Watch it run in slow motion.

看他用慢動作奔跑

It's pretty badass, look, it runs all over the place.

它很囂張的，看它到處亂跑

"Woah! Watch out!" says that bird.

「哇喔！小心點」那隻鳥說

Ew! Its got a snake?!

惡！他抓到一隻蛇？

Oh! It's chasing a jackal!

噢！他在追一隻狐狼！

Oh my gooooosh!

我的天啊！

Oh, the Honey Badgers are just CRAAAZY.

喔，蜜獾真是太 瘋 狂 了

The Honey Badger has been referred to by the Guinness Book of World Records

根據金氏世界紀錄

as the most fearless animal in all of the animal kingdom.

蜜獾是整個動物王國裡最天不怕地不怕的

It really doesn't give a shit.

牠真的什麼都不在乎

If its hungry, its hungr-EW, whats that in its mouth!?

他如果餓了，噁！他嘴裡那是什麼？

Oh, its got a cobra? Oh, it runs backwards?

喔，牠抓到一隻眼鏡蛇？喔，牠會倒退跑？

Now watch this: Look! A snake's up in a tree.

看這個：你看！蛇跑到樹上了

Honey Badger don't care!

蜜獾才不在乎！

Honey Badger don't give a shit! It just takes what it wants.

蜜獾豪不在乎，牠想要什麼就拿什麼

Whenever it's hungry it just- EW and it eats snakes?

他餓了就會——噁！牠還吃蛇？

Oh my god, watch it dig! Look at that digging.

喔天啊，看牠挖洞！你看那個技巧

The Honey Badger is really pretty badass.

蜜獾真的猛

They have no regard for any other animal what-so-ever.

牠完全沒把其他動物放在眼裡

Look, he's just grunting and- EW, eating snakes?

牠只有在叫還有——噁，吃蛇？

EW, whats that a mouse? ...Oooh, that's nasty!

噁！那是老鼠嗎？喔～太噁了

Oh, they're so nasty.

喔牠們好噁

Ooh, look! It's chasing things, and eating them.

你看！他在追東西，然後吃掉牠們

The Honey Badgers have a fairly long body,

蜜獾有滿長的身體

but a distinctly thick set, broad shoulders,

但是它肢體很厚實，肩膀也很寬闊

and you know, their- their skin is loose allowing them to move about freely, and they twist around.

而且它們的皮膚比較鬆，讓他們活動自由，也能輕易扭來扭去

Now look, here's a house full of bees.

你看，有個蜂窩

You think the Honey Badger cares? It doesn't give a shit!

你覺得蜜獾會在乎？牠一點也不！

It goes right into the house of bees to get some larvae.

牠直接衝到蜂窩裡面去吃牠們的幼蟲

How disgusting is that? It eats larvae! Ew, thats so nasty.

多噁啊！牠吃幼蟲！噁，超噁

But look, the Honey Badger doesn't care, its getting stung like a thousand times.

但你看！蜜獾才不在乎，牠大概被叮了幾千次了

It doesn't give a shit. It just- it's hungry.

牠絲毫不理會，牠很餓

It doesn't care about being stung by bees!

牠才不理會被蜜蜂叮呢！

Nothing can stop the honey badger when it's hungry.

沒有東西可以阻止飢餓的蜜獾

Oh, what a crazy fuck, look!

喔，你看這他媽的瘋子

Ew, it's eating larvae, that's disgusting!

牠在吃幼蟲，太噁了吧！

There it is, running in slow motion again, see?

你看那裡，又是慢動作奔跑

Now whats interesting is that other animals, like these birds here,

有趣的是，你看其他動物，像這些鳥

they just like to wait around until the Honey Badger's done eating,

牠們喜歡等蜜獾吃完

and then it swoops in to pick up the scraps!

然後飛去吃牠的屑屑

It says, "You do all the work for us, Honey Badger, and we'll just eat whatever you find."

牠說：「你做所有的工作吧蜜獾，我們隨便吃你找到的。」

"How's that, what do you say, stupid?"

「這樣怎麼樣啊？笨蛋」

Look at this bird. "Thanks for the treat, stupid!"

你看這隻鳥：「謝謝你的點心，笨蛋！」

"Hey come back here." says the Honey Badger.

「欸，回來」蜜獾說

Birds don't care. and you know what? The Jackals do it too.

鳥才不在乎，而且你知道嗎？狐狼也會這樣

Look at these little dogs.

看那些小狗

They're like, "Thanks, stupid! Thanks for the mouse! See you later!"

牠們也說：「謝啦笨蛋！謝謝你的老鼠，待會見！」

The Honey Badger does all the work while these other animals just pick up the scraps.

蜜獾做所有的工作，其他動物只會撿牠的剩下

At nighttime, the Honey Badger goes hunting, 'cause it's hungry.

晚上的時候，蜜獾會去獵食，因為牠餓了

Look! Here comes a fierce battle between a king cobra and a Honey Badger.

你看！這裡有一場國王眼鏡蛇在跟蜜罐在打架

I wonder what'll happen?

會發生什麼事呢？

Look at this: there's the Honey badger just eating a mouse...

看看這，蜜罐只是坐著，吃著它的老鼠

and then look! "Get away from me!" says the snake. "Get away from me!"

現在再看！「滾開！」蛇說，「走開啦！」

Honey Badger don't care! Honey Badger smacks the shit out of it!

蜜獾才不在乎！蜜獾把牠打爆

And the snake comes back, and it lashes right out at the Honey Badger

然後蛇回來了，蛇用尾巴回抽

Oh! Little does the Honey Badger know, FYI, it's been stuunngg!

喔！但蜜獾不知道，牠被咬了！

Its been bitten! By the snaaake!

牠被蛇咬了！

So while its eating the snake, EW- that's disgusting!

所以當牠在吃蛇的同時——超噁！

Meanwhile, the poisonous venom is seeping through the Honey Badger's body,

毒素正滲透蜜獾的身體

and it passes out. Look at that sleepy fuck!

牠昏倒了。你看那個睡著的小混帳

Now the Honey Badger's just gonna pass out for a few minutes,

但是蜜罐只會昏睡幾分鐘

and then its gonna get right back up and start eating all over again

然後他又會醒來，繼續吃東西

'cause its a hungry little bastard!

因為他是吃不飽的小混蛋

Look at this! Like nothing happened!

你看！像什麼都沒發生一樣！

The Honey Badger gets right back up and continues eating the cobra!

蜜罐醒來之後，繼續啃那隻眼鏡蛇

How disgusting!

多噁！

And of course, what does it have to eat for the next two weeks?

然後接下來兩周牠又要吃什麼呢?

Cobra!

眼鏡蛇！

The Honey Badger.

獻上：蜜獾。