字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 A-Welcome to Just Between Us G-Why are you wearing a crop top? A-What do you mean "why am I wearing a crop top"? That's what's "in" now. G-Yeah, but usually people wear crop tops and they don't wear just a full black undershirt. A-I think crop tops look good when you're wearing high-waisted jeans G-MmmHmmm A-But high-waisted jeans hurt my belly G-Mmmhmm A-So I have to wear low-waisted jeans and that's too much crop G-You could be one of those girls that just wears a bando. What is the point of small boobs if you'r not gonna wear a bando? A-I wear nothing; isn't that better than wearing a bando? G-Just a bando and then regular jeans. You could pull that off. A-No I couldn't; maybe standing, but not sitting. [intro music] A-This week we have an international question international question international question. Genre mash-up Steve, Atlantis. G-What was it a mash-up of? A-Um, a ballad, and, um, rock. G-So like a rock ballad. A-Steve, from Atlantis, which is in the Bahamas G-You really think he's from a resort? A-You looked it up, and it's a part of the Bahamas G-It's a resort though. Does Steve live on the resort? A-Maybe it's a town! G-Does he work at the resort? A-Maybe! Steve wants to know, "How do you find a husband on Tinder?" G-Aaaaaa A-Gaby doesn't know, but I do. You have to make your intentions known quickly. G-On Tinder, where you have only like a little space to type? A-You have to make it clear that you're looking for a relationship. G-How do you do that? A-I don't know G-I don't like when people on Tinder start with a joke, or they're like, oh you know what I do, I'll say a pick-up line in the beginning Or I'll talk. A-You don't like a joke? G-No. like just be real. A-Oh my God if someone is real to me it's very off-putting. I don't wanna be real for a few dates. Heavy banter, and light kissing, and that's it. G-What if in your bio it says, "I want a realtionship."? A-You can't do..No, you seem crazy! It is a difficult balance of seeming as if you don't want a realtionship but you also don't want to just hook-up And so then it's like "What are you? What do you want?" "How can I give that to you?" [clap] marriage. G-I disagree. I think it's not crazy to say exactly what you want up front. A-OK, cause you're coming at it from a different point of view, but imagine if you were a straight girl looking for a husband, which is not what Steve is, but imagine if you were a straight girl looking for a husband, and in your Tinder bio it said, "I'm looking for a relationship." Do you think that anybody, that's cool, would swipe right? G-Mmhm A-You're an idiot G-Look at me. Of course people will swipe right. A-But nothing about you screams serious relationship, no offense G-Thank you, thank you. He wrote "looking for husband on Tinder, OKCupid, Grindr. So here's my thoughts. A-Not Grindr. G-OKCupid I think is more, cause you can write more, so that's better for finding a husband. A-OK, OK. I think you just have to not have anything overtly sexual in your profile G-OK A-I feel really riled up because I think I'm giving excellent advice for once And your not even listening to me. G-I'm listening to you, I just have no interest. Like, this doesn't affect me in any way. A-When do any of the questions affect you in any way?! G-A lot of them do, but this is like a guy looking for a husband. So it's like a gay guy, so he's a man, and he's looking for a husband. Like it's not anything- A-You manipulate everybody the same way. G-I don't think- A-What is marriage if not one, long manipulation? G-[groan] I just think you should not devalue yourself and stay in something hoping a person will marry you, if they won't. So if you go on a few Tinder dates and it doesn't seem like they want to be serious, then just like, fucking back out, you know what I mean? A-If the person says anything sexual to you while chatting, before you meet, stop talking to them. If you're looking for a relationship. G-I guess. A-That's great advice. G-It's funny cause people always give this advice about if you want to get into a serious relationship, like hold off about sexual stuff, but everyone I've been in a serious relationship with I've had sex with them before we were in a relationship. Like, I've never followed that rule, and I always have boyfriends and girlfriends. A-Is it people that you meet the first time you meet them you have sex with them or do you know them in your life and the first time you hook up you have sex with them? G-Like a mix of both, I guess- A-No! No! Oh my God, when have you ever gone on one date with someone not having known them before had sex, and then become in a relationship? G-Kristin. A-That was a girl. G-I feel like I can't give advice to normal people anymore, due to being so famous. Like, I've lost the ability to relate to the common man. A-I think it's time for us to cancel the show. G-Or I need to like go and live in the woods for a bit and regain myself. A-Yeah, go in the woods, we'll cancel the show, G-You just want to cancel the show. A-[nods] Right. [outro music] A-Do we look bad? (G-little baby, just lay down) OK. Off-Never. I've never seen you guys look bad. It's inhuman You guys are...it's good A-Now we know nothing else is true- G-I know right, liar. [outro music] Subtitles by the Amara.org community
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