same route same time

每天晚上 Elliot 都準備好他慢跑的水

Every night Elliot prepares himself a drink for the jog

這剛好是 Elliot 的水 他隔夜放著保持冰涼

This happens to be Elliot's drink

我在網路上看到 如果在水中滴入兩滴眼藥水

Which has been left overnight nice and cold

會造成腹瀉

I found out on the internet

我也不知道是不是真的 也不瞭解到底安不安全

That if you add eye drops to a drink then drink them

但是對 Elliot...

It can cause diarrhea

抱歉了!兄弟!

How true this is I don't know

我已經一直躲在車裡 整個早上了 現在已經12:40 Elliot 差不多要出門了

And if it's safe I definitely don't know

我要快速的經過他!

But because it's Elliot

好消息是我等他出門才開始計畫 所以他並不知道我跟蹤他

Sorry bro

我們遇上了一個問題 我不知道 Elliot 在哪 我真的不知道他現在在哪裡

So I've been hiding in the car all the morning

但是他有帶著他的 iPhone 所以我可以用我的 iPhone 找到他

And its 12:08 now and he's just making a move

我抓到你了( ～'ω')～

I'm just gonna drive past him quickly

喔不╮(╯_╰)╭

The good thing is I only bought this car two weeks ago

嘔....

So he doesn't even know what the number plate is

嘔.....

*laughing*

他在公共場所大便....

So the problem is I've actually lost Elliot

他在馬路上慢跑!

and I don't have a clue where he is

喔!不!有警察過來了! 有警察經過(′c_`)

But on the other hand he does have an iPhone

Elliot 你在幹嘛?

which has Find My iPhone

那你在那邊幹嘛?

So

我來買牛奶啊

I got you boy

Elliot 你怎麼在雜草邊大便(σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ

there he is

Ben 因為我拉肚子好嗎?

*laughing*

我現在跑到哪裡 拉到哪 然後他們現在開始叫我 逃跑的Glies

Oh no

Ban我要跑回去家裡了

He's not

Elliot 停下來吧... 嘔╮(╯_╰)╭

He's having a poo in public

Elliot 你腳上的那些是什麼啊??

He's running on the road

不要再拍了(′c_`)

What is he doing

你怎麼了?

Oh no oh no the police

出去! （飆高音

The police

給我出去!!!!!

The police

Elliot 你到底怎麼了啊???

Elliot what are you doing

我拉肚子了!!!!

Elliot: What are you doing here

我拉肚子了!Ben(′c_`)

Ben: I'm buying milk

好啦....

Ben: Elliot why are you taking a poo Elliot: Come here you piece of shit

Elliot 冷靜點好不好... 手機都被你打掉了

Ben: Elliot why are you taking a poo in the bush

這個一件就要26英鎊耶!! (1200台幣 290港幣

Elliot: Cause Ben I've got diarrhea okay

Elliot 別再喝那個了.... 那只會讓你腹瀉更嚴重...

Elliot: Ben if I walk in there Ben

為什麼???

I'll be shitting myself while I'm going through

因為我在裡面加了眼藥水(˙ω˙)

and they'll call me Runny Giles

為什麼你要這麼做???

Ben cut the crap I'm running the rest of the way home

去Google吧! Elliot(σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ

Ben: Elliot come on stop it

你為什麼要這麼做?

Elliot your

你去Google一下吧( ～'ω')～

Elliot whats that on the back of your leg

我會的!!

Elliot: STOP RECORDING

我查是瀉藥....

Ben: Whats that Elliot

媽!有JJ快看快看啊~

Elliot

你這個混蛋

Honestly

Elliot!!!

Elliot what's happening

Elliot: GET OUT

GET OUT

Ben: Elliot whats the matter with you

Elliot: I've got diarrhea

I've got diarrhea Ben

Ben: All right Elliot

ELLIOT

Elliot

You nearly knocked my phone out of my hand

Elliot: They're stained

They're £36 a pair

Ben: Elliot

Elliot: You're stupid stuff Ben: Quit drinking that Elliot

Ben: Elliot stop drinking that

It's just gonna make you iller

Elliot: Why

Ben: Because I put

Because I put

I put

eye drops in the water that's why

Elliot

Elliot: Why would you do that

Ben: Google it Elliot

Elliot: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Ben: Just Google it

Just Google it

Elliot: Fine then I will

Ben: *mouths* He's in the toilet

Elliot: Eye drops in water is it Ben

YOU PIECE OF SHHH

Ben: ELLIOT