that you might be alone?

你可能單身一輩子

Maybe you need a backup plan.

也許你需要一個後備方案

If we're still single by 30

如果我們到了30歲都還單身

let's get married.

我們倆就結婚吧

- Yeah, okay. - [laughs]

- 嗯，好

Wait, what?

等等，你說什麼?

Isn't it your birthday or something?

那不是你生日還是什麼的?

In fact, it is.

事實上，是呀

- Thirty. - Thirty.

-30歲 -30歲

- 3-0. - Dirty thirty!

-3-0 -好噁的30歲！

- Joanna? - Peter!

- 喬安娜? -彼得！

Do you remember our pact?

還記得我們的約定嗎?

I am 30 in five months.

再過五個月我就滿30歲了

Let's help each other date,

讓我們互相幫忙確定

knowing we can fall back on a friendship.

知道我們可以回復到單純的朋友關係

Wow, that is the most stupidest thing I've ever heard.

哇，這可是我聽過最蠢的事

To setting each other up.

互相挖洞給對方跳

Cheers.

乾杯

Dating is a numbers' game.

約會是數字遊戲

I'm literally just swiping them away.

我很直接地把各種約會都滑開

I just wanna skip the dating

我只想跳過約會

and get straight to the relationship part.

直接跳到兩人關係的部分

Uh, I wanna get off apps.

啊，我要移除這些惱人的應用程式

I wanna get on the apps.

我可是要用它們

To Peter and his waning youth.

敬彼得和他漸逝的青春

Turned up!

開大聲一點

You ready to party like you're 21?

準備好參加一個像你21歲時的生日舞會了嗎?

I'm ready to party like I'm 30.

我準備好開30歲的生日舞會了

That was unreal.

這不是真的

This was probably goodbye sex for us.

很可能是我們的分手砲

What?

什麼?

A guy calls up his ex

這傢伙打電話給他的前女友

right before his wedding?

在他結婚的前一夜

How have you been?

你怎麼樣呀?

I'm supposed to be your girlfriend.

我應該當你的女友才對

You are!

你是呀！

What are we?

那我們算什麼?

You married the person that always has your back.

你娶了個會永遠支持你的人

Maybe the pact's too confusing.

也許當年的約定讓人很迷惑

Maybe I should just call it off.

也許我該把它取消

Are you serious, Joanna?

你是認真的嗎，喬安娜?

You married the person you can't imagine not being in your life.

你娶了個你生命中無法想像的人

We only had one rule,

我們只有一項規定

to be upfront with each other.

就是彼此坦誠

- Have you been? - Have you?!

你有嗎? 你有嗎?

You married your best friend.

你娶了你最好的朋友

What about the pact?

我們的約定是什麼?