-Today you're reacting to... -Pizza?!

-今天你的反應是... ...-披薩？

-To this! -Pizza!!

-敬這個！-披薩！

*gasp* This is my favorite! Mmm mmm I have to eat this!

*這是我的最愛！我一定要吃這個！

Oooh!

嗚！

Smells good!

好聞！

Okay, I would definitely eat this.

好吧，我一定會吃這個。

Pizza! Yay!

披薩！呀！

-I'm gonna eat it! -No, no, no, no!

-我要吃它！-不，不，不，不，不！

-What kind of toppings do you like on your pizza?

-你喜歡在你的披薩上放什麼配料？

Pepperoni.

辣香腸。

Pepperoni!

辣香腸！

Pepperoni and sausage. I like meat lover's.

辣香腸和香腸。我喜歡肉食愛好者'的。

I like cheese pizza.

我喜歡奶酪披薩。

Cheese pizza!

奶酪披薩！

-Well, you will not be having any of those toppings today.

-好吧，你今天不會有任何這些配料。

Okay....

好的...

-Here is your first pizza topping to try.

-這是你要嘗試的第一個披薩餡料。

You ruined the pizza!

你毀了披薩！

Oh no!

哦，不！

Vegetable.

蔬菜。

I wanna take it off. Please, please?

我想脫掉它。求你了，求你了？

-No, put it back on!

-不，穿回去！

N-aah! *gasp* Noo!

N -aah!*gasp* Noo！

Actually, it wasn't that bad.

其實，也不是那麼糟糕。

Oh. This is horrible.

哦，這太可怕了。這是可怕的。

Let's try another pizza.

讓我們再試一個披薩。

Pineapple pizza? Yay!

菠蘿披薩？呀！

Come on, pineapples!?

來吧，菠蘿！？

You have got to be kidding me...

你一定是在開玩笑... ...

I used to not like pineapples. I love pineapples now.

我以前不喜歡吃菠蘿。現在我喜歡吃菠蘿。

I guess it's not too bad actually. It's uh... it adds an interesting flavor.

我想其實也不是太壞。它'的呃......它增加了一個有趣的味道。

I need water

我需要水

Okay

好吧，我知道了

Now I am okay

現在我沒事了

That is good.

這是很好的。

It's just weird! It's a... it's not right.

這只是奇怪的！ 這是一個...這是一個... ... 這是不對的。

Done

完成

I think this is kinda weird.

我覺得這有點奇怪。

It's uh... like two worlds combined.

就像兩個世界的結合。

It ruins the cheese and sauce flavour.

它破壞了奶酪和醬料的味道。

It really does.

確實如此。

And here is another topping.

而這裡又是一個頂點。

What is this..?

這是什麼... ？

Mushroom pizza!

蘑菇披薩！

Bacon right? Is it bacon?

燻肉是吧？是培根嗎？

I know what pizza this is.

我知道這是什麼披薩。

Fish Pizza

魚肉比薩

This is fish.

這是魚。

No!

不！

It is anchovy pizza.

這是鳳尾魚披薩。

Smells bad!

聞起來很臭！

'kay, I tried it.

'凱，我試過了。

(shocked gasp)

（震驚的喘息）

It's sour!

是酸的！

No!

不！

Whoo!

嗚！

Whoo!

嗚！

Salty.

鹹的。

What is this!?

這是什麼！？

Oh my God!

哦，我的天！

I thought it was a mushroom pizza.

我還以為是蘑菇披薩呢。

I wanted to spit it out, but I'm a lady so I wouldn't do that.

我想吐出來，但我'是個女人，所以我不會那麼做。

This is horrible!

太可怕了！

I feel like I'm going to throw up.

我覺得我'要吐了。

The aftertaste tastes like poop!

後味像大便一樣!

That topping was anchovies.

那上面是鳳尾魚。

What are anchovies?

鳳尾魚是什麼？

I've heard of it but I don't know exactly what it is.

我'聽說過，但我不知道它到底是什麼。

An anchovy is a small fish

鯷魚是一種小魚

Fish and pizza don't match.

魚和披薩不匹配。

I just ate fish? Ooh! Wow that's not bad. I ate fish!

我剛剛吃了魚？哦！哇，這還不錯。我吃了魚！

I can not believe you're giving me this.

我不敢相信你會給我這個。

Why have I ever do to you!?

我為什麼要這樣對你？

I'm out of here. Ew. Ew. Ew.

我走了 I'm out of here.Ew.Ew. Ew.Ew. Ew.

And now the last topping of the day

現在是今天的最後一個高潮

I'm not gonna eat this one. No no no.

我不會吃這個的。不，不，不。

What's that supposed to be!? Computer ink!?

那是什麼！？電腦墨水！？

It's like black paint.

就像黑漆一樣。

I am about to eat paint.

我就要吃油漆了。

I think it is a crime against food.

我認為這是對食物的犯罪。

Is this an ink squid?

這是墨魚嗎？

Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ewwww!

Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ewwww！

Be careful don't wipe anything!

小心不要擦拭任何東西!

Help me..?

幫我... ？

I'm scared!

我很害怕！

It's actually not as bad as I thought.

其實它'沒有我想象的那麼糟糕。

Didn't like it.

沒'不喜歡。

Hmph!

哼！

Tastes like seaweed.

味道像海帶。

I just gonna put this up here just in case.

我只是要把這個放在這裡，以防萬一。

I don't need any water.

我不需要任何水。

It.. it is paint.

這是... 這是油漆。

Why are you giving a child paint?

你為什麼要給孩子畫畫？

That was the worst flavor in the world.

那是世界上最糟糕的味道。

I wouldn't ever recommend this stuff

我不會推薦這東西的。

I have no idea what it is

我不知道這是什麼

So that topping was squid ink.

所以，那個上衣是魷魚墨。

Squid... ink.

墨魚... 墨水

AAAAARRRRGGHHHH

AAAARRRRGGHHHH

I knew it has something! It was squid ink!

我就知道它有東西！是墨魚墨水！

I thought that stuff was poisonous!

我還以為那東西有毒呢!

That's disgusting!

太噁心了

Why didn't you just have me try pepperoni pizza?

你為什麼不乾脆讓我嚐嚐意大利辣香腸披薩？

Final question, which topping today would you recommend people eat?

最後一個問題，今天你建議大家吃哪種上品？

I like the pineapple

我喜歡菠蘿

Pineapple

菠蘿

The veggie one, it's the best.

素食的，是最好的。

The pineaple pizza.

松樹披薩。

Squid ink! Weird, doesn't look appetizing, but it's pretty good.

魷魚墨水！怪怪的，看起來不開胃，但很不錯。

Pineapple pizza!

菠蘿披薩！

The vegetable pizza.

蔬菜披薩。

Pineapple one!

菠蘿的！

I would recommend this one (anchovies)

我會推薦這個（鳳尾魚）。

Because the other ones tasted so weird.

因為其他的味道太奇怪了。

Thanks for watching this pizza filled episode of kids vs. food.

感謝收看這期充滿披薩的《孩子與美食》。

Don't forget to comment below other foods you want us to try.

不要忘記在下面評論其他食物，你想讓我們嘗試。

Don't forget to subscribe. Baby.

不要忘了訂閱。寶貝兒。

Bye.

掰掰

Goodbye

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