I don't know what I was expecting.

我就知道會是這樣。

[grooving music]

[律動音樂]

Package for Mike!

Mike 的包裹！

Uh, Mike R.?

呃...Mike R.？

Who's gonna remember all those numbers?

這麼長的數字誰記得住啊？

A latte for Alex!

Alex 的拿鐵！

Hi, this is Sarah.

嗨！我是 Sarah。

Uh...Yeah, this is definitely Sarah.

對，我絕對是 Sarah。

Uh...Sarah with an H.

痾...有 H 的 Sarah。

Okay, yeah, maybe next time just put full names into your phone, okay?

好的，嗯，或許下次把全名輸入到你的手機好嗎？

New guy in town, what's up, dude?

新人！兄弟，你好嗎？

Hey, I'm Mike.

嗨，我是 Mike。

We already got a Mike, we can't call you Mike.

我們已經有一個 Mike，我們沒辦法叫你 Mike。

Oh.

哦。

Ike!

lke！

How about...

不如...

We already have a Mike, so we'd call you Ike!

我們已經有 Mike 了，所以我們叫你 Ike！

Mike and Ike, like the candies, like the red and...

Mike 跟 Ike，就像糖果一樣，有紅色的還有...

- You've eaten the candies? - Yeah, I.. I understand.

- 你有吃過糖果嗎？- 恩，我.. 我了解。

- Alright, man, I'll see you around. - Cool, see you around.

- 好的，兄弟，回頭見。- 好的，回頭見。

So, I will say, I did Google you last night.

所以，我昨天上網搜尋了你的資料。

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

- 喔，真的嗎？- 對啊。

Oh, did you find any dirt?

喔，那你有挖到什麼八卦嗎？

By Googling Alex White, no, just a lot of athletes and porn stars, mostly.

我上網搜尋了 Alex White，大部分都是一堆運動員和色情片演員。

Yeah, it's pretty standard.

對啊，這滿正常的。

You could have a less generic name.

你的名字太常見了。

So, anyway, that sounds great.

所以，無論如何，那聽起來很棒。

Why don't you find me on Facebook?

你何不加我的臉書呢？

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

哦，好，當然。

Okay, great!

太好了！

I'm not adding her.

我不會加她的。

Wait, why?

等等，為什麼？

You know how many Sarah Millers are on Facebook?

你知道臉書上有多少個 Sarah Millers 嗎？

Oh...

哦...

I'll never find her.

我永遠找不到她了。

It was good porn.

那色情片蠻好看的。

That's good.

很好。