Naruto is too good of a show to spoof. That's why I've never done it.

火影忍者是一部很出色的搞笑片, 這就是我從來沒有做過的原因

Ok? It would take so much work an-and effort and I would have to make the full movie if I did and I-I would have to make it right... So...

好嗎?! 它會帶來很多工作量以及特效, 我不得不作出完整的電影, 然後我...我不得不作出好的...所以...

NO!!

不要!!

So stop asking...

不要再問了...

Ok, I'm not going to do it.

我絕對不會做的

What would it look like, though, if I did do it?

恩...如果我做了...那部電影會長怎樣呢?

Naruto: The pain of being alone is like no other.

我所遭遇的孤獨和痛苦不像其他一樣

Why me?

為什麼是我?

Why am I always the one that's different?

為什麼我總是跟別人不一樣?

They look at me with those eyes like I'm some kind of monster

為什麼他們看我的眼神就像是看到怪物

But one day they will acknowledge me.

但是有一天他們會認識我

I will keep fighting.

我會不斷戰鬥

I will keep pushing through.

我會不斷往前進

I will become the Hokage no matter what!

不管如何我都要成為火影

Because that...

因為...

Is my way of ninja!

這就是我的忍道!

Shikamaru: NARUTO! That's fine but we just wanted to know where you wanted to eat.

鳴人! 好啦好啦... 我們只想知道你要去哪裡吃飯啦

Naruto: Oh... Well...

噢....嗯...

Sometimes I feel like ramen, other times it's rice!

我時候我覺得喜歡拉麵,有時候我喜歡飯

Naruto: Can't find him. NEJI!

我找不到他...寧次!

Neji: BYAKUGAN!

白眼!

Naruto: Well, don't squint! That's bad for your eyes! Here!

不要瞇起來! 這樣對眼睛不好! 來!

Neji: Woah!

哦厚!

Gaara: So... MuCH... SAND!!!

太...多...沙...了!!!

Shikamaru: Kage mane no jutsu

影子束縛術

Naruto: Hey, Sakura... You're kinda dropping crumbs on my floor. Do you think you can stop... eating... like that...?

嘿! 小櫻... 你的麵包屑有些都掉到地板上了...你認為你能停止...吃這個...

Sakura:AHHHH!!!

啊!!!!!!

Naruto: No that's good! Cause now we can sweep all the crumbs under the crack...

不, 很好很好! 因為這樣我們可以掃除所有裂縫下的麵包屑

Naruto: Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!!

影分身之術!!

Sasuke: NARUTO!

鳴人!

Naruto: SASUKE!!

佐助!!

Sasuke: NARUTO!!

鳴人!!

Naruto: SASUKE!!

佐助!!

Sasuke: NARUTO!!!

鳴人!!

Naruto: SASUKE!!!

佐助!!

Goku: GOKUUUUU!!!!

悟空!!!!!!

Naruto: Goku, what are you doing here?

悟空, 你在這裡幹嘛??

Goku: You know... I'm not quite sure... Bet you guys can't fly!!

你知道的...我不太清楚...但是你們不會飛!!

Naruto: What?

什麼?

Naruto: SASUKE!!!

佐助!!!

Sasuke: NARUTO!!!

鳴人!!!

Huh, yea... I guess I could just make a parody trailer...

呵呵，是啊... 我想我可以只做模仿預告片...

Nah, that'd be too much work.

算了, 有太多事情要做了

TEEHEE!!

TEEHEE