字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 OUR GUEST TONIGHT IS A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN WHO IS CURRENTLY ON HIS WHAT NOW COMEDY TOUR. THE TOUR WILL GO INTERNATIONAL BEGINNING IN JANUARY. HIS NEW FILM "RIDE ALONG 2" WILL BE OUT IN JANUARY. PLEASE WELCOME KEVIN HART! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> HOW ARE YOU? HELLO! HELLO! THANK YOU. I BROUGHT YOU A GIFT, MAN. >> Trevor: YOU BROUGHT ME A GIFT. >> YES, I'M A CLASSY GUY. THIS IS YOUR FIRST SHOW, KICK IT OFF WITH A BANG. >> OPEN IT UP, IT'S A NICE GIFT, OPEN IT IT'S A NICE GIFT. >> Trevor: NO ONE HAS EVER BROUGHT ME A GIFT. >> OPEN IT UP! RIP IT UP! OPEN IT LIKE YOU'RE NOT FROM THE STATES. RIP IT OPEN, THERE, YOU GO. >> Trevor: TIES? >> THOSE ARE TIES, MAN. GOT YOU SOME TIES. I BET YOU WILL WEAR A LOT OF SUITS, YOU WILL NEED SOME TIES. I GOT YOU GUY TIES, THAT IS A THOUGHTFUL GIFLT. I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL GOOD. I EXPECTED A BIGGER REACTION. WHATEVER. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD GIVE ME A LOT MORE THAN WHAT YOU GAVE, IT'S OKAY. >> Trevor: THANK YOU, KEVIN. >> I THOUGHT YOU WAS GOING TO DANCE OR SOMETHING. IT'S ALL RIGHT. >> Trevor: YEAH! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. >> THANK YOU, MAN, THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. >> Trevor: THIS IS EXCITING. YOU KNOW IT'S WEIRD FOR ME, I FELL IN LOVE WITH REAL HUSBANDS OF HOLLYWOOD. >> THANK YOU, MAN. >> Trevor: AND THEN THEN NOW IT'S LIKE, ARE YOU STILL A MITCH? >> AM I STILL A MITCH? FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, A MITCH IS A MALE TERM FOR A BITCH. I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS KNEW IT OR NOT. YES, OF COURSE I AM. MAN. I HAVE A LOT OF MITCH WAYS THAT ARE STILL WITH ME THAT I DON'T PLAN ON GETTING RID OF ANY TIME SOON. SO YES, I AM VERY MUCH A MALE BITCH, YES, ME, YES. >> Trevor: YOU YOU ARE A COMEDIC ROCK STAR, THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE. I SEE YOU ON INSTAGRAM, DOING CRAZY PUSH-UPS, ALL RIPPED UP. YOUR-- >> MY BODY LOOKS AMAZING. >> YEAH, YOUR BODY LOOKS AMAZING AND YOU ARE AND ACTION STAR, RIDE ALONG. THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME, I SAW YOU HYPING IT BUT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD BECOME AN ACTION STAR. >> YES, I'M A FIRM BELIEVER I CAN DO WHATEVER I PUT MY MIND TO. I THINK COMEDY IS SOMETHING THAT OPENED UP A LOT OF DOORS. AND THOSE DOORS THAT I CHOSE TO WALK THROUGH WERE JOYOUS. I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD, I GET TO GO ON ACTION MOVIES. OH MY GOD, I GET TO DO COMEDY, DRAMA. >> Trevor: THE HEIGHT THING WAS ALWAYS MY CONCERN. >> I DON'T KNOW-- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. HEIGHT, HEIGHT IS A PERCEPTION. IT'S WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. I DON'T-- I DON'T BELIEVE IT, YOU KNOW. I DON'T EVER BELIEVE IT-- SOMEBODY IT TOLD ME ONE DAY YOU ARE A LOT SMALLER THAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE. THAT MEANS IS YOU ARE THINKING WRONG, YOU KNOW. THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEMS. >> Trevor: IT'S NOT A PROBLEM BECAUSE ARE YOU GOING ALL OVER THE WORLD. THE WHAT NOW, THAT IS INSANE. COMIC TO COMIC -- PERFORMING IN FRONT OF 54,000. >> 53,000, I FILLED OUT A FOOTBALL STADIUM IN PHILADELPHIA, THE FIRST COMEDIAN TO EVER DO IT. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THANK YOU. >> Trevor: HOW DO YOU TELL A JOKE. I PERFORMED TO 53,000 PEOPLE-- HOW DO YOU TELL A JOKE IN A CROWD THAT BIG. >> IT'S THE SAME AS ARE YOU DOING TODAY. I THINK ANY ENVIRONMENT YOU PUT YOURSELF IN AS A COMEDIAN IS YOUR JOB TO MAKE THAT ENVIRONMENT INTIMATE AS POSSIBLE. I'M A STORY TELLER, I PAINT PICTURES. WHEN YOU LOOK AT THESE PICTURES AND YOU GRASP WHAT I'M SAYING YOU FIND YOURSELF RELATING TO THEM. SO REGARDLESS OF THE AUDIENCE OF 5,000, 10,000 OR 53,000, MY MESSAGE IS STILL THE SAME. I THINK THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME UNIQUE. LET'S STOP FOR A SECOND AND ADDRESS HOW WELL-SPOKEN THAT THING WAS. >> Trevor: THAT SOUNDED LIKE A MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH. KEVIN HART IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. >> THAT WAS INSANE, I WAS LIKE WOW, THIS IS REALLY GOING GOOD. >> Trevor: THAT WAS NICE, YOU WERE WAITING FOR IT TO STOP AND IT NEVER STOPPED. IT KEPT ON GOING. >> I WAS, LIKE I'M PULLING THIS OUT OF MY ASS AND ITS'S WORKING. >> Trevor: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE TOUR. YOU ARE GOING INTERNATIONAL. YOU'RE GOING EVERYWHERE, INCLUDING SOUTH AFRICA. >> YEAH, JOHANNESBURG, CAPETOWN, DURBIN. >> Trevor: FIRST TIME. >> MY FIRST TIME. >> Trevor: ARE YOU EXCITED? >> VERY EXCITED. >> Trevor: TOURING THE WORLD, MAKING MOVIES WITH A ROCK STAR BODY AS WELL. >> YES, SIR, YEAH. >> Trevor: REALLY BEAUTIFUL. >> HAVE YOU SEEN MY PANTS? CAN YOU GET THIS, MY PANTS! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I DON'T KNOW, I JUST STARTED WEARING THESE. >> Trevor: A ROCK STAR COMEDIAN AND THE STRIPES. MAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. I APPRECIATE YOU. I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU STAND FOR. I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU ARE DOING OUT THERE. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR ME, AND THIS IS ONE THING I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT BEFORE YOU LEAVE IS WHY THE RUNNING? >> WHY IS THAT SO IMPORTANT TO YOU, THE WORKING OUT? >> I'M BIG ON HEALTH, MAN. I FEEL LIKE I PUT A MAJOR DEMAND ON MY BODY SO I NEED MY BODY TO RESPOND. >> WHY DO YOU MAKE EVERYONE RUN WITH YOU? >> HERE IS WHAT I HAVE LEARNED, I HAVE LEARNED THAT I HAVE A PLATFORM WHERE I CAN MOTIVATE AND INSPIRE. AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO THAT THAN RUNNING. RUNNING IS SOMETHING THAT EVERYBODY CAN DO AROUND THE WORLD REGARDLESS OF RACE, SHAPE OR SIZE, YOU CAN ALL DO IT TOGETHER. BRINGS YOU CLOSER TOGETHER. I HAVE DONE A GREAT JOB DOING IT. THESE RUNS NOW GOT TO A POINT WHERE I HAVE GOT 5 TO 7,000 PEOPLE OUT RUNNING 5 Ks WITH ME AND IT WILL GET GLOBAL, BIGGER AND BETTER. IT WILL GET GLOBAL.
A2 初級 美國腔 每日秀》--凱文-哈特 (The Daily Show - Kevin Hart) 275 16 LEEYI 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字