will China become the next Syria?

Hi, welcome to China Uncensored, I’m your host Chris Chappell.

Oh say can you see,

by the dawn's early light,

the deep shadow of the Stars and Stripes?

The Chinese Communist Party sure can.

And it wants the Chinese people to as well.

That footage is of the five-year nightmare that is the Syrian Civil War,

and not China.

But it could be China!

If the evil Western Powers have their way.

This video was posted by China’s Supreme People’s...Procuratorate?

It’s kind of like China’s Attorney General.

This is the office that officially enforces China’s arbitrary laws.

You see, “Currently China is peaceful and stable,”

but if the US has its way,

China could become the next Syria!

Are you Syria-ous?!

Hey, it doesn’t have to be Syria.

It can be any place of political strife:

Iraq, Ukraine, Turkey,

or whatever’s going on in this unexplained scene

from Batman versus Superman.

Seriously, can someone please tell me what that was all about?

So how is the US planning to turn China into the next Syria?

Is it by sending US presidential aides to meet with top Chinese leaders?

Oh no!

It’s far more insidious.

You see, some people claim to have legitimate concerns

about how the Communist Party governs.

Like, Chinese human rights lawyers.

Or ethnic minorities, like Tibetans.

Or the people of Hong Kong and Taiwan,

who are at a very real risk of having their freedoms

encroached upon by Mainland China.

But it’s not like these groups have real concerns that should be addressed!

They’re phony concerns, part of the hostile US agenda.

Wow, that was some scary choral music.

I also like how they paint Joshua Wong,

the 19-year-old Hong Kong student activist,

as if he were a Mad Max villain.

The video goes on to accuse Western powers of using

"democracy, freedom," and, even worse, "rule by law"

to overthrow countries like

the Soviet Union.

Yes, that's exactly how it happened.

The ultimate aim of the video?

Warning people to stay alert and protect China from color revolutions, by...

studying hard in school and working hard at their jobs,

especially if they are scientists.

It's like the video was made by two hardline Chinese military generals

and Tiger Mom, Amy Chua.

Who probably shamed the generals

because they couldn't play piano,

and then made them call their mothers.

What's that, Shelley?

The person who actually made the video

is a Chinese PhD student studying International Relations in Australia?

Listen up, Lei Xiying, I've got a bone to pick with you.

Why didn't I make it into that propaganda video?!

Because I’m actually backed by a subversive foreign force:

You, my 50-Cent Army!

So what do you think of the United States’ plan to turn China into Syria

by backing separatist forces like evil human rights lawyers?

And what color would your revolution be?

Leave your comments below.

Thanks for watching this episode of China Uncensored.

Once again, I’m Chris Chappell.

See you next time.

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as in Monkey King Sun Wu Kong,

for providing the footage of that game.

I was too busy playing the real game to get it.

You should check out his channel.

It’s a great way to learn about Chinese culture.

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