This is awkward!

這太詭異了！

- No, there's no such thing as a stupid question.

不，愚蠢的問題並不存在

- We have all the answers - All of them.

- 我們已經有全部的答案了。- 對，全部

- Why do you take so long to get ready?

為什麼妳每次都要準備超久才能出門？

- No, not okay, are you serious?

不，不是這樣的，你是認真在問這個問題嗎？

- That's a stereotype.

這根本是刻板印象啊

- I know men that spend hours getting their hair cut.

我認識一些需要花上好幾個小時去剪頭髮的男人

- I take about 15 minutes to get ready.

我大概只要準備 15 分鐘就能出門了

- I don't take long to get ready.

我不用準備很久啊

- I also don't take long to get ready.

我也不需要準備很久才能出門

- That's one I can't answer.

這個問題我無法回答

- But Linda here takes forever to get ready.

但 Linda 總是準備世紀久才能出門

- I do not leave the house until I look damn good.

如果沒有超級美我才不會出門

- Dudes are always like, "Oh, I like a girl who's natural."

男生總是說：「喔，我喜歡女生素顏。」

Buddy, if you saw me natural, you would scream

老兄，如果你看到我素顏，你會慘叫

like you were looking at Freddy Krueger, okay?

就像是你看到了 Freddy Krueger（註：恐怖電影「半夜鬼上床」中的角色，長相超可怕），懂嗎？

You're like, "This is a natural look."

像是說著：「他這樣很自然。」

No it isn't.

拜託並不是

- What do periods feel like?

月經來是什麼感覺？

- Having a period is externally having to look like this

月經來時你外表會像這樣

at work and inside you're like...

但是你心裡面卻是這樣...

(whispering) Fuck you.

（細細私語）去你的

- Every month, I'll get a little bit sad

每個月我都會有點低落

and I'll forget why, and I'll be like,

我會忘記為什麼我會這樣，然後我會想

"What's wrong with me, why am I so depressed?"

「我是哪根筋不對了，為什麼我這麼憂鬱？」

- And then the next day...

結果到了明天

- I get my period.

我的月經來了

- It feels like, "Oh, did I pee myself?"

這感覺就像是：「喔，我剛不由自主的尿尿了嗎？」

And then you go to the bathroom and you're like,

然後當你去到廁所你發現

"No, just blood."

「喔不，只是血罷了。」

- The consistency of... like chocolate syrup coming out of you, it's like gross.

就像是巧克力醬不停從你身體流出來，超 級 噁

- You just feel shitty.

你感到糟透了

- Circumcised or not? Why?

男生要不要割包皮？為什麼？

- No, I don't wanna make anyone feel bad.

呃不，我不想要（我的評論）讓一些人不舒服

- I've never seen an uncircumcised penis in real life.

我從來沒在現實生活中看過沒割包皮的陰莖

- You can actually make the motion easier,

你的陰莖可以（在性交時）更容易進出

'cause there's more like...

因為那樣會更...

Like... - Yes?

像是... - 什麼？

- Everyone's genitals are beautiful, okay?

每個人的生殖器都很美，好嗎？

We live in a beautiful world of genitals.

我們活在有生殖器的美麗世界裡

- I don't have a hard or fast rule, who cares?

我對這個並不苛刻，誰在乎啊？

- It really depends on the person attached to the penis.

重要的是有著生殖器的那個人

- Why do you hate bras so much?

為什麼妳們這麼討厭胸罩？

- I feel like we don't have to answer that question

我覺得我們不需要回答這個問題

as much as just give you a bra,

只要給你一件內衣

have you wear it for a day.

讓你穿它一整天你就懂了

- Bras hurt.

穿內衣很不舒服

- It's sweaty, it's elastic, it has wire in it.

它讓你流汗，它有彈性，裡面還有著鋼絲

- I hate anything that's gonna, like, constrict me for eight hours.

我真的很討厭任何...像是...任何會束縛我八小時的東西

- Why do you take off your pants when you get home?

那你回家幹嘛要脫掉褲子？

- If no one ever said we have to cover these up,

如果沒有人告訴我們必須把胸部包起來

I would have never worn one.

我永遠都不可能穿內衣

- What do you love most about being a woman?

身為女人你最喜歡的一件事？

Aww.

喔

- A. Being able to inspire other women.

第一點，能夠激勵其他女人

- I love other women.

我愛其他女人

- The bond that women have with each other.

女人之間有的默契

- Yes!

沒錯！

- I think it's just amazing that we can give life.

我想光是我們能孕育生命就很美好

- It'll be really cool one day to be a mom and hopefully have a daughter, and that kind of a thing.

有一天成為媽媽會超酷，希望能有個女兒...諸如此類的事

- I think I just love women, so I like that I get to be one.

我想純粹是我喜歡女人，所以我以身為一個女人感到開心

- If we need to continue the human race,

如果我們得延續人類生命

we don't really need men but we definitely need women.

我們不太需要男人，但我們一定需要女人

- What if you went to the bathroom,

如果當你去到廁所

and blood came out the tip of your dick?

發現有血從你的雞雞流出來

And then you had to put paper over the tip of your dick all day?

然後你必須拿紙包住你的雞雞頂端一整天，你覺得如何？

- Or a tiny, tiny tampon?

或者用是一個超小、超小的衛生棉條？