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  • The other day I had an audition and it went really well...

  • Until the end when I opened up my dumb mouth and I said:

  • - "Umm, thanks so much. Shoul-should I exit here?"

  • (music stops)

  • The only freaking door in the room.

  • - Uh, yeah. Unless you want to walk through the walls, ah ah ah !

  • Freeze frame on my big stupid face.

  • Now the moment that question came out of my mouth I really wanted to take it back

  • but alas, sometimes you say some stupid shit and someone else was there to unfortunately hear it.

  • But luckily, I'm not the only person who does this, right?

  • Like one time, I told someone that my sister died and they said:

  • - Oh no, is she okay?

  • - Well... no.

  • Now, that was definitely stupider than me asking if I should exit the room through a door.

  • Or was it?

  • You know what? Never mind. I'll just-I'll just light myself on fire now.

  • I deserve this.

  • This is how I deserve to go. I mean what a stupid question, right?

  • "Oh, should I go through this hole, that's the only way to get out of here ? Should I stay here with you for all time?"

  • "This portal that's sole function is an entrance and an exit? That's fine."

  • "The fire burning me alive feels better than the shame I feel inside right now."

  • The worst is when years later you like remember that awful moment in time.

  • and just completely relive it.

  • - "Thank you so much."

  • "Umm, should I exit here?" Oh, you idiot.

  • Oh, not you baby. No, you are perfect baby. You look purrrfect baby.

  • But that makes me wonder. Like everyone has had to say stupid stuff, right? Like everybody.

  • So what's the dumbest thing that Michelle Obama has said?

  • "What's the number for 911 again? Oh, stupid thing to ask. I should just google it."

  • or the Queen of England?

  • "No Charles, it's called an arse-tray. Otherwise, why would they call them cigarette butts?"

  • (chuckles)

  • "Silly dear, mommy knows best."

  • Or Scarlett Johansson?

  • "Hi I'm Scarlett Johansson and I'm playing Major Motoko Kusanagi in the upcoming Ghost in the Shell feature film."

  • (ding)

  • Zing.

  • But what's the stupidest thing that someone's ever said to you or you said to someone else.

  • and did you want to light yourself on fire too? Hm?

  • I'm Anna Akana

  • Stay awesome Gotham

  • Oh, but before you go just so you know I'm at VidCon at Booth 1408.

  • Between my panel schedule. You should come on by I'll be selling Ghost and Stars with my parents! 'Cause I'm cool.

  • And I also have these live stand-up shows. But always new shows are shown at AnnaAkana.com/shows.

  • And finally, I used to write Inuyasha fan fiction when I was 13 with the pen name 'Lightning'.

  • and I'm back at it, but it's original fiction, on wattpad.com/annaakana

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當你說一些愚蠢的事情 (When you say something stupid)

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