Ma name is Pewdiepie

呃。。。

Pewds : Uhh...

今天我本來是要和marzia玩一個遊戲的

Pewds : So today...

但是她今天沒空

Pewds : I was going to play a game with Marzia...

所以。。。

Pewds: but she's not available...

（呵！）

Pewds : Sooo Uhmm...

（Felix!）

'Marzia': Bruh!...

Marzia?

Marzia : Felixx !!

我今天有空哦bro

Pewds: Marzia?

噢，抱歉

'Marzia': I'm available bruh!

我沒有。。。（尷尬笑）

Pewds: (Laughs) Oh I'm sorry

你來了耶

Pewds: I didn't realize...

妳看起來。。。不錯（尷尬笑）

Pewds : You were here !

（苦笑）

You look... goo..good

你會讓我motorboat（有特殊含意哦）你嗎？

*sax music*

bro 你想motorboat嗎？

Don't ! Please... (laughs)

oh fu＊k

Were you going to let me motorboat you?

不要

'Marzia': Bruh, you wanna motorboat? (poses)

你。。你不能在youtube這樣做啊

(Pewds laughs increasingly more uncomfortably)

marzia

*more sax music*

bro

*nip slip*

shhhh

Pewds: nooo... well... you can't do that on YouTube..

我媽在看耶，拜託

Marzia!

come on

'Marzia': Bruh

我媽也在看啊

Pewds: (shushes) My mum is watching... please... come on...

Pewds:我們。。我們本來是要。。。 Brad: 義大利

'Marzia': My mum is watching too!

義大利。。好吧 （請殺了我吧）

Marzia: Italia Pewds: We suppose... Italia.. okay..

我們今天要玩一個遊戲，叫push me push you (其實是push me pull you)

Pewds: But we're gonna play a game called push me, push you...

這款遊戲才剛剛推出

Pewds : Its just come out...

很酷的樣子

Pewds : Its really cool, I think you're really gonna like this game

我想你一定會喜歡的

Marzia: We played this...

我們在。。。在床上玩過這個遊戲呢

Marzia : In uhh...

這個遊戲，有點像catdog（一半貓一半狗的生物，也是一部美國卡通片）

Marzia : In bed

然後我來做貓，你來做狗

Pewds: So in this game...

什麼是catdog

Pewds : Ahh its kinda like cat dog

catdog是一部來自。。（被打斷）的卡通片

Pewds : And I'll be the cat and you'll be the dog

我是意大利來的

Marzia: What is catdog?

那裏沒有卡通片

Pewds: Catdog is the cartoon from the nin...

OK （請殺了我吧）

Marzia: I'm from Italy, they don't have a cartoon..

well，我要做左邊的那個

Pewds: Okay

okay，我是禿頭的那個

Pewds : Well...

你喜歡我的頭髮嗎

Pewds : I'm gonna be...

yeah，no，你看起來很漂亮。。。

Pews : Ahh..

你喜歡嗎

Pewsd : The one on the left..

yeah，你。。。你。你看起來真的很棒勒

Pewds : Okay so I'm

這是為你而換的哦（指裙子）

Pewds : I'm the bald guy...

不，那看起來是同一條（裙子）

Marzia: You like my hair ?

（上次brad來的時候也是穿這一條）

Pewds : Yeah , no , you look good...

你喜歡我的胸嗎（噴）

Marzia: You like it ??

如果你有的話

Pewds : Yeah , you look ... you look really good ...

(驚愕)

Marzia : Its change for you ?

okay

Pewds : No , it looks the same

brad: 哪個看起來像我的髮型 pews: 那個

Marzia : You like my breast ?

這很重要

Pewds : If you had any * triggered *

yeah，我知道

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

這完全就是（真正的）marzia會做的事

( lol Marzia's face )

yeah，我也知道

Pewds : Okay

（o.o突然男生）咳咳，抱歉老兄(mate)

Pewds : Ahh...

okay 我是左邊這個人

Pewds : My hair is bacon

omg 這真的很怕怕耶

Marzia : Which... which one look like my hair ?

你說得對，這真的很嚇人

Pewds : That one

pews：噢，這好小 brad:奇怪的東西 ouch

Marzia : Alright , its important !

噁～

Pewds ; Yeah I know it is

(怪叫)

Marzia : This is the type of thing that Marzia actually does

粉色隊要將球保持在這個區域

Pewds : Yeah , I know it is...

紫色隊則要把球保持在這個區域

Brad : Uh huh...

okay

Brad : Sorry mate

alright，哪個是我

* Pewds proscessing *

你是紫色隊伍的

Pewds : Okay , so I am this guy

brad:把球保持在我自己這邊，還是你那邊？ pews: 對對

Pewds : On the left

不！這是我的球

Marzia : Omg it is so creepyyy...

走開

Pewds : Yes... They're...(laughin)

yeah，你也被我捉到了

Pewds : Yes , that is creepy alright

哈哈哈

Pewds : Oh I'm so tiny ... Marzia : Wierdest thing...

wtf？

Pewds : Urgg ... Marzia : Ouuch ...

marzia，求你別這樣

Marzia : How did you do this ...

你竟敢

Pewds : Urrggg ...

marzia, 我一定要贏

Marzia : UUUUURRRGGG

我才是男人，fu*k sake

Pewds : Uh huh ...

我要怎麼移動我的身體

Pewds : Okay pink team ...

噢，你拿到一分了，幹

Pewds : Keep the ball on here ...

pewds: 你能不要。。。 brad: yeah (超man)

Pewds : Purple team keep the ball on here ...

噢，(球)在我這邊了呢, marzia

Pewds : Okay

你要怎麼辦呢

Marzia : Alright which one am I ?

我要把球偷回來

Pewds : You are the purple team

噢，真的嗎

Marzia : Keep the ball on my own side or yours ? Pewds : Yeah

你必須要讓我。。

Pewds : Yeah , no my side , your side ...

你不可以欺負我，我是你的女票耶

Pewds : No , its my ball

我的球

Marzia : Stay away...

噢～～

Marzia : Yayyy got you caught too...

我拿到(球)了

Marzia super cute laugh : ha ha ha

不！

Pewds : Wtf ...

把我的球還給我

Pewds : Marzia please ...

為什麼你只玩過一次就這麼厲害

Marzia : How dare you ?

噢

Pewds : Marzia I have to win !

come on

Pewds : I am the man !

進來這裡

Pewds : Fuck sake ...

（聽不懂）

Pewds : Ohh !

這就對了，又拿一分！

Pewds : Oh you got a point ... fuck it ..

fu*k you marzia

Pewds : Can you sto... Marzia : YEEEAAAAHHHHH

（吼～～）

Pewds : Ohhh it's on my side now Marzia !!

耶

Pewds : What you gonna do bout det

marzia， 你的喉嚨感覺怎麼樣

Marzia : I will steal the ball back ...

其實每次用這種聲音說話都很痛

Pewds : Aw really ?

不過這是值得的

Marzia : You have to let me

因為我的粉絲正看著cutiepie (marzia)

Marzia : You're not allowed to bully me I am your girlfriend !

cutiepie

Pewds : MA BALL !

所有的cutiepie粉絲都在看著呢

Marzia : Your balls from you !!

你說得對

Pewds : AWWW

我拿著球哦

Marzia : Yeah I got it !

fu*k sake

Pewds : NO !

噢～～

Marzia : Look at dis !

oh 我在你擅長的遊戲打敗了你哦 marzia

Pewds : Give me ma balls back !

pewds:讓我推你，讓我推你。。

Pewds : Why are you legitimately good at this game for once ?

（色色的聲音）

Pewds : Oh ...

yeahhhhhhhhhh

Pewds : Come on

不，marzia，別這樣

Pewds : Get in here !

別難過

Marzia: I am not suspiciously better today

你把我弄哭了 pewds

marzia : There we go ..

（＄％&／＊&&％）

Marzia : I get another point !

別噴我的nipples（／／／）

Pewds : Fuck you Marzia !

我的新髮型現在全被毀了

Marzia : UUHHHHHHHHHHOOO

marzia別傷心，你很漂亮耶

Marzia : YEEEEAHHHHH ! ( like a man )

現在就像north pole裡他哭的情節

Pewds : How does your voice feel Marzia ?

brad：你有看過north pole 裡的情節。。。

Marzia : It is actually really hurt every time I have to do this ...

pewds：我看過north pole brad：你看了下雨時kiss的那部分了？

Marzia : But its worth it because ...

你現在就是想分散我注意力讓我輸

Marzia : Because my fans are watching CutiePie

不！fu*k, 別。。別

Marzai : CutiePies

走開啦

Pewds : All your CutiePies are watching yeah ...

你要在這個遊戲裡被摧毀咯 bro

Pewds : Yeah you're right ...

幹，放開啦

Marzia : I have the ball

神馬？！

pewds : Ahh forr fuck sake ...

what

Marzia : You do no...

yeah

Pewds : Aww I'm doin...

yeah

Pewds : I beat at your owwn game Marzia !

到你哭了，bitch

( can't hear the fuk is Marzia talkin about )

pewds：啊，我好傷心 brad：這就對了

pewds : Let me push you ...

brad：哭吧

( Sound of Pewds and Marzia cuddling )

brad：哭啊 哭啊 小賤人

Pewds : YEAAAAAHHHH

yeah

Pewds : No Marzia please...

繼續哭啊 bitch

pewds : Don't be sad

brad: 我會把你的眼淚都舔乾淨的(噁) pewds：我錯了

Marzia : You make a me crya Pewds !

呃。。。呃。。

( Italian ?? )

又要遮住我的nipples了

Marzia : Don't spray my niaepples !!

你腦子是有問題啊，穿好衣服啊

Marzia : My new hairstyle is all ruined...

我會弄髒它們的哦（o.o）

Marzia : ...a now...

omg

Pewds : Don't be sad Marzia ...

你不喜歡我的nipples嗎？？

Pewds : You're so beautiful !

我不。。我不喜歡

Marzia : Just like the scene in the Notebook when its a ...

它們。。是真的嗎

Marzia : Crying !

yeah，你要舔舔嗎

Marzia : Have you seen the film The Notebook when a ...

為了增加收視率

Pewds : I have seen The Notebook

試過你就忘不了的哦

Marzia : Kissing in the rain ?

純碎為了好玩 我考慮了一下

Pewds : You just distracting me from losing...

不過還是不要了

Pewds : No , for fuck ... please ...

我才不要做那種事

Pewds : Please jusst get off me !

一試難忘哦

Marzia : You are getting rekt at this game bro ...

pewds:你絕對會讓我做的 這才是最怪 brad: 我會讓你做的哦 yeah

Pewds : Fuckin let go...

噁～～～～～～

Pewds : What ??

戰爭結束後我就沒再見過你了

Marzia : Rekt noob...

我。。。我每天都給你寫信耶

Marzia : What ... Yeah !!

我們來親親和抱抱吧

Marzia : YEAH !!

好啊

Marzia : Your time to cry bitch !

噁～～～～～

Marzia : Yeah thats right ! Pewds : Ahh I'm so sad !

brad:我好愛你喔 pewds: marzia我也很愛你

Marzia : You fuckin cry ... Pewds : I'm so sad !

噢。。我好。。愛你喔

Mrrzia : You fuckin cry bitch ! Pewds : Marzia please !

brad: 我們可以弄個完美的漩渦(?) pewds:我們變成圈圈了耶

Marzia : YEAH !!!

brad: 漩渦～～ pewds:我們成了蝸牛耶

Marzia : Cry more bitch !

誰贏了這個 今晚他就可以做任何事(床上)

Pewds : I'm so sorry Marzia : Crying all the tears I'll lick'em up !

okay

Marzia : Just need to cover my nipples again ...

我會讓你贏的

pewds : Hey cover your self up what the fuck is wrong with you ?

我想被你「做任何事」哦 you little bitch

Marzia : I will blurr them ! Pewds : Omg

你不能搶走這個球

Marzia : You don't like them ??

marzia，這是我的球哦

Pewds : No , I don't like them

你知道的

Pewds : Are they real ?

marzia，我們談過這個的

Marzia : Yeah you want to lick it ?

不，這是我的球

Marzia : Forr the views ...

噢，你是對的

Marzia : You can never come back from this ...

這才是真感情

Pewds : I consider it for like the fun but ...

pewds:我的球(色)是你的了 brad: 這才是情侶關係存在的意義

Pewds : ... but no I'm not fuckin do that shit !

pewds: 讓我摸摸你 marzia

Marzai : You can never come back !

come on 讓我摸摸你嘛

Pewds : You would let me do it thats the fuckin weird part dude !

在我沒考慮好之前別碰我

Pewds : MUUUUUUUAAAAAARRRRR Marzia : MUUUUUUUUAAAAAAARRRR

come on marzia

Marzia : I haven't seen you since the war ...

別。碰。我

Pewds : Well ... I wrote you every single day !

不

Pewds : Lets hug and kiss

這就是我怎麼做的了

Pewds : MUUUUUAAARRRR Marzia : MUUUUUAAAAARRRR

你輸了的話 我就找個新的女票了喔

Marzia : I love you so maaach !

（嚴肅）

Pewds : I love you too Marzia !

你不應該拿那個開玩笑！

Pewds : Ohhhhh the love is so strong !

我錯了我錯了。。。快來玩嘛

Pewds : Ohhh we're circle ...

妳在讓我贏啊

Pewds : We're snail !

我沒有

Pewds : Who ever wins this one ...

你有！

Mariza : Will be the dominate one to night ...

這不公平！！

Marzia : Okay

yeah

Pewds : Uh huh

你作弊！

Marzia : And I will let you win

你說了好多過分的話。。

Marzia : I would like to be dominated by you for once you litte hoe...

pewds: 對不起啦 brad:讓我把它們遮住。。

Marzia : you can not TAKE THIS BALL !!

fu*k 快點遮住啦

Pewds : Nahh its my ball Marzia

brad: 我正在做啊 pewds: 遮住啦 女人

Pewds : You know that ...

okay。。最後的機會咯 marzia

Pewds : We talked about the balls Marzia

我快贏了哦

Marzia : No they are mY balls

噢 是嗎

Pewds : Oh yeah you're right ...

yes

Marzia :That is how this relationship work

你真的快贏了嗎？

Pewds : That is how , you have my balls, you're right

yes

Marzia : Thats how this whole relationship work

你不。。。你贏了

Pewds : Oh Marzia let me touch you

怎麼贏這個遊戲啊

Pewds : Come on Marzia let me touch you ...

因為。。我很擅長打遊戲啊

Marzia : You can not touch me without my consent

突然就

Pewds : C'mon Marzia !

yeah

Marzia : Don't touch me !

不！bro

Pewds : Thats how its done Marzia ! Marzia : NO ! No !

yeah bro

Pewds : I'll get a new girlfriend if you don't win this game ...

yeah bro

Marzia : You sould not joke about that stuff Pewds ...

felix！

Pewds : I'm sorry ... I'm sorry (x3) ... come back and play

yeah 怎麼啦

Pewds : You're letting me win !

yeah

Marzia : No !!! Pewds : YEAH !

stop！

Marzia : This is unfair !

停止什麼？

Pewds : YEAAAH ! Marzia : You cheated !!

你很色耶

Marzia : You said real life painful thing to me !

你才不是我的女票

Pewds : I'm , I'm sorry , don't be ...

你不是。。噢。。

Marzia : My nipples are coming out again ! Pewds : No !

你在被我推走哦

Pewds : Just cover yourself up ! Marzia : I'm trying !

不！

Pewds : Cover yourself woman Marzia : I'm trying to recover again ...

我就快贏了哦

Pewds : Alright , L ... l ... last chance Marzia ...

不不不

Marzia : No I'm winning ...

回到紫色的區域裡去！

Pewds : Are you really tho ... ?

不。。不進去

Marzia : Yes !

進去紫色的區域啦

Pewds : Are you really tho ? Marzia : Yes !

come on

Pewds : Are you ...

yeah

Pewds : Oh you are ...

不～～～～～～

Pewds : How do you WIN at this game ?

啊～（慘叫）

Marzia : Coz I am so good at video games all of a sudden ...

可恥耶你

Pewds : YEAH !!! Marzia : H...hey !

無恥！

Marzia : Hey ! Pewds : Ahhh

我現在像午夜凶鈴的那個女孩嗎

Marzia : No bro you ruined it Pewds : Yeah BRO !

你確實很像（笑）

Pewds : YEAH BRO !

你喜歡我今天的妝嗎

Marzia : Felix!

yeah 你看上去真的很漂亮

Pewds : Yeah whatsup ?

我有很漂亮的下顎線條哦

Marzia : Stop !

看這輪廓

Pewds : Yep

yeah 我知道 很不錯

Marzia : Stop !

你可能要。。。。呃。。

Pewds : Stop what ?

當我沒說過吧

Marzia : You're nasty !

（曖昧的眼神）

Pewds : You're not my girlfriend

你覺得我漂亮嗎

Marzia : Look !

yes（好弱）

pewds : You're not ... Oh god !

你～喜～歡～我～嗎

Marzia : You're being pushed away ...

當然。。。

Pewds : No ... no ... no , nonononono ... Marzia : Yeah I'm gonna win !

那誰贏了？

Marzia : Back in to the purple !

我啊

Pewds : No , not a ... back in !!

誰才是真正的贏家呢

Marzia : Back into the purple ! Pewds : Come on !

我啊。。

Marzia :YEAAAH Pewds : NOOOOOO !!!

誰贏了你的心呢

Marzia : YEAAAAAAHHHHHUHHHH

你啊。。

Marzia : Waaahaaaa !!

okay

( wtfukkk ??? )

那我們現在能走了嗎

Pewds : Shame on you !

yeah 我們。。。

Pewds : Shame on you !!

我餓了！

Marzia : Do I look like the girl from The Ring ?

我們要去餵puga（pewds的狗）

Pewds : You do !

okay

Marzia : Did you like my make up today ?

好了，我們要去餵puga啦

Pewds : Uhh, Yeah , you look really good ... Marzia : I get my self a nice jawline ...

非常感謝你觀看這部影片

Marzia : Contour Pewds : Yeah , I know , its nice !

給個讚哦

Pewds : You might wanna ...

給個讚哦親

pewds : Uhmm ...

這對我們的頻道真的有很大的幫助

Pewds : Nothin ...

謝謝你的訂閱

Marzia : You think I look beautiful ?

你可以看看我的頻道

Pewds : Yes

cutiepiemarzia

Marzia : You like meeee ?

就像往常的一樣