[CRASH]

(RIP)

[Creaky door opening]

學長在哪呀??

Where's senpai?

(狠狠倒抽一口氣)

[Loud, hysterically overjoyed, and possibly demonic gasp]

嗨~~!!

HIII!

(深吸<3)

[AGGRESSIVE SNIFF]

好了,我要走了

Oookay, I'm gonna go on my way now.

學長掰掰~ 祝你在學校有美好的一天！

Bye, Senpai, have a lovely day at school!

(遙遠)學長！！

[Distant] SENPAI!

加入烹飪社，是一種獲得他人好感的方式

The Cooking Club is the first way to win the hearts of all your friends.

然後他們不管怎麼尖叫...他們都是你的朋友

And they ARE your friends, no matter how much they scream they're not.

我有一盤章魚香腸(偷笑)

I've got a plate of octopi [Laugh]

好可愛XD

They're so cute!

看看你們~

Look at you!

看看你們~~~~

Look at all of you!

喔！！！

Oh!

學長！！

SENPAI!

要不要嚐嚐我美味的香腸~~？

Don't you want my lovely sausages?!

學長！！

SENPAI!

你這樣會傷了我的心

It's gonna hurt my feelings-

(咬牙切齒) 我也許會做些瘋狂的事.....

[Slightly deranged music plays] -and I might do something crazy-

如果你不接受我的小章魚，並吃下去的話........

[Music returns to normal] -if you don't take my food and put it inthide you.

謝謝~~~~~~~~~~

[lovestruck] Thank youuuuu~

(遙遠)學長！！

[Distant] SENPAI!

你們是誰啊?

Who are you?

搞啥

What the hell?

好,你知道嗎...

Alright, you know what?

你以為你誰啊?

{Girl Delinquent: Who do you think you are?}

'你以為你誰啊' ,婊子!

[Mockingly] Ooo ''Who do you think you are'', BITCH?!

我就拿你們的棍子來打爆你們！

I'll smack down with you guys with your stupid wooden sticks!

窩 窩 窩 窩 窩

WOWOWOWOWO

M:修窩窩窩窩嗚窩嗚 不良少女: 想都別想!

{Girl Delinquent: Don't even think about it!} [Mark continues making 'WOWOW' sounds]

窩窩嗚咿窩窩窩嗚咿窩

SHOMWMWOMWOMWOM!

修窩窩窩ㄇ窩窩ㄇ嗚-

[Smack] [Thud]

"敲"

OW! Why'd you do that?

"倒"

Why did you do that?

噢！你幹麼這樣！？

I was trying to do something epic right there, why did you do that?

你為啥要這樣(哭

[Distant] SENPAI!

我剛剛本來想做一些很酷的事 為啥要這樣

This means I can win a fight with those douchebags outside the school!

(遙遠)學長！！

I'm gonna show them what for for not accepting my spicy sausage!

這代表我能解決那些在學校外的渾蛋！！

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

我要讓那些不吃我香腸的人好看！

Not eating the hotdogs.

唉(嘆氣)

That's what I wanted to say.

而不是在吃熱狗

Oh!

那才是我想說的...

OH MY GOD! NO!

喔~!

AUUH HO!

呼呼呼呼呼(?)

Ghastly voice: You wish to borrow my power?

OMG! 不!!

Yeah sure, give it to me. [Squeaky noises]

歐歐齁！！！！

Ghastly voice: [Evil chuckling]

火人: 你想借用我的力量?

[Not-so-evil laugh]

耶,是的 給我吧

I'm going off to the other world!

火人: 呵呵呵

Imma kill people!

*不是很邪惡的笑聲*

For FUN!!!!!!!

我要回我的世界了！

Oh my god!

我要把殺人...

Oh, this is amazing!

當做樂趣！！

Hi! Bye! [Gruesome slicing and screams]

我的天啊！

Hi! Bye! Ohhh! [Screams continue] Ohhhh

喔， 這太神了！

[Insane laughter]

嗨！ 掰！

... FUCK!-

嗨！掰！ 喔喔喔！

Eugh, oh god!

*不是很有理智的笑聲*

Hey, look at me! It's a puppet show!

(學長目睹屠殺現場)

HahaHAhaha!

幹....

Okay. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME!

喔...天啊....

[Creepy Music]

嘿！ 看我！ 是木偶秀~

Repeat after me!

哈哈哈哈哈

I love Senpai, yes I do! He's for me, not for you!

好吧... 你會很愛我的~~

I love Senpai, yes I do! He's for me, not for you!

重複我說的！

I LOVE SENPAI, YES I DO! HE'S FOR ME, NOT FOR YOU!

我愛學長！我超愛！ 他是我！不是你的！