we hung down and it's a little awkward 'cause

it's been like 2 years now, but um,

any of you wanna-

Regina: Wait, why do you guys all have the same nose scar as me?

Did you guys also make a accident with your curling iron?

R-Dizzle: Yeah, actually-

Hanate: Hai

Ryan: What? No, I know for a fact that we got that from a sword

you know, from when we were filming the Fruit Ninja video?

Regina: Maybe you did, I got mine from a curling iron.

R-Dizzle: Yeah, me too.

Ryan: Well, no, I know for a fact that we got it from- Regina: You weren't there, you don't even know!

Ryan: I mean, I do know because I created you, so I kinda would-

R-Dizzle: What?!

Regina: No you didn't, you're not a god, you're not my mom, you're not a carpenter, you don't make things!

Ryan: Look, you know what, forget I said that, you're right, we got that from a curling iron.

R-Dizzle: Hold up.

What are you trying to say, that we're not real?

Ryan: No, I mean-

Regina: I don't get it, are we not real people?

Ryan: I-

R-Dizzle: Yeah, what are we? We have a right to know.

Ryan: Look, I don't think we should go down that road right now so-

Regina: Wait, is this a real road or a fake road?

Ryan: What?

Regina: Or a railroad?!

R-Dizzle: Rocky road?

Regina: *gasp* Rocky road!

R-Dizzle: Like the ice cream? Rocky road?-

Regina: Yeah!

Hanate: How come I the only one with Canadian accent?

R-Dizzle: Yeah, why is that?

Ryan: Canadian? What? Look guys, let's not complicate things, okay?

Regina: Well then just tell us: are we fake or real?

R-Dizzle: Are we like versions of you but like cooler?

Ryan: Come on guys, we really shouldn't-

Regina: Maybe we're all twins!

R-Dizzle: Or what if this is all a dream, like in that one movie-

Ryan: I really don't think that-

R-Dizzle: Titanic.

Hanate: I think I from Canada.

Look guys, please, I'm begging you, let's please not do this like-

R-Dizzle: Or maybe we're just clones of you, but better looking!

Regina: Oh my God, like in Attack Of The Clones?!

R-Dizzle: Yeah!

Regina: Are you attacking the Jedi's?

*R-Dizzle and Hanate gasp*

Regina: You made us the bad guys?! Why?!

Ryan: What is happening to this conversation?-

Regina: I hate Star Trek, why would you do this to us, Ryan?

R-Dizzle: Seriously bro, that's messed up.

Hanate: I still think I'm from Canada.

Ryan: STOP, OKAY?! Just stop! I don't know what you guys are, okay?

I don't even know what I am in all this.

I started this like 4 years ago,

and I wasn't thinking about that, okay?

Look, the only reason why I started doing this series again is because people kept asking for it.

Hanate, stop!

Hanate: Oh, sorry.

Ryan: Look, if this is how it's gonna be whenever we hang out,

then I don't want to continue doing this, okay?

So can we please just drop it?

And just start over?

Regina: So are we the Jedi's then?

Ryan: UGH.

Ryan: Alright, so now that we finally cleared things up, let's start talking about-

Regina: We didn't clear anything up.

Ryan: Ssh!

Regina: But you said to drop it; we didn't really clear-

Ryan: Ssh!

Regina: But you said-

Ryan: Ssh!

Regina: But-!

Ryan: Ssshhh

Regina: If you're trying to do a fire extinguisher, you're doing it wrong.

Ryan: Look, whether you guys are making it up or not,

why don't we go back to talking about your stories?

Regina: What stories?

Ryan: Your nose scars. I mean, you guys should already know my story.

Ryan: You know? The fruit ninja filming?

I got hit by a watermelon? The watermelon hit a sword, which hit my face?

I posted a video about it?

Come on, the video "Fruit Ninja Fail"?

Everyone else- Ohhh that one

Regina: No I didn't like that one.

R-Dizzle: Yeah, I didn't...that one sucked, man. So boring

Hanate: Canada.

Ryan: *sigh* Anyway, yeah, that story. What happened to you guys?

Regina: I told you, my curling iron did this.

Ryan: Okay, then what about you two?

R-Dizzle: Curling iron.

Hanate: Curling iron.

Ryan: Look, if you guys are gonna make things up,

at least make them different from each other!

R-Dizzle: Why do you keep saying we're making things up?

Ryan: Because you are!

Regina: Maybe you're the one that's making things up!

Ryan: I have video proof of what happened! It's uploaded.

Regina: Uh, so do we!

Ryan: You do

Regina: Uh, yeah.

Regina: So there I was, I was doing my norm-

Regina: Hanate!

Hanate: Oh sorry

Regina: So there I was,

*bright music*

*barking noise*

*lightsaber noise*

*laser noises*

Marley: Oh nooo

*slow motion of Regina's yell*

Regina: And that's when the curling-iron-lightsaber cutted my nose.

Hanate: *gasp*

R-Dizzle: Whoa, can't believe that! That actually happened.

Ryan: So I guess you finally watched Star Wars, huh?

Regina: What is that?

Ryan: *sigh* Let's just move on. R-Dizzle, what happened to you?

And please do not say that it was a-

R-Dizzle: Curling iron.

Ryan: You don't even have hair to curl, how could you have possibly gotten-

R-Dizzle: Shut up!

Ryan: Okay.

R-Dizzle: So there I was, like every 15 minutes of my day, curling iron.

R-Dizzle: 98!

99!

100!

Such an easy warm-up for me.

Ryan: You did 3 curls.

R-Dizzle: What?!

Ryan: I mean, you started counting at 98, so you technically only did 3 curls.

R-Dizzle: You trying to make me angry?

Ryan: What, no, you're clearly the toughest guy I know! I know better than to do that!

R-Dizzle: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Ryan: No please R-Dizzle, you're too cool and strong and you can read gooder than me!

R-Dizzle: Too late. *yells*

Ryan: Oh no, I have to stop him from being so strong and cool!

*grunt*

R-Dizzle: Is that all you got?

Ryan: Ohhh no!

*monstrous yell*

Ryan: Seriously?

R-Dizzle: What?

Ryan: That is just as unrealistic as Regina's story.

I know that didn't happen, you even put ME in the story!

R-Dizzle: Well if you don't want to be in it next time, don't throw a weight at my face!

Regina: Yeah, why would you even do that?

R-Dizzle: Right?

Ryan: Hanate, please tell me your story is even somewhat believable.

Hanate: SOOO there I was, it was the year 2000 and 10

Announcer: Next up, team Canada!

Coach 1: Hanate, I need you to focus okay, we need you to get the perfect score

in order for us to take home the gold medal.

Coach 2: This is what you trained for, this is what you worked for, your whole life!

I believe in you, hard!

Coach 1: You can do this.

Coach 2: So hard!

Hanate: Don't worry coaches, I got this.