- I'm done for the day!

- 我今天的工作都完成了！

- Hey, Lil, can you spare any time for one more lesson?

-嗨，小莉，你能撥空再上堂課嗎？

- My hours are very clear, okay?

-我工作和休息的時間非常清楚好嗎？

12 pm, until I get tired.

中午12點，我已經累了

- It's 12:16.

-現在才12:16分

- Listen buddy...

-聽著，夥伴

Dwayne, Rock, DJ, what...

強森、巨石、巨石強森，搞什麼...

What are you doing here?

你怎麼會在這裡？

Ugh, my hormones.

喔！我的賀爾蒙

- (chuckles) Hey, hey, I love your hormones, but I'm

-（笑聲）我喜歡妳的賀爾蒙

launching my YouTube channel soon, and I just need a little

但我很快就要創立我的 YouTube 頻道了，我需要一些

bit of advice.

建議

From the only person I can get it from, you.

而我想要由妳來給予我建議

- Right, of course, YouTube, and obviously I know YouTube.

- 當然可以， YouTube 嘛，我知道

Yeah, YouTube's pretty much my world, it's pretty much

YouTube 簡直就是我的世界，就跟

like MyTube, and I would love to help you get into MyTube.

MyTube一樣，我很樂意讓你進入我的個人專屬頻道

- What?

-什麼？

- What?

-什麼？

Let's begin.

我們開始吧

- So tell me, - Yes?

-所以請你告訴我 - 嗯？

- What are you thinking for your first video?

- 你想要拍什麼做為你的第一支影片？

- Alright, you ready for this?

- 好，我要開始了喔？

I'm the Rock, and this is my YouTube channel.

我是巨石，這是我的YouTube頻道

- Uh-huh, uh-huh, okay, I like it.

-嗯哼，嗯哼，我喜歡

- Yeah? - I like it, I like it, but

- 真的？ -我喜歡，但是

let's work on some basics here.

我們先從一些基本的開始

Let me teach you some basics.

讓我先教你一些基本原則

Rule number one, high energy.

原則一，保持高度活力

- Ah, come on mama, you know you're...

-喔，開玩笑，妳知道你是

I mean, I am the most electrifying

我的意思是，我是娛樂界裡

man in all of entertainment.

最有電力的男星

- Do they say that, is that what they say?

-他們真的這樣說嘛，這是他們說的？

I had no idea. - [Dwayne] Yeah, that's

- 我不懂耶 -[強森]沒錯

what they...

他們是這麼說的

You didn't know that?

妳不知道嗎？

That's like my thing.

這是我最擅長的

- So that's great. What would, like, the intro of your video be?

-那太棒了，你像要怎麼介紹你的影片？

Let's hear it. - [Dwayne] With high energy?

讓我們來聽聽 -[強森]高活力對吧？

- [Lilly] Let's hear it. Give me your best.

-[莉莉] 讓我聽聽，展現出你最好的一面

- Hey everybody this is The Rock, and welcome to

-嗨，大家好，我是巨石，歡迎

my YouTube channel and I am with Lilly Singh.

來到我的YouTube頻道，在我旁邊的是莉莉

- Okay, okay, great.

-好，好，太棒了

- You like it?

-妳喜歡嗎？

- It's that I don't really feel

- 但我沒感受到

that electricity part though, you know I'm-

高度活力部分，妳知道我

- Hmmmm.

-恩......

- More felt like

-就像

Zeus without the bolt, kind of

宙斯把他的閃電弄丟了一樣的瘋狂

pioneer village....

So let me show you, how about I show you how it's done?

讓我示範給你看，讓我來示範是怎麼進行的？

- Got it, got it.

-好，好的

- DJ, stand up, let me show you.

-巨石強森，站起來，讓我示範給你看

- Here we go, here we go.

-開始了，要開始了喔

- Say we're collaborating right now.

-我們現在合作

We're just chilling, we just met, whatever.

我們正在聊天，我們才剛見面之類的

What up everyone it's your girl Superwoman here

嗨，大家好嗎，你的女超人在這裡

with my boo thang, my hubby, my papi,

在我旁邊的是我的夢中情人、我的完美情人

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

巨石強森

Get over here, come over here.

來，抱一個

- Hey.

- 嗨...

- Oh wait, Dwayne, it think you forgot your fanny pack on.

- 噢，等等，巨石強森，你忘記把你的腰包拿下來了

- Oh no, I'm not wearing a fanny pack.

- 喔，沒有啊，我沒有帶腰包

♫ Hallejulah!

♫ 哈利路亞!

♫ Hallejulah! ♫

♫ 哈利路亞!

- Rule number two, exciting thumbnails.

- 原則二，精彩的縮圖

It is so crucial to make a thumbnail

製作縮圖非常重要

that your audience can't resit clicking.

這能讓你的觀眾不得不點進來觀看

- Well, I'm thinking maybe a really cool headshot of me

- 恩，我想我可能會放個頭部特寫照

you know, or like a really cool picture of my little big man

妳知道的，或是放張我的小男孩的照片

- Oh!

-喔！

I mean if you wanted to,

如果你想要的話

I didn't think you would,

我以為你不會這樣子做

yeah, personally though, if you're gonna do that,

當然，就我個人而言，如果你想這樣做的話

I would like to approve that

我願意先幫你看看照片

or possibly even take that picture.

或者我也可以幫它拍張照片

- Yeah.

- 好

- So the proportions are right

- 確定照片拍攝的比例是正確的

and the ISO.

還有光感度方面也可以幫你確認一下

Aperture, that's a thing, right?

還有光圈也很重要啊對吧？

Just, obviously for technical and professional reasons.

我真的只是為了照片的技術性及專業性才想這樣做的

- Totally, I got it.

- 當然，我了解

Well I got a picture right here.

- 我手機裡有一張牠的照片

- Okay, cool.

- 喔，太好了

Thank you Jesus.

感謝上帝

- This is my little big man right there.

-這就是我的小男孩

That's Hobbs.

這就是霍布斯

- Hobbs! - [Dwayne] Right?

-霍布斯！ -[巨石強森]對吧？

- [Lilly] Right! - [Dwayne] Yeah.

- [莉莉]對啊！-[巨石強森]是啊

- [Lilly] Thank you Hobbs!

- [莉莉] 謝謝你喔霍布斯

I love Hobbs.

我愛死牠了

- Yeah!

- 對吧！

- Hobbs is great.

- 霍布斯真的很棒

But I was thinking something like really good.

但我想看的是令人感到生命真美妙的照片

Something that your audience would really want to click on.

是你的觀眾會想要點進來觀看的照片

- Alright, cool, so well, what did you have in mind?

- 好，那，妳還有什麼其他想法嗎？

- Well it needs to be something easy to understand,

- 內容需要簡單明瞭

it's your first video, right?

- 這是你的第一支影片對吧？

So I was thinking--

所以我在想

Oh, oh, oh I know!

喔，喔，喔，我知道了！

What if you kissed me?

如果你親我呢？

- What?

-妳說什麼？

- What?

-我說什麼？

Did you say you wanted to kiss me?

你剛是說要我親妳嗎？

- Do you think it would work?

- 妳覺得這樣有幫助嗎？

- I don't have almost 10 million subscribers for no reason,

-我的粉絲訂閱人數快超過一千萬人了

you know what I mean?

你懂我的意思對吧？

- Right, right.

-當然，當然

Okay.

好

- So we should probably just do it.

- 那我們就直接開始吧

I'm just gonna-- - [Dwayne] That's for business.

我要... [巨石強森] 公事公辦嘛

- [Lilly] I'm just gonna set up the camera.

- [莉莉] 我去喬一下攝影機

- Get ready.

- 準備好了

- Alright, let's just do it.

- 好，開始吧

Just for the thumbnail, right?

為了要得到精彩縮圖對吧？

- It's for the thumbnail right?

-為了要得到精彩縮圖對吧？

Alright, cool.

好，沒問題

Let's do it.

快開始吧

I gotta get my lips ready.

我先潤唇一下

Here we go.

來囉

(sensual music)

（感官音樂）

- That was okay.

- 太棒了

- Yeah.

- 對

- Yeah.

-對啊

- You think it'll work?

- 妳覺得這會有用嗎？

- Yeah, I think we should one more time though,

- 當然，我覺得我們應該再來一次

I'll zoom in a little this time, just so you know.

這次我會讓鏡頭近一點，你知道的

- Can't you just crop it?

- 妳不能直接用裁切的就好嗎？

- See the thing is YouTube doesn't allow

- 這是一支要放上YouTube的影片

cropped thumbnails.

是不允許剪接的

Also, we're gonna have to do a French kiss

還有這次我們可能需要來個法式熱吻

so that the subtitles work in France.

這樣才可以吸引到法國人點讚

- Huh.

- 喔

Okay.

好

Yes. - [Lilly] Rule number three.

好 -[莉莉] 原則三

CTA, aka call to action.

CTA 又稱 行動號召

Because it's so important to tell you audience what to do in your outro.

在影片結尾部份，讓你的觀眾接收到你接下來要他們怎麼做是很重要的

How would you do that, let me hear it.

你會怎麼做，我聽聽看

- I would say like,

-我會說

"Yo, hope you like the videos

- 「唷，希望你喜歡這支影片

"and maybe you wanna just subscribe to the thing,

可以幫我訂閱一下我的頻道嗎

"a little bit more."

「可以再多看幾支影片」

That's it, just subscribe--

沒錯，就訂閱就對了

- Here's the thing, you're giving them like

- 重點是，你要讓他們知道的

this much Rock and you need to give them this much.

不是這是小石強森，而是這是巨石強森

You need to give them Grand Canyon Rock.

你必須要讓他們知道你是有如大峽谷般巨大的巨石強森

- Oh.

- 喔～

- Let me show you how to do it.

- 讓我來示範給你看

This is what you'd say, you'd say something like,

你可以這樣說，像這類的說法

"Thanks so much for watching the video!

「謝謝你們的觀看！」

"Make sure you like, comment, subscribe.

「記得要按讚、留言、訂閱喔」

"Like me on Facebook, watch me take Lilly on a date,

「也記得要到臉書按讚，看我帶莉莉去約會喔」

"follow me on Twitter."

「要追蹤我的推特喔」

- What?

-什麼？

- Oh, which one, was it follow me on Twitter?

- 喔，你說哪一個，追蹤我的推特嗎？

- I think it was the--

- 我想問的是...

- Comment below ?

- 在底下留言？

- I think it was--

- 不是，我要問的是

- That was the comment below,

- 就是在下面留言啦

you always say the comment below.

你要常常說在下面留言

And then you say,

然後你可以接著說

"Yo, check out my Snapchat, check out my Pinterst,

「唷，可以來看看我的Snapchat 和Pinterst」

"my merch is in the description.

完整資訊請見底下的敘述框框

"Check me out on Tumblr,

來我的 Tumblr 逛逛

"because the Rock tumbles, tumblr.com/Avalanche."

因為巨石有在用tumblr 喔，到tumblr.com/Avalanche搜尋

- I tumble now, yes.

- 對，我現在有tumblr了

- And real important, "Check out my IMDB."

- 最重要的是要「隨時更新我的電影資料庫」

You know why, cause you don't know how many more

你知道為什麼嗎，因為你不知道

Fast and the Furious movies you're gonna make,

我還會拍幾部玩命關頭

you know what I mean, but you need to be prepared,

你知道的，所以你應該要有所準備

I'm just saying.

我只是這樣說啦

"Follow me on Instagram, follow my eyebrow on Instagram."

「追蹤我的 Instagram，來這裡看看我的眉毛」

Wait, your eyebrow has Instagram, right?

等等，你的眉毛有Instagram 對吧？

- It does not have an Instagram,

- 它沒有啦

but my little big man has an Instagram.

但我的大男孩有自己的 Instagram

- Hobbs has Instagram.

- 霍布斯有 Instagram

- No, I ain't talkin bout Hobbs.

- 不是，我不是在講霍布斯

- DJ, you're killing me.

- 喔，巨石強森你殺了我好了

Ray, we need an Instagram please,

雷，我們需要辦個 Instagram 帳號

can we get an Instagram verified?

可以趕快審核我的要求嗎？

Immediately, verified, I don't want to be

現在馬上，通過，我不想再

confused with any other eyebrows, ok?

錯過任何一張眉毛照了好嗎？

We don't want to be confused with Cara Delevingne.

我不想再把它跟卡拉·迪樂芬尼的照片混淆了

In fact, can you also secure Pebble Brow, Rock Brow,

事實上，你可以幫我搜尋鵝卵石眉毛、巨石眉毛

- [Dwayne] That's good. - [Lilly] Igneous Brow,

-[巨石強森] 聽起來不錯 -[莉莉] 火眉毛

all synonyms.

所有的同義字都搜一遍

Rolling Stones Brow, all of that.

滾石樂團眉毛，所有的眉毛

And last, number four, this one's important.

最後，原則四，這一個特別重要

- Yes.

- 好

- Be yourself.

- 做自己

- That's it?

- 就這樣嗎？

- Yeah.

-沒錯

Honestly Dwayne, I have been following you

老實說，巨石強森，我還是個小女孩時

since I was a little girl.

就已經是你的粉絲了

I had your posters all over my room

我在房間貼滿了你的海報

and I read your autobiography when I was in fifth grade.

我五年級時就讀完你的自傳

I wrapped it in saran wrap because it was

我還要用保鮮膜把它包起來

my most prized possession

因為那是我最珍貴的寶物

and this right now is the greatest accomplishment

而現在，此時此刻，是我

of my whole career.

整個工作職涯的最大成就

So you don't need any gimmicks.

所以你不需要耍任何的花招

People love you for you.

大家喜歡的是真實的你

I love you for you

我喜歡你，因為你就是你

so just be yourself.

所以做自己就好

- Wow, that was so beautiful and earnest,

-哇，太美太真摯了

thank you so much,

非常謝謝你

I mean, you really think so?

妳真的這麼想嗎？

That's it?

就這樣嗎？

- Hell no boo, you need to eat some cinnamon

- 當然不是囉，你還需要吃點肉桂

and wear less shirts.

然後衣服穿少一點

- Okay.

- 好

- But now that you know the basics,

- 但現在基本的原則你都知道了

I wanna take you somewhere.

我要帶你去一個地方

I gotta take you to the Factory.

我要帶你去工廠

- The what?

- 什麼工廠？

- Let me show you.

- 我帶你去看看

- We gonna kiss again?

- 我們又要接吻了嗎？

- Yooo, hope you enjoyed that video.

- 唷，希望你們喜歡這部影片

If you did, give it a big thumbs up.

如果你喜歡的話，幫我們按個讚喔

Comment below and let me know what was

在下方留言讓我知道

your favorite part.

你最喜歡影片裡的哪一個部份

I know you're expecting Dwayne to be there,

我知道你們還想繼續看下去

he had to go actually, he was busy, had to run something,

但他得先離開了，他很忙，還有工作要做

he's not tied up in my basement or anything,

他可沒有被我綁在地下室喔

I don't know what you're--

我不知道你們...

(muffled cries)

（嘴巴被嗚住的哭聲）

Shh!

噓！

If you wanna check out the second part of

如果你們想看看這部影片的第二段的話

this video on Dwayne's channel,

請到巨石強森的頻道

it is right over there so check it out,

已經上傳了，去看看吧

check out where we go.

看看我們到底去了哪裡

What is the Factory?

到底是什麼工廠

Find out there.

去找答案吧

My last video's right over there.

我的上一支影面在這

If you wanna check out the behind-the-scenes,

如果你想看看幕後花絮

the link to that is in the description

裡面有有附上網址

and yo, make sure you subscribe to Dwayne's channel,

還有記得要訂閱巨石強森的頻道喔

YouTube.com/TheRock, why you ask?

YouTube.com/TheRock，為什麼要問呢？

Because don't be stupid, it's the Rock, do it!!

別問了，做就對了！

One love Superwoman, that is a wrap and zoop!

唯愛女超人，就這樣啦，呼！

Oh my God, did you see that Dev video, shut up!

我的天，閉嘴！

(laughs)

（笑聲）