Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to beat Zoro with the Wuju Style.

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Always harass that beautiful fuckabish with your Zoom Zoom Strike to make her rage like Tryndamere.

AD 萬事達易再臨

After being attacked over and over again, she will want to do the same,

這邊有符文

but you can just ignore her by using your mas**** skill because her attacks will hurt less than a baby's scratch

天賦

and from now on, she won't bother you when you take care of yourself in front of her.

技能順序

Being low on health is the best because it's easy to bait an enemy near your tower

還有道具

and all you need to do is mas**** when he towerdives recklessly and if he runs away, Zoom Zoom Strike him and finish him off with a chop on the back.

讓你用無極之道就能把索隆砍掉

If you see that beautiful lady once again, use your Druggy Style skill to chase her and show everyone that you're the only one that can towerdive to kill someone without dying.

記得要用你的「咻咻斬」騷擾這位美麗的賤人

If you know that an enemy will jump over a wall, keep your Zoom Zoom Strike until he do so to follow him and shatter his dream of escaping from you.

讓她的火氣像蠻王一樣大

After using Master Yi a few times, you'll notice that he's the master at killing someone and at jumping on a sexy girl's boobies before running away at the speed of light.

你一次一次地打她

That he's the master at chasing anyone like a crazy glue until he sends his enemy to hell.

她也會一次一次地打你

That he's the master at taking down the tower before Draven can do anything to him and punish him for using a weird Flash near him.

甭管她 只需要用你的

That he's the master at backdooring like a ninja before an enemy shows up.

「自『咇』術」

That he's the master at cleaning up the battlefield with a single strike thanks to the teaching of the Wuju Style.

這樣她的「攻擊」跟小屁孩抓癢沒分別

That he's the master at KSing the KS master.

現在你要做正事 她就不會來打擾你啦

That he's the master at (WHAT'S UP CUNT!) at lightning speed.

殘血的情況最讚了

That he's the master at ambushing Diana when she's obviously going to use Flash here.

這樣你就可以把敵人引到塔下面

In other words, he's the master of everything.

現在你只需要去

Your Zoom Zoom Strike skill is awesome to luckily pickpocket four minions at once,

「自『咇』」

to purposely wait until your teammate dies to KS him,

讓他白目到跑到塔下

to love suicide with your lover when you're trapped like a mouse

他開始要逃跑了

and to escape a duel because you're a pussy.

立刻來個「咻咻斬」

Your mas**** skill is wonderful to survive in the jungle when you're on the stairway to heaven,

最後給他後頸來一刀

to tank the damage from Dragon since you're more manly than Mr. Full Health Gem Lover,

你又看到這位美眉了嗎

to satisfy your needs without giving a shit about your enemy's attack and to deny that goddamn Ignite after that fuckabish thought she had the kill secured.

立刻嗑藥追上她

Taking Cleanse with you is great because you can serve as a human shield to protect your favourite RC helicopter and no one will be able to hold you down.

讓他們看看誰才是越塔不死的大師

Combine it with Ghost and you can let the enemies have a shot at you without worrying about dying.

如果你知道敵人要越牆的話

Your Druggy Style skill is the best to dodge any kind of attack or to run away for your life from the entire enemy team chasing you like mad dogs.

他要用的時候立刻來個「咻咻斬」

But if you get caught up in the process, use Ghost and Usain Bolt will seem to be walking compared to you.

讓他殘血 Top Play 的春秋大夢在此粉碎吧

If you can run away from a whole team, getting sandwiched by your tower is nothing to fret about.

把萬事達易用上幾次之後

Unfortunately, for the enemy, running from Master Yi is like trying to get a pentakill with a support in a 1v5 situation.

你會發現他是一個

What's more? Taking down a turret with a few chops will be a piece of cake and adding Ghost will make this task easier than stealing a lollipop from a kid in the park.

「殺人後撲向正妹雙乳然後光速逃跑萬事達」

After (WHY HELLO THERE) your enemies, go in the brush to meet a beautiful lady and slice her up by chopping her from the back.

「三秒膠黏度追到敵人到地獄萬事達」

Move on to the Fat Coca-Cola Drinker trying to run away from you to punish him from letting Lux die like a sex slave.

「達瑞文眼睜睜看著自己被推塔亂閃現順便解決萬事達」

Sometimes, ninja ganking can be a difficult task if Twisted Fate uses his ultimate, but use this opportunity to let yourself get grabbed by that Robot Pikachu

「敵人發現之前就能忍者式偷打萬事達」

and wreck him and his best friend for trying to take you on like greedy fuckabishes.

「受無極之道真傳可以一擊清場萬事達」

Oh! And by the way, don't forget that Master Yi can easily bait anyone when he's low on health easily, so use that to your advantage to kill every greedy bastard in the League.

「偷掉偷頭大師想偷的頭萬事達」

That's it for today, people!

「秒速康康康 康特將狗令萬事達」

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「知道戴安娜要在那邊閃現跑掉所以蹲草叢萬事達」

Feel free to leave a comment in any language you want, but I'll only answer those in English and in French because I'm a racist fuckabish.

換句話說 他就是一個「萬事萬事達」

Ciaossu!

如果你狗屎運來了 「咻咻斬」可以偷掉四隻小兵的錢