- OUR FAMILY IS VERY BUSY.

一刻不得閒啊

IT'S A VERY BUSY COUPLE OF WEEKS AT THE AFFLECK HOUSE.

最近這幾個禮拜，我們艾佛列克家真的很忙

- BUSY TIME. - YEAH.

-異常忙碌 -是的

- SO YOU HAVE TWO MOVIES OUT. - YES.

-你推出 2 部新電影 -沒錯

- BEN HAS THE NUMBER ONE--

班有一部電影，票房第一...

- HE HAS A LITTLE MOVIE. - HE HAS A LITTLE MOVIE.

喔，他主演的那部小電影

- IT'S JUST, LIKE, A-- YEAH, I MEAN,

有點像是...嗯...

HE DOES TECHNICALLY HAVE A MOVIE OUT, BUT--

他的確有部電影推出啦，不過...

- BUT JUST ONE. - YEAH.

-也才一部 -是

BUT I'VE GOT TWO. - TWO.

-但我有 2 部新電影 -2 部

RIGHT, SO YOU WIN.

沒錯，所以你贏他

- SO, I MEAN, IT'S LIKE, WHATEVER.

嗯...就像...總之...隨便

- NOW, HE SEEMS TO BE DOING WELL WITH THAT LITTLE MOVIE.

他的那部小電影，票房表現傑出

IT'S THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN THE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.

現在全國票房第一

- I KNOW. HOW ABOUT THAT? - CONGRATULATIONS.

-嗯，怎麼？ -恭喜

- WE'RE REALLY EXCITED. - SO NOW, ARE YOU COMPETITIVE?

我們都很興奮 -你有在和他較勁嗎？

ARE YOU GONNA TRY TO KNOCK HIM DOWN?

有想要打敗他嗎？

- WELL, "MEN, WOMEN & CHILDREN,"

嗯...《雲端男女》

THIS COOL LITTLE MOVIE I DID WITH JASON REITMAN,

這電影很棒，由我和導演傑森‧瑞特曼合作完成

IS OPEN IN FOUR THEATERS.

在4間影院上映

BUT, YES, I MEAN, BOY.

不過，你也知道....

NEXT WEEKEND? WHOA.

下禮拜見真章

IT'S GONNA BE - WHOO! BAD.

我一定會...擊敗他...

- THOSE FOUR THEATERS ARE GONNA TAKE ALL THE MONEY.

這4間戲院會場場爆滿

- YEAH, POOR "GONE GIRL." IT'S GONNA BE GONE...

是啊，《控制》可能撐不了多久

- YEAH, THAT'S A SHAME.

是啊，真可惜

-NOW...GIRL. - GIRL.

-好，女孩 -女孩

- NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT - CAN WE TALK ABOUT "GONE GIRL"

能聊聊《控制》這部電影嗎

JUST FOR A SECOND, BECAUSE...

稍微聊一下，因為...

- SURE.

當然

- MAYBE WHY - THE REASON IT'S NUMBER ONE IS,

這部電影票房這麼棒，搞不好是因爲...

HE'S SHOWING HIS--

你老公在裡頭有露...

- HIS PENIS. - HIS--YEAH.

-他的大鵰 -他的...對...

- MM-HMM. MM-HMM. - YEP.

-嗯 -是的

- I THINK YOU'RE PROBABLY ON TO SOMETHING,

我想，你可能大概知道了

AND I JUST - I MEAN, WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IS,

所以我...我要說的很簡單

YOU'RE WELCOME.

就是「別客氣啦」

AND-

還有...

[cheers and applause]

[全場歡呼、鼓掌]

YOU KNOW, I JUST - I TRY TO CONSIDER MYSELF

你知道的，我希望自己能夠....

A CHARITABLE PERSON, AND I WANTED TO GIVE BACK.

樂善好施，我想要回饋社會

YOU GIVE ME SO MUCH,

你們給予我這麼多

I WANTED TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK TO ALL OF YOU.

我想要回報恩情給大家，見者有份

WE CERTAINLY APPRECIATE IT.

大家都感激不盡

- UH-HUH. I KNOW YOU DO.

嗯嗯，我知道你們很滿意

- NOW, FORGIVE ME IF I DON'T KNOW THIS.

若我說錯請原諒

IS THIS THE FIRST TIME HE'S BEEN FRONTAL NUDE

這是他第一次全面全裸嗎？

IN A FILM?

在電影裡頭

- UM, OUTSIDE OF OUR...

嗯..除了我們自己拍的...

- THE FILMS THAT YOU DO AT HOME, YEAH.

除了你們在家拍的以外

- OUTSIDE OF OUR VERY RACY FILMS? -FILMS AT HOME.

若把在家拍著玩的...那些影片排除掉的話 -家裡的影片

- YES. - YEAH.

-是 -嗯

NOW - AND DID HE - WAS HE NERVOUS ABOUT IT?

那他反應如何？他會不自在嗎？

WERE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT IT?

你們會覺得不妥嗎？

DID YOU TALK ABOUT IT?

有聊過這事嗎？

- YEAH, IT WAS A DISCUSSION.

他有提過

IT WAS LIKE, "HEY, YOU KNOW, AT WORK TODAY,

我記得，他說「欸，今天拍片時

FINCHER TALKED ME INTO COMING OUT OF THE SHOWER."

導演想要拍我出浴鏡頭」

AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, COOL.

我的回應就像「是喔，很棒啊

WELL, I HOPE HE HAD ON A WIDE LENS."

希望他用廣角拍，會更雄偉」

I MEAN, YOU KNOW. - YEAH.

-你也知道 -是

- IF YOU'RE GONNA GO THERE, ELLEN,

既然你那麼愛問的話...

YOU HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY THERE.

就很難控制話題走向

YOU CAN'T ASK ME TO TALK ABOUT THIS AND NOT JUST

話不可能說一半

BE READY FOR WHATEVER.

要有心理準備

- OH, I'M READY. BRING IT.

喔，我早有準備，放馬過來吧

- OKAY, ALL RIGHT. - BRING IT.

-好啊 -出招吧