字幕列表 影片播放 已審核 字幕已審核 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 - Oh my god. 偶的天啊 Holy (beep). 天啊 (instrumental) (音樂) - Korean face masks, 韓國面膜 my girlfriend loves these, 我女友超愛的 and honestly they just look terrifying on her. 但老實說,她敷臉的模樣超嚇人 - I know nothing about Korean skin care. 我對韓國人護膚一無所知 - I've seen some K-pop stars 我看過一些韓流明星 and they look very smooth? 他們看起來肌膚光滑對吧? - Apparently, this stuff is like miraculous. 很明顯不用問啊,這東西簡直是奇蹟 - Snail spit is a thing. 蝸牛霜是個潮流 - I'm ready to look flawless. 我的肌膚準備看起來無瑕了 - [Steven] Alright, butterfly eyes. (史帝芬)好喔,蝴蝶之眼(注:眼部面膜) Perfect for my problem area. 專為我的問題區域而來 - Okay, so brightens me up. 好喔,它寫說會讓我的肌膚亮白 I'm ready to be brightened. 我準備好啦 - Get a first, first a nice whiff. 好喔,(撕開後)先聞一下 - Slimy in there. Eww. 裡面好黏稠喔,噁耶 (instrumental) (音樂) - Just keeping these up. 我把這貼好 Hideaway like a little ghost. 像個小鬼一樣把臉遮起來 - Oh, I feel like a Luby superhero. 喔,我看起來是叫露比的女超人(註:因為這面膜看起來像超人的眼罩) - Yeah, this just feels like there's a used condom 對啊,這觸感好像用過的保險套 on my face, not that I would know 在我臉上,我可不是說我之前有把這黏在我臉上喔 what that feels like. 我可不知道 - I feel my skin is like drinking water. 我覺得肌膚在吸取水分 - I'm hoping this makes my skin tighter. 我希望這會讓肌膚變得緊緻 - It's just, like, not the best looking thing, 這面膜當然不是賣相很好啦 but it feels great. 但用起來不錯餒 Yes! 太好啦 I'm going to be a tiger. (用這動物圖案面膜)我會看起來像老虎啦 - You know, I don't get pampered enough, 你知道嗎,我覺得剛剛沒有好好被呵護 so this is perfect. 所以這看起來超讚 - This is horrifying. 偶好緊張啊 This is horrifying. 偶好緊張啊 - The fuck, is this a fruit roll up? 這啥,捲起來的水果嗎 - Beauty, here I come! 面膜你這美女,我來啦(註:或可理解為,我準備好迎接美麗的肌膚啦) - Oh, I feel so good! 喔~我感覺超讚 - Oh, it's so cold! 喔!好冰喔 - Wait, let me see myself. 等等喔,我看一下我自己 Okay I've got to take this off. 呵呵,我要拿下來了 (laughs) (笑) (laughs) (笑) - Jesus Christ. 偶滴耶穌 - My roommate will wear these 我室友會敷這個耶 and she'll come out of her room and she'll be like, 然後他走出房門,會表現得像是 hi, how's it going, 嗨,你怎麼樣啊 and I'll be like, oh my god. 然後我就會被他嚇到 - You remember that movie, The Mask, with Jim Carey? 你記得那部有金凱瑞演的電影,摩登大聖嗎? That was based of the horrifying 我覺得那部電影是以 true story of this mask. 這恐怖面膜的真實故事為基礎的 - If this were just my dating profile, 如果這是我交友網站的大頭照 just me out in the woods, sort of like, 我看起來像獨自在樹林(的老虎) - I'm wearing the skin of somebody I murdered. 我好像是敷一片我殺了的人的臉皮 - I actually want to look like this all the time. 我其實想要一直長得像這樣耶 Now I understand what furries are all about. 我現在可以理解絨毛動物的感受了 Milky Piggy Bubble Mask, 牛奶豬牌的泡泡清潔面膜 already a big fan of the milky piggy. 我一直都是這牌的頭號粉絲 - I don't know how I feel about that texture. 我不知道我對這質地的感覺耶 - Aw man, I'm all captain crunchy and shit. 噢老兄,我好像是麥片跟穢物的首領 - Oh, it's itchy! 喔,好癢喔 - Okay, I see you, Steven. 好喔,史蒂芬,我看到你囉 - Who's a milky piggy? 誰是有牛奶肌的小豬豬啊 Me, me, me. 我我我 - Is it moving? 這面膜在動嗎 Oh my god, it's pop rocking on my face. 喔天,它會在我臉上發泡、跳動 - God, it's all puffy. 天啊,這澎澎的耶 It's all puffing up. 一直膨起來 - This is so grotesque. 這一切都好怪 - Oh my god, I do look like Squidward. 偶的天,我的確看起來像章魚哥 - It's burning a little more than the other ones. 這比其他款都還要有灼熱感 - It's like, tighter boning my face. 這好像更緊地在摩擦我的臉 Make it stop! 讓它停下!!! Make it stop! 讓它停下!!! - There are tiny little elves just blowing on my face, 有很多小精靈在吹我的臉 just like- 好像這樣 - I quit. 我退出 - You know, I had a great time with this. 你知道嗎,我玩得還滿開心 (sighs) (嘆氣) - That was fun. 很好玩 - My skin does feel less oily. 我的皮膚的確變得不油了 - No, it feels really good. 我覺得挺不錯 Steven probably pooped his pants 史蒂芬大概嚇尿了 and couldn't handle it, 不能忍受 but that's okay. 但沒差啦 - I'm going to go buy some of these and join my girlfriend. 我要買一些面膜,加入我女友敷面膜的行列 - I don't want to see that in the mirror ever again. 我不想再看到我敷面膜在鏡子裡的倒影 Out behind a corner you see me jump out, 在角落你會看到我蹦出來 like I'm here, too. 像是在說,我這隻老虎也在這哦 That'd be a happy sight for anyone. 對大家來說一定很歡樂
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