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Here we will learn true facts about the angler fish.
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The female angler fish comes in many shapes, colors and shades.
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Of ugly.
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It's like a rainbow
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of ugly.
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The male angler fish is tiny by comparison.
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Like a tiny a little baby.
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He attaches himself to the female by biting her and then digesting part of his face so he fuses with her flesh.
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He then atrophies, losing his digestive organs, brain, heart and eyes and winds up nothing more than a pair of gonads
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which release sperm when needed.
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Hey there, pretty lady, nice gonads!
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To the female angler fish, the human male is a very loud, annoying, and unnecessarily complicated pair of gonads.
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The angler fish is a master of disguise.
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Hiding itself among the sand and rocks of the ocean floor
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Here, an angler fish compares its camouflaging skills with that of a flounder, also a master
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holy crap! Did you see--? What the f--?!
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To hunt the angler fish waves things in front of its mouth that its prey is attracted to.
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Here the angler fish waves a lovely pashmina shawl, just the size for an unsuspecting shrimp.
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Here another one presents a lovely pair of leggings.
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And here, a decorative hat feather.
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Sadly, the shrimps and their vanity pay the ultimate price.
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Death.
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The deep sea angler fish collects glowy glowy bacteria in its wavy thing to create a tiny little light.
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Because its dark as hell down there
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and someone needs to light up that pretty, pretty lady.
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Oh, oh, that was so gross. Angler!
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Ohhhh! [laughter]
