Hey, Jacksepticeye...

嘿, Jackspecticeye

I bet you think we're bros.

我賭你覺得我們是哥們

Just cause we hang out.

因為我們一起消磨時間

I bet you think we're straight up - homedogs.

我賭你覺得我們是好碰友

Just cause we hugged once.

只因為我們擁抱過一次

Well guess what?

但你猜怎樣？

I HATE MY DOG.

我討厭我的狗

AND I HATE YOU TOO.

我也討厭你

This is the JackSepticEye roast.

這是對JackSepticEye的嗆聲

Prepare to get flamed.

準備被嗆得涕淚橫飛吧

Bitch.

婊子 (#ﾟДﾟ)

[Dramatic Music plays]

JackSepticEye...

JackSepticEye...

比較像是

More like

JackSeptic...掰

JackSeptic... Bye.

*贏局+1*

[Music plays]

嘿, Jack!

Hey Jack!

我第一次看到你時

[Laughs]

我差點吐了

When I first saw you

Jack!

I gagged.

你的鬍子讓你看起來...

Jack!

像一個還沒發育完成的伊斯蘭國成員

Your facial hair makes you look like...

然後你別想開我鬍子的玩笑

..a pre-pubescent member of ISIS.

因為你根本超想要有我這種鬍子

And don't even think making fun of my hair

(呸) 婊子 (#ﾟДﾟ)

Because you wish you had this hair.

我不該吐口水的...(= _=)

[Spitting noise] Bitch.

你的腹肌

...That was so unnecessary.

根本看起來像陰道

Your abs

所以我必需上碼賽克

Looks like a vagina...

把這玩意上碼！

So I have to blur it.

證實了我的觀點

Blur that shit!

嘿, Jack!

Point proven.

你的粉絲們認為你長的像這樣

Hey Jack!

但這才是你真正的樣子

This is what your fans think you look like.

很巧合的是

But this is what you really look like.

你的影片就跟多芬洗髮精廣告一樣讓人超不舒服

Which is convenient,

嘿, 嘿 Jack

Because your videos are about as cringey as a Dove commercial.

我找到了 -

(Music plays)

你的雙胞胎

[Music stops] Hey - hey Jack.

懂嗎？因為你是愛爾蘭人

I found-

看到這個了嗎？

I found your twin.

JackSepticEye很明顯的是一個納粹

[Music resumes playing]

別討厭我, 我說得是事實

Get it? Cause you're Irish.

Jack!

See this?

你讓我想要脫個精光

Jacksepticeye is clearly a Nazi.

但不是因為你很辣

Don't hate me, I only spit the truth.

而是你一直在剝削我！

Jack!

為什麼在你的商店裡面找不到任何尿布？

You make me wanna lose my clothes.

我想我該開始在這邊賣一些PewDiePie電動按摩棒

And not because you're hot.

讓你的粉絲們可以像你一樣, 吃我的屌！

Because you're ripping me off!

之所以你會成功都是因為我提拔了你

[Music plays]

你是我的願望成真基金會, 婊子！

How come I can't find any diapers in your merch store?

這是你在"當個創世神"裡的樣子

How 'bout you start selling some PewDiePie dildos here.

你能做的 -

So your fans can act like you and SUCK MY DICK.

就只是在你他媽的影片裡鬼吼鬼叫!

[Music plays]

你以為你很有趣又有創意嗎?!

You only made it big because I gave you a shoutout!

有人說我是Youtube的川普?!

You're my Make A Wish, bitch!

嘿對啦- 那你就是希拉蕊科林頓!

This is you as a fucking Minecraft!

人們看你影片的唯一原因

ALL YOU DO.

是因為你根本一團糟

IS FUCKING SCREAM IN YOUR FUCKING VIDEOS!

人們想不看都不行

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY AND CREATIVE?!

你簡直比Ray William Johnson還糟糕

People say I'm the Trump of Youtube?!

抱...抱歉...那個...

Yeah well-then you're the Hillary Clinton!

我說的太過份了

THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE WATCH YOUR VIDEOS

JackSepticEye...

is because you're a TRAINWRECK-

比較像...

AND PEOPLE CAN'T LOOK AWAY.

JackSeptic...坦克

YOU'RE LITERALLY WORSE THAN RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON.

我現在在烤(指地圖砲)你全家, Jack

I- I'm sorry that was...

你們全都是堆馬鈴薯

That was too far.

沒錯, 婊子, 你剛才被嗆聲了

JackSepticEye...

啊你現在想怎樣？

More like...

婊子 (#ﾟДﾟ)

Jackseptic... Tank.

有些人認為是因為我, Jack才會成名

[Moaning]

就因為我有對他喊話

I'm roasting your whole family Jack.

但我給了一堆- 我大概對...

You're all a bunch of potatoes.

至少30人喊話過

That's right bitch, you got roasted.

可是沒有一個人有像Jack一樣到這個程度

Now what are you gonna do about it?

並這麼成功

Bitch.

這是因為Jack是一個有天份

Some people like to think that Jack got big because of me.

有趣

Because I gave him a shoutout.

受人喜愛

But I gave a shit ton of- I gave like...

美麗的愛爾蘭人

At least thirty people a shout out.

我愛你 (･ิ3･ิ)

And none of them went nearly as far

我很高興你是我的朋友

And were nearly as successful as Jack

請不要取消訂閱

That's because Jack is a talented

希望你們喜歡這次的嗆聲

Funny,

如果你們想要更多就跟我說

Charismatic,

如果你喜歡就請幫我按個喜歡

Beautiful Irish man.

兄弟們, 我們下個影片再見

I love you. [kiss noise]

一如往常...

I'm happy you're my friend.

繼續帥下去, 兄弟們！

Please don't unsubscribe.

Ok 我選伊凡塞....塞捏塞

I hope you guys enjoyed this roast!

五分

Let me know if you want more!

因為他需要起床然後自殺

Leave a like if you enjoyed!

你怎麼這麼殘忍？

And I'll see you bros in the next video.

As always...

Stay awesome bros!

M'kay we will go with-

Evenecesseneseh

5 points.

Cause he needs to wake up and kill himself.

Why you so mean?