迎來到Tomska的“頂尖技巧”！

與克里斯-我在這裡與克里斯一同主持。

And today we're giving you some top tips on what to do in the event

今天我們要教你們處理什麼的頂尖技巧呢

-一個嚴重流血的傷口！  - 是的。

If you've been stabbed, it's very important not to panic.

如果你被刺傷， 非常重要的是不要驚慌。

The first thing you need to do is put pressure on your pain hole

你需要做的第一件事情 就是在傷口施加壓力

No matter how salty or delicious it might be...

DID YOU LACE THIS KNIFE WITH TINY BEES?!?

你是不是還綁上了小蜜蜂？！？

Just keep pressure on the wound. Hold it all in and never let go

只要保持在傷口上的壓力。 保持這一切，絕不放手

AAAH！ 鹹鹹的蜜蜂跑到我的臉上！

啊...啊...救命！ 我需要一輛救護車！

[phone] Okay, you want mushrooms on that?

Here are some top tips for passing the time waiting for an ambulance.

以下是一些頂級技巧 度過等待救護車的時間。

Read a book! Write a book! Book a holiday for your book!

讀一本書！寫一本書！ 為你的書預訂假期！

Or think about WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO DESERVE THIS.

還是想想 你做了什麼才會受傷。

-A large pizza with mushrooms? -Oh, wow! That was quick!

-大比薩加蘑菇？ 哦，哇！真是快！

Wait, what did you mean by "deserve this"?!

等等，你什麼意思 “應得的”？

If you happen to come across someone bleeding their treacherous life away

如果你碰巧遇到有人 出血售其姦賣身契

you can help them by applying pressure to their wound.

你可以幫助他們通過施加 壓力，他們的傷口。

Like the unrelenting pressure from the voices in your head...

就像無情的壓力 的聲音在你的腦袋裡...

OH! THERE ARE EVEN MORE BEES IN THE PIZZA!

And now for some top tips on how to avoid getting stabbed in the first place.

現在還有一些高級技巧 關於避免在一開始被刺傷。

2 - Avoid making eye contact with old ladies.

2  - 避免讓與老太太們的目光接觸。

IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?! IS THAT WHAT THIS WAS ABOUT?!?!?!

你就是為了這個嗎?？？！？！？！

Next week, top tips on what to do with a dead body.

下週，在高級技巧 關於如何處理一具屍體。