Not sure if I ever told you this, but I... I have an older sister

不確定我是否跟你們說過，但我有一個姊姊。

And for as long as I can remember, I feel that I have been nothing but an amazing protective little brother.

從我有記憶以來，我就覺得自己是一個很棒、很保護她的弟弟。

(Mom: Don't pinch your sister!)

(媽媽：不要捏你姊！)

(Mom: Jeffery keeps pinching his sister; you shouldn't do that!)

(媽媽：Jeffery 一直捏他姊，你不應該那樣！)

(Mom: That's not nice. Understood?)

(媽媽：那樣不好，了解嗎？)

(I'll hit her if I want!)

(我想打她的話，我就要打！)

Oh, yeah... about that...

對耶⋯⋯關於那件事⋯⋯

OK, sometimes I do pick on my sister, but the only reason is because since forever, my parents would constantly compare me to her.

好啦，我有時確實會欺負我姊，但這都是因為我爸媽總是不斷拿我跟她做比較。

Jeffrey, can you just get better grades like your sister?

Jeffery，你難道不你跟你姊一樣，成績好一點嗎？

Jeffery, why can't you be more mature like your sister?

Jeffery，你為什麼不能跟姊姊一樣成熟點？

Jeffrey, just... just be your sister.

Jeffery，就⋯⋯乾脆變成你姊好了。

Yeah, and she is not even humble about it, either.

沒錯，而且她對此一點都不謙虛。

So, now, my sister thinks she is smarter than me and started to act like my "second mom".

以致於我姊現在自認比我聰明，然後開始表現得像我二媽一樣。

Really? Like, no, thank you; I'm pretty sure I don't need an additional person trying to speed up my aging process.

她是認真的嗎？拜託不要，我很確定我不需要多加一個人來加速我的老化過程。

Especially not my sister

尤其不需要我姊。

Ah! I'm so happy that I can finally afford my own lipstick, now that I have my first job.

啊！我真的太開心了，我有了第一份工作，終於買得起自己的口紅了。

You know... you should really start to pay for your own stuff, too.

你知道嗎？你真的應該也要開始付錢買自己要的東西。

Get a job, dude!

找份工作吧，老弟！

I'm only twelve.

我才 12 歲耶。

You see what I mean?

懂我的意思了吧？

You'd think that with growing up, my sister would tone it down with the whole authority thing and start letting me have my own privacy, but...

你可能會以為隨著年齡增長，我姊姊會控制她的霸道，讓我有點隱私，但⋯⋯

Nope! It's uh... it's still something we're working on.

才不！呃，這是我們現在還在設法解決的事。

Yo! I have to pee.

欸！我要小便。

Look, I have already seen you naked when you were a little kid; you have nothing impressive to show.

聽著，你是小孩的時候，我就看過你裸體了，你並沒有什麼值得誇耀的地方。

And then my sister dare goes and say that I'm spoiled by our parents?

然後，我姊竟敢說我被爸媽寵壞了？

What? Me, spoiled? I don't see it.

什麼？我被寵壞？我可不覺得。

Jeff⏤Jeffery!

Jeff⏤Jeffery！

Ow!

噢！

Dad! Heart is hitting me.

爸！Heart 在打我。

Heart, stop bullying your brother; you're grounded.

Heart，不要再霸凌妳弟，妳被禁足了。

I may have lacked a bit of attention growing up, but you can't blame me, either.

我成長過程中，可能缺乏了一點關注，但你也不能怪我。

Plus, I'm not the only one; my sister nags about her insecurities all the time.

再說了，會這樣的也不只有我，我姊總是不斷撈叨著自己的不安全感。

Jeffrey! I feel fat; I'm super fat these days.

Jeffery！我覺得自己很胖，這些日子我真的胖死了。

Heart...

Heart⋯⋯

...just workout.

那就去運動啊。

What ?

什麼？

Fine, I may be a little harsh on my sister sometimes.

好吧！我有時候可能對我姊有些嚴苛。

But for some reason, as the brother, I find it weird to compliment my sister in any way.

但不知道為什麼，身為弟弟，我覺得用任何形式稱讚姊姊都很奇怪。

And besides, I do sometimes try to be nice, but it's like she never sees through my good intentions.

再說，我有時是會嘗試對她好，但他好像從來就不能感受我的好意。

Hey, I am going to the gym; you wanna come workout with me?

嘿，我要去健身房，妳想跟我一起去運動嗎？

You see? Not my fault she's lazy.

看到了嗎？她懶惰並不是我的錯。

Anyways, as much as my sister can get annoying, I think it's really important to love and respect your siblings.

總之，雖然我姊有時真的很煩，但我覺得愛跟尊重手足是很重要的。

Because, at the end of the day, no one can give you that love, respect, and honesty as much as your family.

因為最終來說，家人可以給你的愛、尊重與真誠是無人能及的。

Let me know in the comments down below if you also have any siblings or if you're an only child.

在底下評論區留言告訴我，你是否有手足，還是你是獨生子女。

Thank you guys so much for watching.

非常謝謝你們的收看。

This is JefrreyFever and I am pressing the record button now; pea⏤

這是 JefferyFever 頻道，我正要按下錄影鍵，再⋯⋯

What the hell?

是怎樣？

I told you to do your laundry earlier!

我稍早就叫你去洗衣服了。

I know, I'll do it later; can't you see I'm filming a video right now?

我知道，我等等會去洗，你沒看到我正在拍影片嗎？

I don't care; just do your chores correctly next time.

我不管，下次把家事給我好好做就好。

That's it!

就是這樣！

Mom!

媽！

I'm so fat.

我好胖。

Tell me I'm not fat.

跟我說我不胖。

-Ah... - Oh, I'm sorry; I was laughing.

- 啊⋯⋯ - 喔，抱歉，我剛在笑。

Jeffrey!

Jeffery！

Why are you laughing?

你為什麼要笑？

One fell, one fell.

一片洋芋片掉了啦。

Jeffrey!

Jeffery！

Oh! I'm so sorry!

喔！我很抱歉！