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  • A-Welcome to Just Between Us

  • G-Why are you wearing a crop top?

  • A-What do you mean "why am I wearing a crop top"?

  • That's what's "in" now.

  • G-Yeah, but usually people wear crop tops

  • and they don't wear just a full black undershirt.

  • A-I think crop tops look good

  • when you're wearing high-waisted jeans

  • G-MmmHmmm

  • A-But high-waisted jeans hurt my belly

  • G-Mmmhmm

  • A-So I have to wear low-waisted jeans

  • and that's too much crop

  • G-You could be one of those girls

  • that just wears a bando.

  • What is the point of small boobs

  • if you'r not gonna wear a bando?

  • A-I wear nothing; isn't that better

  • than wearing a bando?

  • G-Just a bando and then regular jeans.

  • You could pull that off.

  • A-No I couldn't; maybe standing,

  • but not sitting.

  • [intro music]

  • A-This week we have an

  • international question

  • international question

  • international question. Genre mash-up

  • Steve, Atlantis.

  • G-What was it a mash-up of?

  • A-Um, a ballad, and, um, rock.

  • G-So like a rock ballad.

  • A-Steve, from Atlantis, which is in the Bahamas

  • G-You really think he's from a resort?

  • A-You looked it up, and it's

  • a part of the Bahamas

  • G-It's a resort though.

  • Does Steve live on the resort?

  • A-Maybe it's a town!

  • G-Does he work at the resort?

  • A-Maybe!

  • Steve wants to know,

  • "How do you find a husband on Tinder?"

  • G-Aaaaaa

  • A-Gaby doesn't know, but I do.

  • You have to make your

  • intentions known quickly.

  • G-On Tinder, where you have only like

  • a little space to type?

  • A-You have to make it clear that

  • you're looking for a relationship.

  • G-How do you do that?

  • A-I don't know

  • G-I don't like when people on Tinder

  • start with a joke, or they're like,

  • oh you know what I do,

  • I'll say a pick-up line in the beginning

  • Or I'll talk.

  • A-You don't like a joke?

  • G-No. like just be real.

  • A-Oh my God if someone is real to me

  • it's very off-putting.

  • I don't wanna be real for a few dates.

  • Heavy banter, and light kissing,

  • and that's it.

  • G-What if in your bio it says,

  • "I want a realtionship."?

  • A-You can't do..No, you seem crazy!

  • It is a difficult balance of

  • seeming as if you don't want a realtionship

  • but you also don't want to just hook-up

  • And so then it's like

  • "What are you? What do you want?"

  • "How can I give that to you?"

  • [clap] marriage.

  • G-I disagree. I think it's not crazy

  • to say exactly what you want up front.

  • A-OK, cause you're coming at it from

  • a different point of view, but imagine

  • if you were a straight girl looking

  • for a husband, which is not what Steve is,

  • but imagine if you were a straight girl

  • looking for a husband, and in your Tinder

  • bio it said, "I'm looking for a relationship."

  • Do you think that anybody,

  • that's cool, would swipe right?

  • G-Mmhm

  • A-You're an idiot

  • G-Look at me. Of course

  • people will swipe right.

  • A-But nothing about you screams

  • serious relationship, no offense

  • G-Thank you, thank you.

  • He wrote "looking for husband on Tinder,

  • OKCupid, Grindr. So here's my thoughts.

  • A-Not Grindr.

  • G-OKCupid I think is more, cause

  • you can write more, so that's better

  • for finding a husband.

  • A-OK, OK. I think you just have to not

  • have anything overtly sexual in your profile

  • G-OK

  • A-I feel really riled up because I

  • think I'm giving excellent advice for once

  • And your not even listening to me.

  • G-I'm listening to you, I just have

  • no interest. Like, this doesn't

  • affect me in any way.

  • A-When do any of the questions

  • affect you in any way?!

  • G-A lot of them do, but this is like

  • a guy looking for a husband. So

  • it's like a gay guy, so he's a man,

  • and he's looking for a husband. Like

  • it's not anything-

  • A-You manipulate everybody

  • the same way.

  • G-I don't think-

  • A-What is marriage if not

  • one, long manipulation?

  • G-[groan] I just think you should

  • not devalue yourself and stay in

  • something hoping a person will marry

  • you, if they won't.

  • So if you go on a few Tinder dates

  • and it doesn't seem like they want

  • to be serious, then just like,

  • fucking back out, you know what I mean?

  • A-If the person says anything sexual to you

  • while chatting, before you meet,

  • stop talking to them.

  • If you're looking for a relationship.

  • G-I guess.

  • A-That's great advice.

  • G-It's funny cause people always

  • give this advice about

  • if you want to get into a

  • serious relationship, like hold

  • off about sexual stuff, but

  • everyone I've been in a serious

  • relationship with I've had sex

  • with them before we were in a relationship.

  • Like, I've never followed that rule, and

  • I always have boyfriends and girlfriends.

  • A-Is it people that you meet the first time

  • you meet them you have sex with them

  • or do you know them in your life

  • and the first time you hook up

  • you have sex with them?

  • G-Like a mix of both, I guess-

  • A-No! No!

  • Oh my God, when have you ever gone

  • on one date with someone

  • not having known them before

  • had sex, and then

  • become in a relationship?

  • G-Kristin.

  • A-That was a girl.

  • G-I feel like I can't give advice to normal

  • people anymore, due to being so famous.

  • Like, I've lost the ability to relate to

  • the common man.

  • A-I think it's time for us to

  • cancel the show.

  • G-Or I need to like go

  • and live in the woods for a bit

  • and regain myself.

  • A-Yeah, go in the woods,

  • we'll cancel the show,

  • G-You just want to cancel the show.

  • A-[nods] Right.

  • [outro music]

  • A-Do we look bad? (G-little

  • baby, just lay down) OK.

  • Off-Never. I've never seen

  • you guys look bad. It's inhuman

  • You guys are...it's good

  • A-Now we know nothing else

  • is true-

  • G-I know right, liar.

  • [outro music]

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我如何在Tinder上找到一個丈夫?/ 就在我們之間 (How Do I Find A Husband On Tinder? / Just Between Us)

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