So, Elliot's cleaning pigeon poo off the roof

Recently, we have had a lot of problems with pigeons

They're basically crapping all over the house

I'm going to make Elliot thing that he has an evil pigeon after him today

I've got some yoghurt,

He's cleaning the roof, I'm going to go upstairs

(Cooing)

Sorry Bro!

(Cooing)

(Splat)

Grrr

Chaw!

Bloody Windows!

(Cooing)

YOU SILLY PIGEONS!

(Cooing and laughing)

What's This? World war 3!?

I need another pot of yoghurt!

Ah!

(Loud Cooing)

BENNNN!

$hit! Sh*t!

(laughing)

Elliot!

(laughing)

Toxic!

ambulance

You don't need an ambulance, Elliot

I'm not touching you! you're soaked full of yoghurt

yoghurt?

(laughing)

You're saying I've just been cleaning yoghurt. Not poo?

Taste it!

(laughing)

It looks like cow cum!

Elliot!

(Laughing)

Like a herd of cows went and squirted their bits around!

Elliot! Calm...

(Laughing)

That's never going to come off! it's gonna stain!

Guess what! it's your car! so it's not like i'm going to bother cleaning it!

No! your nuts!

Don't call me nuts!

Elliot!

What have you done to the bucket, Elliot!?

Know what?

You're a lu...

(Laughing)

Stop telling me what to do, Ben!

You're blimmin' nuts, Elliot! I don't even trust you! That's why!

Be careful, you're going to break something, Elliot

Elliot, NO!

(Laughing)

Elliot! you're making marks on the doorno!

I DON'T CARE! I DON'T CARE! ABOUT STUPID MARKS! ALRIGHT!?

Stop drinking beer all the time!

you know what?

People are worried for you, Elliot! On the internet!

They're worried?

They're worried?

Why should you be worried?

You enjoy this $hit!

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SH*T! NOW GET OUT OF MY GARDEN!

Elliot! Don't be childish!

Sorry Bro!