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  • [Dramatic Music plays]

    [戲劇性音樂]

  • Hey, Jacksepticeye...

    嘿, Jackspecticeye

  • I bet you think we're bros.

    我賭你覺得我們是哥們

  • Just cause we hang out.

    因為我們一起消磨時間

  • I bet you think we're straight up - homedogs.

    我賭你覺得我們是好碰友

  • Just cause we hugged once.

    只因為我們擁抱過一次

  • Well guess what?

    但你猜怎樣?

  • I HATE MY DOG.

    我討厭我的狗

  • AND I HATE YOU TOO.

    我也討厭你

  • This is the JackSepticEye roast.

    這是對JackSepticEye的嗆聲

  • Prepare to get flamed.

    準備被嗆得涕淚橫飛吧

  • Bitch.

    婊子 (#゚Д゚)

  • [Dramatic Music plays]

    JackSepticEye...

  • JackSepticEye...

    比較像是

  • More like

    JackSeptic...掰

  • JackSeptic... Bye.

    *贏局+1*

  • [Music plays]

    嘿, Jack!

  • Hey Jack!

    我第一次看到你時

  • [Laughs]

    我差點吐了

  • When I first saw you

    Jack!

  • I gagged.

    你的鬍子讓你看起來...

  • Jack!

    像一個還沒發育完成的伊斯蘭國成員

  • Your facial hair makes you look like...

    然後你別想開我鬍子的玩笑

  • ..a pre-pubescent member of ISIS.

    因為你根本超想要有我這種鬍子

  • And don't even think making fun of my hair

    (呸) 婊子 (#゚Д゚)

  • Because you wish you had this hair.

    我不該吐口水的...(= _=)

  • [Spitting noise] Bitch.

    你的腹肌

  • ...That was so unnecessary.

    根本看起來像陰道

  • Your abs

    所以我必需上碼賽克

  • Looks like a vagina...

    把這玩意上碼!

  • So I have to blur it.

    證實了我的觀點

  • Blur that shit!

    嘿, Jack!

  • Point proven.

    你的粉絲們認為你長的像這樣

  • Hey Jack!

    但這才是你真正的樣子

  • This is what your fans think you look like.

    很巧合的是

  • But this is what you really look like.

    你的影片就跟多芬洗髮精廣告一樣讓人超不舒服

  • Which is convenient,

    嘿, 嘿 Jack

  • Because your videos are about as cringey as a Dove commercial.

    我找到了 -

  • (Music plays)

    你的雙胞胎

  • [Music stops] Hey - hey Jack.

    懂嗎?因為你是愛爾蘭人

  • I found-

    看到這個了嗎?

  • I found your twin.

    JackSepticEye很明顯的是一個納粹

  • [Music resumes playing]

    別討厭我, 我說得是事實

  • Get it? Cause you're Irish.

    Jack!

  • See this?

    你讓我想要脫個精光

  • Jacksepticeye is clearly a Nazi.

    但不是因為你很辣

  • Don't hate me, I only spit the truth.

    而是你一直在剝削我!

  • Jack!

    為什麼在你的商店裡面找不到任何尿布?

  • You make me wanna lose my clothes.

    我想我該開始在這邊賣一些PewDiePie電動按摩棒

  • And not because you're hot.

    讓你的粉絲們可以像你一樣, 吃我的屌!

  • Because you're ripping me off!

    之所以你會成功都是因為我提拔了你

  • [Music plays]

    你是我的願望成真基金會, 婊子!

  • How come I can't find any diapers in your merch store?

    這是你在"當個創世神"裡的樣子

  • How 'bout you start selling some PewDiePie dildos here.

    你能做的 -

  • So your fans can act like you and SUCK MY DICK.

    就只是在你他媽的影片裡鬼吼鬼叫!

  • [Music plays]

    你以為你很有趣又有創意嗎?!

  • You only made it big because I gave you a shoutout!

    有人說我是Youtube的川普?!

  • You're my Make A Wish, bitch!

    嘿對啦- 那你就是希拉蕊科林頓!

  • This is you as a fucking Minecraft!

    人們看你影片的唯一原因

  • ALL YOU DO.

    是因為你根本一團糟

  • IS FUCKING SCREAM IN YOUR FUCKING VIDEOS!

    人們想不看都不行

  • DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY AND CREATIVE?!

    你簡直比Ray William Johnson還糟糕

  • People say I'm the Trump of Youtube?!

    抱...抱歉...那個...

  • Yeah well-then you're the Hillary Clinton!

    我說的太過份了

  • THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE WATCH YOUR VIDEOS

    JackSepticEye...

  • is because you're a TRAINWRECK-

    比較像...

  • AND PEOPLE CAN'T LOOK AWAY.

    JackSeptic...坦克

  • YOU'RE LITERALLY WORSE THAN RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON.

    我現在在烤(指地圖砲)你全家, Jack

  • I- I'm sorry that was...

    你們全都是堆馬鈴薯

  • That was too far.

    沒錯, 婊子, 你剛才被嗆聲了

  • JackSepticEye...

    啊你現在想怎樣?

  • More like...

    婊子 (#゚Д゚)

  • Jackseptic... Tank.

    有些人認為是因為我, Jack才會成名

  • [Moaning]

    就因為我有對他喊話

  • I'm roasting your whole family Jack.

    但我給了一堆- 我大概對...

  • You're all a bunch of potatoes.

    至少30人喊話過

  • That's right bitch, you got roasted.

    可是沒有一個人有像Jack一樣到這個程度

  • Now what are you gonna do about it?

    並這麼成功

  • Bitch.

    這是因為Jack是一個有天份

  • Some people like to think that Jack got big because of me.

    有趣

  • Because I gave him a shoutout.

    受人喜愛

  • But I gave a shit ton of- I gave like...

    美麗的愛爾蘭人

  • At least thirty people a shout out.

    我愛你 (・ิ3・ิ)

  • And none of them went nearly as far

    我很高興你是我的朋友

  • And were nearly as successful as Jack

    請不要取消訂閱

  • That's because Jack is a talented

    希望你們喜歡這次的嗆聲

  • Funny,

    如果你們想要更多就跟我說

  • Charismatic,

    如果你喜歡就請幫我按個喜歡

  • Beautiful Irish man.

    兄弟們, 我們下個影片再見

  • I love you. [kiss noise]

    一如往常...

  • I'm happy you're my friend.

    繼續帥下去, 兄弟們!

  • Please don't unsubscribe.

    Ok 我選伊凡塞....塞捏塞

  • I hope you guys enjoyed this roast!

    五分

  • Let me know if you want more!

    因為他需要起床然後自殺

  • Leave a like if you enjoyed!

    你怎麼這麼殘忍?

  • And I'll see you bros in the next video.

  • As always...

  • Stay awesome bros!

  • M'kay we will go with-

  • Evenecesseneseh

  • 5 points.

  • Cause he needs to wake up and kill himself.

  • Why you so mean?

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