- (Vince) Today you'll be eating...

- Oh no. - (Vince) ...this.

- (nervously) No. No!

What is it?

- Oh, what's-- I'm scared.

(gasps) Oh, it's canned.

- What could possibly be in it?

It better not be more testicles, that's for sure.

- You don't give me a label,

how am I supposed to know what it is?

- We have this bowl thing right here.

You might have to dump it in. It might be soupy.

I'm honestly a little scared.

- Oh, it's heavy.

(contents sloshing) Oh!

(sloshing) - (groans in disgust)

- Is this, like, a whole turkey in here?

What do you got in here? (sloshes)

- I was watching Chopped one day.

They had a challenge

where one of the ingredients was canned chicken.

And that's what this is reminding me of.

- (Vince) Why don't you open it up and pour out the contents

to see what it is? - (reluctantly) Oh, god. Okay.

- Dude, okay.

How do I even use one of these?

(can opener connects) - Got it, guys. We're good.

Yep. So how's you guys' day going?

- It's like Christmas. "Hey, Ethan, open your can.

Let's see what Santa brought you this year."

(can opener clicking) - (grunts)

Oh, I can't. Oh my god, no.

It smells so bad! It smells so bad!

- (whimpering) Oh god.

Oh shit.

- Smells like chicken broth.

Or chicken noodle soup, maybe.

Chicken noodle soup looks a little weird... if that's this.

- Aah!

- Oh, come on, man!

(screams)

- Oh!-kay. (chuckling) I wasn't that far off.

- (gasps loudly) It is the whole chicken!

- Oh, canned chicken. All right. I think I can work with this.

- That's a whole chicken. Really? Damn.

- I've never had anything like this. Yeah, this is gross.

- (Vince) Time to try it. - God damn it. It's not--

Oh no! No, no, no, no. Nonononononononono.

- (sulkily) No.

I'm really sorry I dropped this.

You guys don't have to make me eat it like this.

- Bon appétit.

(sniffs)

Tastes like chicken.

- Uh... oh.

I'm looking for the breast meat.

Mm.

- Light meat or dark meat? Which should I go for here?

Tastes like chicken.

- (retches)

This is like super salty-ass chicken.

- Oh god, I can't do this.

It's chicken.

I don't know why I would ever eat it like this.

- Find a good spot. Let me start right-- yeah, let's go in here.

Yeah.

At first, it's a little nasty. It's a little salty though.

(smacks) But tastes like chicken.

- Ready? Ugh.

(whimpers) Agh, it touched my lip. Eww!

(whimpers in disgust)

It's not that bad.

- (sighs deeply)

Okay.

It definitely looks and smells worse

than I thought it was gonna taste.

I guess if I was starving, I would eat this.

- They could've used in this on the Oregon Trail.

"Hey, we're gonna starve to death.

Just bring out the [bleep] bird in a can."

- I really want to know what this liquid is.

Preservative juice?

That can't be good for you.

- It looks like you guys went into the street,

and you're like, "Oh, something just got hit right there.

Let's put it in a can and then put it in front of the reactors

and have them eat it."

- (Vince) You just tried a full canned chicken.

- Ugh. (shuddering groan) Never again.

- That's weird.

- Who eats this stuff? Seriously.

- I did not know that existed.

That's a little weird that that exists.

- I've only heard of canned chicken noodle soup.

It's definitely not this.

- (Vince) The chicken is already fully cooked

and can be eaten out of the can.

But obviously, people usually prepare it in various ways.

- Okay.

Is this sold in this country?

- I can't see myself going to the grocery store

and being like, (gawkily) "Oh wow, this looks so dank."

- Zombie apocalypse, you know.

You never know what's gonna happen.

You need to have this stuff stored in your pantry in the garage.

- There's just no way in hell

if I tried to serve this to my own kids at home

that they would ever, ever, ever

want to eat anything I made again.

- One of my favorite things to make is Buffalo chicken dip.

So this, some Buffalo sauce, some cream cheese,

a little cheddar. It would come out all right.

- (Vince) Lastly, do you recommend

that people tried whole canned chicken?

- Yeah, try it. It's pretty good.

- Don't try it, please.

- Go for it. I mean, you can make something decent out of this.

- Yeah, I recommend it.

Take off the chicken and wash it

and maybe use the chicken to make chicken tostadas

or taquitos maybe.

- No!

I tried it for you, people of the internet.

- I'm gonna say you probably want to pass.

It's just not an appetizing experience.

- Sure.

Next time my son does something obnoxious,

this is what I'm gonna send-- (snickers)

this is what I'm gonna give him to eat.

- It's good. Give it a try.

You just gotta clean it up a little bit,

and you could fool anybody easily. (chuckles)

Kids especially and husbands. (chuckles)

- Thanks for watching us eat canned chicken on the React channel.

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- Bye, y'all. What the cluck did I just eat?

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