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  • OUR GUEST TONIGHT IS A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN WHO IS

  • CURRENTLY ON HIS WHAT NOW COMEDY TOUR.

  • THE TOUR WILL GO INTERNATIONAL BEGINNING IN

  • JANUARY.

  • HIS NEW FILM "RIDE ALONG 2" WILL BE OUT IN JANUARY.

  • PLEASE WELCOME KEVIN HART!

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

  • >> HOW ARE YOU?

  • HELLO!

  • HELLO!

  • THANK YOU.

  • I BROUGHT YOU A GIFT, MAN.

  • >> Trevor: YOU BROUGHT ME A GIFT.

  • >> YES, I'M A CLASSY GUY.

  • THIS IS YOUR FIRST SHOW, KICK IT OFF WITH A BANG.

  • >> OPEN IT UP, IT'S A NICE GIFT, OPEN IT IT'S A NICE

  • GIFT.

  • >> Trevor: NO ONE HAS EVER BROUGHT ME A GIFT.

  • >> OPEN IT UP!

  • RIP IT UP!

  • OPEN IT LIKE YOU'RE NOT FROM THE STATES.

  • RIP IT OPEN, THERE, YOU GO.

  • >> Trevor: TIES?

  • >> THOSE ARE TIES, MAN.

  • GOT YOU SOME TIES.

  • I BET YOU WILL WEAR A LOT OF SUITS, YOU WILL NEED SOME

  • TIES.

  • I GOT YOU GUY TIES, THAT IS A THOUGHTFUL GIFLT.

  • I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL GOOD.

  • I EXPECTED A BIGGER REACTION.

  • WHATEVER.

  • I THOUGHT YOU WOULD GIVE ME A LOT MORE THAN WHAT YOU

  • GAVE, IT'S OKAY.

  • >> Trevor: THANK YOU, KEVIN.

  • >> I THOUGHT YOU WAS GOING TO DANCE OR SOMETHING.

  • IT'S ALL RIGHT.

  • >> Trevor: YEAH!

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

  • >> THANK YOU, MAN, THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

  • >> Trevor: THIS IS EXCITING.

  • YOU KNOW IT'S WEIRD FOR ME, I FELL IN LOVE WITH REAL

  • HUSBANDS OF HOLLYWOOD.

  • >> THANK YOU, MAN.

  • >> Trevor: AND THEN THEN NOW IT'S LIKE, ARE YOU STILL A

  • MITCH?

  • >> AM I STILL A MITCH?

  • FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, A MITCH IS A MALE TERM FOR A

  • BITCH.

  • I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS KNEW IT OR NOT.

  • YES, OF COURSE I AM.

  • MAN.

  • I HAVE A LOT OF MITCH WAYS THAT ARE STILL WITH ME THAT

  • I DON'T PLAN ON GETTING RID OF ANY TIME SOON.

  • SO YES, I AM VERY MUCH A MALE BITCH, YES, ME, YES.

  • >> Trevor: YOU YOU ARE A COMEDIC ROCK STAR, THAT IS

  • WHAT YOU ARE.

  • I SEE YOU ON INSTAGRAM, DOING CRAZY PUSH-UPS, ALL

  • RIPPED UP.

  • YOUR--

  • >> MY BODY LOOKS AMAZING.

  • >> YEAH, YOUR BODY LOOKS AMAZING AND YOU ARE AND

  • ACTION STAR, RIDE ALONG.

  • THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME, I SAW YOU HYPING IT BUT I

  • DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD BECOME AN ACTION STAR.

  • >> YES, I'M A FIRM BELIEVER I CAN DO WHATEVER I PUT MY

  • MIND TO.

  • I THINK COMEDY IS SOMETHING THAT OPENED UP A LOT OF

  • DOORS.

  • AND THOSE DOORS THAT I CHOSE TO WALK THROUGH WERE

  • JOYOUS.

  • I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD, I GET TO GO ON ACTION MOVIES.

  • OH MY GOD, I GET TO DO COMEDY, DRAMA.

  • >> Trevor: THE HEIGHT THING WAS ALWAYS MY CONCERN.

  • >> I DON'T KNOW-- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING

  • ABOUT.

  • HEIGHT, HEIGHT IS A PERCEPTION.

  • IT'S WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.

  • I DON'T-- I DON'T BELIEVE IT, YOU KNOW.

  • I DON'T EVER BELIEVE IT-- SOMEBODY IT TOLD ME ONE DAY

  • YOU ARE A LOT SMALLER THAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE.

  • THAT MEANS IS YOU ARE THINKING WRONG, YOU KNOW.

  • THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEMS.

  • >> Trevor: IT'S NOT A PROBLEM BECAUSE ARE YOU

  • GOING ALL OVER THE WORLD.

  • THE WHAT NOW, THAT IS INSANE.

  • COMIC TO COMIC -- PERFORMING IN FRONT OF 54,000.

  • >> 53,000, I FILLED OUT A FOOTBALL STADIUM IN

  • PHILADELPHIA, THE FIRST COMEDIAN TO EVER DO IT.

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

  • THANK YOU.

  • >> Trevor: HOW DO YOU TELL A JOKE.

  • I PERFORMED TO 53,000 PEOPLE-- HOW DO YOU TELL A

  • JOKE IN A CROWD THAT BIG.

  • >> IT'S THE SAME AS ARE YOU DOING TODAY.

  • I THINK ANY ENVIRONMENT YOU PUT YOURSELF IN AS A

  • COMEDIAN IS YOUR JOB TO MAKE THAT ENVIRONMENT INTIMATE AS

  • POSSIBLE.

  • I'M A STORY TELLER, I PAINT PICTURES.

  • WHEN YOU LOOK AT THESE PICTURES AND YOU GRASP WHAT

  • I'M SAYING YOU FIND YOURSELF RELATING TO THEM.

  • SO REGARDLESS OF THE AUDIENCE OF 5,000, 10,000 OR

  • 53,000, MY MESSAGE IS STILL THE SAME.

  • I THINK THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME UNIQUE.

  • LET'S STOP FOR A SECOND AND ADDRESS HOW WELL-SPOKEN THAT

  • THING WAS.

  • >> Trevor: THAT SOUNDED LIKE A MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH.

  • KEVIN HART IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

  • >> THAT WAS INSANE, I WAS LIKE WOW, THIS IS REALLY

  • GOING GOOD.

  • >> Trevor: THAT WAS NICE, YOU WERE WAITING FOR IT TO

  • STOP AND IT NEVER STOPPED.

  • IT KEPT ON GOING.

  • >> I WAS, LIKE I'M PULLING THIS OUT OF MY ASS AND ITS'S

  • WORKING.

  • >> Trevor: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE TOUR.

  • YOU ARE GOING INTERNATIONAL.

  • YOU'RE GOING EVERYWHERE, INCLUDING SOUTH AFRICA.

  • >> YEAH, JOHANNESBURG, CAPETOWN, DURBIN.

  • >> Trevor: FIRST TIME.

  • >> MY FIRST TIME.

  • >> Trevor: ARE YOU EXCITED?

  • >> VERY EXCITED.

  • >> Trevor: TOURING THE WORLD, MAKING MOVIES WITH A ROCK

  • STAR BODY AS WELL.

  • >> YES, SIR, YEAH.

  • >> Trevor: REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

  • >> HAVE YOU SEEN MY PANTS?

  • CAN YOU GET THIS, MY PANTS!

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

  • I DON'T KNOW, I JUST STARTED WEARING THESE.

  • >> Trevor: A ROCK STAR COMEDIAN AND THE STRIPES.

  • MAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.

  • I APPRECIATE YOU.

  • I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU STAND FOR.

  • I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU ARE DOING OUT THERE.

  • THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR ME, AND THIS IS ONE THING I

  • WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT BEFORE YOU LEAVE IS WHY THE

  • RUNNING?

  • >> WHY IS THAT SO IMPORTANT TO YOU, THE WORKING OUT?

  • >> I'M BIG ON HEALTH, MAN.

  • I FEEL LIKE I PUT A MAJOR DEMAND ON MY BODY SO I NEED

  • MY BODY TO RESPOND.

  • >> WHY DO YOU MAKE EVERYONE RUN WITH YOU?

  • >> HERE IS WHAT I HAVE LEARNED, I HAVE LEARNED THAT

  • I HAVE A PLATFORM WHERE I CAN MOTIVATE AND INSPIRE.

  • AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO THAT THAN RUNNING.

  • RUNNING IS SOMETHING THAT EVERYBODY CAN DO AROUND THE

  • WORLD REGARDLESS OF RACE, SHAPE OR SIZE, YOU CAN ALL

  • DO IT TOGETHER.

  • BRINGS YOU CLOSER TOGETHER.

  • I HAVE DONE A GREAT JOB DOING IT.

  • THESE RUNS NOW GOT TO A POINT WHERE I HAVE GOT 5 TO

  • 7,000 PEOPLE OUT RUNNING 5 Ks WITH ME AND IT WILL GET

  • GLOBAL, BIGGER AND BETTER.

  • IT WILL GET GLOBAL.

OUR GUEST TONIGHT IS A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN WHO IS

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