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  • - There will be poo.

  • - [Nick] You're in a comfy fucking bathroom.

  • I'm here in some frickin dungeon.

  • I feel, in a couple of hours, I am gonna

  • lose feeling in my hand, but that's fine because

  • that's not the worst that's gonna happen today, I feel.

  • - Well, you've already lost your dignity.

  • - I challenge anyone to find something

  • that's more rock bottom than this.

  • I'm straight.

  • - I'm gay.

  • - I'm white.

  • - I'm a person of color.

  • - I'm a meat eater.

  • - I don't eat meat.

  • - Left-handed.

  • - Right-handed.

  • - Cat hater.

  • - Cat lover.

  • - Anna Kendrick.

  • - Lizzy Caplan.

  • - I am looking most forward to, in 24 hours,

  • being un-cuffed.

  • - Same, that's the one thing we have in common!

  • - Yay.

  • Call me old-fashioned, but I'm not a big fan

  • of being handcuffed to someone while I take a dump.

  • - As a gay woman, it's gonna be interesting

  • having Nick, of all men, in the shower as I shower,

  • in my bed as I sleep.

  • I must be a little bit sadistic to have

  • come up with this idea.

  • Okay, it's 10:00.

  • - [Nick] Where did you get these cuffs from?

  • - [Female] The sex store, are you ready?

  • - [Nick] No.

  • Three, two, one.

  • I put 'em on way too fucking tight.

  • I'm sorry, I'm not really the one

  • to know how handcuffs work.

  • - I can tell, Vanilla Spice.

  • Just to prove that we won't be cheating at any point,

  • I'm gonna hand this key to our fellow colleague.

  • - The power.

  • - We are going to still do the things

  • that we do everyday.

  • - Masturbate.

  • - No, we are not fucking doing that.

  • - Lovely.

  • Nick has just told me some terrible news.

  • - Well, it's time for the gym and I can't change

  • my day-to-day routine, so I'm going with Tenya.

  • - [Tenya] Our first adventure out.

  • - People might think you're like a really kinky couple.

  • - Nick keeps trying to hide our handcuffs.

  • Why are you ashamed about our handcuffs?

  • - I've never been more embarrassed in my life

  • than this moment right here.

  • - We're four hours in.

  • - [Nick] We went to the gym.

  • We had a great time at the gym.

  • - [Tenya] It was horrible.

  • - [Nick] Yeah, it was actually really not good.

  • This is the worst fucking thing I have ever done.

  • (popping noises)

  • - Do you wanna die?

  • This sucks!

  • What?

  • You have rice on your shirt.

  • - My wrist hurts.

  • Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.

  • - Oh my fucking God.

  • - 20 hours to go, bam!

  • - Nick just told me some amazing news.

  • - I have to pee.

  • - [Tenya] Everyone, Nick's weeing.

  • - [Voiceover] Where are you going?

  • - [Voiceover] Well done, you did it!

  • - [Voiceover] I'll pray for you.

  • - Welcome to the home of privilege, the male bathroom.

  • I need you to get a little bit closer.

  • - [Tenya] Are you weeing now?

  • - [Nick] Yeah, no.

  • There we go.

  • - Yay, proud of you.

  • - So, that happened.

  • - [Tenya] The first wee of the day.

  • - How was it?

  • - [Tenya] It just felt like my brother was weeing

  • in front of me.

  • - So, Tenya needs to go to the toilet.

  • In this last cubicle here, there's a little secret hatch.

  • - What?

  • - Yeah, and I can sneak in here.

  • - Bye Nick.

  • - [Nick] Bye.

  • - [Tenya] Don't look.

  • - I'm not looking.

  • I can't see anything.

  • It's like a fucking horror movie in here.

  • You're in a comfy fucking bathroom.

  • I'm here in some frickin dungeon.

  • - The fragility of a man.

  • (somber music)

  • I just wanna be alone now.

  • - How long to go?

  • - 18 hours.

  • - The hardest thing hasn't even begun.

  • Bed, showering, someone's gonna

  • have to shit eventually.

  • So, I haven't had a coffee today

  • because coffee leads to ya know?

  • - Nick, just accept the fact that you're

  • gonna have to poo, okay?

  • - Nope, not gonna poo.

  • - I have.

  • I've accepted that.

  • - What do you wanna do now?

  • - Beer.

  • We're gonna go out now.

  • - Ten, where are we going?

  • - Lesbian bar in Yutan.

  • I'm a bit worried that we're not gonna be

  • allowed into bars with these handcuffs,

  • so we might have to hold hands

  • and pretend that we're friends.

  • (upbeat music)

  • I don't have words for the smell in this

  • toilet right now.

  • The bathroom we were just in was about

  • 50 poo's worth of stench.

  • I'm really over this now, Nick.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Hi!

  • - So, last night, we were out having some drinks

  • with some friends and we had to go to a bathroom.

  • - It was the fifth time he had to urinate

  • in that 30 minutes that we were there.

  • - I was drinking, the seal was broken.

  • - And we go outside and there's a whole bunch

  • of security waiting for us and they say,

  • "We can't have you going in there.

  • "We don't know what you're doing."

  • And I think he saw the defeat in my eyes.

  • I just said, "Look mate, we're handcuffed.

  • "I really had no other choice."

  • And he looked at me with so much empathy

  • and he just said, "It's fine, don't worry about it,"

  • and walked away.

  • Obviously, this was a very painful experience.

  • I don't wanna be here.

  • - [Nick] Home.

  • - Nick, no offense, but umm.

  • - [Nick] It's clean, it's definitely clean.

  • - Look dude, I had to watch you like

  • piss about 10 times today, so the least

  • that you can give me is my own bed.

  • - Are you gonna pay for the cab to yours?

  • - Yes, I will pay triple.

  • - Alright, sweet.

  • We're at Tenya's house

  • and we're like halfway there

  • and the rest is like, sleeping,

  • so it should be on the home stretch.

  • - I'm pretty sure I could actually fall asleep

  • with you next to me, which is

  • something I never thought I would say.

  • - Or most women, it's fine.

  • - Fair.

  • - [Nick] There's a cat.

  • - [Tenya] My room has a cat.

  • Your favorite.

  • - That's my bag.

  • So, I didn't pack PJ's.

  • That's my mistake and I'm going to be in the same place

  • 24 hours.

  • - And I'm gonna have to bleach my sheets.

  • - I'm not gonna fuckin' dirty them, come on.

  • - Oh, someone's gettin' a little bit touchy.

  • - [Nick] I just wanna go to bed.

  • I wanna get this whole shit behind me.

  • - I feel so dead inside right now.

  • - And now, the time we've all been waiting for,

  • bed.

  • - I need to wee.

  • - Fuck.

  • - [Tenya] This is a great trust exercise.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Let's go to bed.

  • - Yeah.

  • - My cat might get involved, just so you know.

  • (meow)

  • (snoring)

  • Why?

  • It's like I found my brother, son,

  • and enemy all at once.

  • - [Nick] Thank you?

  • - [Tenya] Wasn't a compliment.

  • Good morning, Nick.

  • I've been awake for hours.

  • Rise and shine.

  • So, in the night, you said, "Poo!

  • "Sup?"

  • Hey and Nick?

  • - Hmm?

  • - [Tenya] I filmed you snoring.

  • - How bad was it?

  • - Pretty bad.

  • - [Nick] Shower time.

  • - Oh, I'm holding his underwear.

  • (laughter)

  • Are you okay?

  • - I slipped.

  • - I've never gone into the shower

  • with a leather jacket on before.

  • It's really hard to like, wash your body properly

  • with one hand.

  • So, may I have a towel, please, kind sir?

  • - Where's the towel?

  • - Fuck!

  • Dude, I have to borrow your towel.

  • - Yeah, that's fine.

  • Easy.

  • Okay guys, you win, I'm gonna take a shit.

  • - [Tenya] Off we go.

  • How's it going?

  • - Really good.

  • - Ah, we just missed our train.

  • - Eight minutes to go, we've been waiting for this.

  • Into the studio.

  • I've gotta fart really bad.

  • - At least you're not pooing in front of me any more.

  • - What's gonna be the first thing you do

  • when you take these off?

  • - Get a pap smear.

  • - Oh.

  • - I feel like if you were in the room with me

  • while I was getting my pap smear now,

  • I wouldn't care any more.

  • - Yeah.

  • Once the ice is broken, we're like, "Yeah!

  • "I wanna do another pee," and Ten's like,

  • "Fuck yeah!

  • "I'm up for that!"

  • - We just started weeing with the bathroom door

  • wide open.

  • - Like a married couple.

  • Head magnet.

  • That's the alarm, it's 10:00.

  • - Oh my God, it's time!

  • - Holy shit!

  • - Oh my God.

  • - Do you wanna do mine, I'll do yours?

  • - [Tenya] This is like us exchanging our wedding vows,

  • but so much better.

  • Three, two, one.

  • (exhale)

  • Ready?

  • - Yeah.

  • Sweet, I'm going to the toilet.

  • Fuck.

  • - You know what?

  • I think that there are very few people

  • in the world that I could be handcuffed to for 24 hours

  • and the fact that you somehow made it happen

  • is testament to how good a person you are.

  • - We're never doing this again though.

  • Absolutely fucking not.

  • - Get off me.

  • - Yep.

- There will be poo.

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兩極對立被銬24小時 (Polar Opposites Get Handcuffed For 24 Hours)

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    Yang 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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