But wait, am I hungry?

等等，我是不是餓了？

I shouldn't eat before I sleep though,

我不該在睡前吃東西的

that's like bad because of carbs or something like that.

那好像不太好，因為碳水化合物之類的

Oh wait, is that swimming?

等一下！那是在游泳嗎？

Okay, I'll sleep after this video.

好吧，我看完這部再睡

Okay, one more.

好，再一部

Oh my God, one more!

天啊！再一部！

Lilly, stop, you're gonna regret this tomorrow morning,

莉莉，停了喔，你明天早上一定會後悔

you have to wake up so early.

你一大早要起床

Okay, you're right, you're right.

對，你是對的，你是對的

Honestly, you're so responsible.

講真的，你超有責任感的

Crap, I have to wash my face.

糟糕！我還得洗臉

Wait, maybe it's fine.

等等，也許沒差？

I mean, okay, if my skin can't handle this,

我是說，好吧，我的皮膚可能沒辦法承受

then really maybe I need to build its tolerance.

然後我可能就得去增加它的耐受度

But wait, do you really wanna get

可是等一下，你真的想要

makeup all over your pillow?

讓枕頭沾滿你的妝？

Who cares, I could always turn it over to the clean side

誰在乎啊，反正我每次都能把它翻到乾淨那一面

if people come over.

如果有人來的話

Just shut up and wash your face, it'll take two minutes!

閉上你的嘴然後去洗臉，這才花你兩分鐘！

Two minutes?

兩分鐘？

This mascara is waterproof, okay?

這款睫毛膏是防水的好嗎？

I could watch Lion King and A Walk To Remember

我都可以看完《獅子王》和《留住一片情》

back to back, and it wouldn't come off.

接連著看，然後它還是不會脫落

Fine, get pimples.

好吧，長痘痘算了

Ugh, fine, honestly you're so annoying.

說實話，你真的很煩

There, was that so hard?

看吧，有那麼難嗎？

Don't talk to me!

不要跟我講話！

Uh, I'll pick up all these clothes tomorrow.

我明天再把這些衣服撿起來

Oh, come to momma.

來媽咪這裡！

You know, I think I like my bed better than people.

我覺得跟人比起來，我比較愛我的床

Wait, is the door locked?

等等，門鎖了嗎？

Wait, wait, turn on your alarm.

等等等等，記得設鬧鐘

Also, while you're here,

那...既然你都在這裡了

you should probably scroll through Instagram for a bit,

你該滑一下Instagram

you know, just to be informed

你懂，就只是接收一些消息

but not too long.

但不會太久

Okay, Lilly, go to sleep now.

好囉，莉莉，該睡囉

You have to wake up at eight AM!

你早上八點要爬起來！

It's fine, don't worry.

OK的，別擔心

I had a talk with myself today,

我今天跟自己稍微談了一下

and I decided I'm gonna start being a morning person.

我決定開始成為一個早起的人

Yeah, I'm sure I'll totally remember

沒錯，我確定我一定會在早上

this decision in the morning.

想起這個決定

Seven, 7:01, 7:03, 7:04.

七點，7:01，7:03，7:04

Wait, is it AM?

等等，我是設「早上」吧？

Maybe I should just watch one episode before I sleep.

或許睡前我再看一集好了？

How are you just gonna end the episode like that!?

怎麼可以這樣就結束這一集啊！？

Okay, one more!

好吧，再一部

Okay, that's it goodnight.

好！到此為止，晚安！

Wait, wait, is the next one already starting, the F?

等一下！下一集已經開始了？F?

I'm hungry.

我好餓

Okay, go eat something small.

那吃點小東西吧

Man, that pasta was real good.

嘿！那義大利麵太好吃了

Okay, now I'm really tired.

好啦，現在我是真的累了

Wait, am I hot or cold right now?

等一下，好像有點熱還有點冷？

Should I change?

我該換衣服嗎？

Ugh, I have to pee.

我想尿尿

Just hold it in until the morning!

忍到早上吧！

Okay, fine.

好啦

Wait, should I text all those people back?

等等，我是不是該回大家訊息？

Okay, well if you're using your phone again,

好吧，反正又拿手機了

go back on Instagram.

那就再看一下Instagram

What are you gonna wear tomorrow?

明天要穿什麼呢？

I have to pee!

我要尿尿！

Then go pee!

那就去尿啊！

But what if I get up and I can't get comfortable again?

可是要是我起來了然後沒辦法再像現在這麼舒服怎麼辦？

Can you just go pee?

你可不可以去尿尿？

See, now I lost my position, there it is.

看吧，我找不到剛剛那個位置，對就是這裡！

No, no, wait, wait.

不對不對，等一下

Were my pillows always like this?

我的枕頭一直都這樣嗎？

You should work out tomorrow morning.

你明天早上應該要去健身一下

Wait, what if there's a monster

等等，要是有怪物

right beside your bed and it was waiting

正躲在床邊然後

for you to close your eyes?

正在等你睡著？

That only happens in movies, Lilly.

那只會發生在電影裡，莉莉

That's what they want you to think!

那就是牠們要你以為的！

What if monsters created horror movies

要是那些恐怖電影都是怪物製造的呢？

to create a false reality?

創造一個假的現實世界？

Monsters are not the government.

怪物又不是政府....

Or are they?

還是牠們就是？

Whoa.

呃...

Okay, fine open your eyes and check.

好吧，那就把眼睛張開確定一下

Ya see, ya idiot!?

看吧？你這白癡！

Wait, what if it just hid right now?

等等，如果他只是躲起來了？

Go to sleep!

去睡覺！！

Okay, fine whatever, I'm exhausted anyways.

好，隨便，我已經累癱了

Wait.

等一下！

What am I doing with my life?

我的生活在幹嘛？

What up everyone?

嘿，大家好

It's ya girl, Superwoman!

我是你們的Superwoman！

I hope you enjoyed that video.

希望你喜歡這部影片

If you did, please give it a thumbs up,

如果你喜歡的話，麻煩按一下「我喜歡」吧！

because I just finished a 10 hour shoot

因為我才剛完成了10小時的拍攝

and shot this video.

然後拍了這部影片

So if I look a little bit like, (snores)

所以如果我看起來有點...

it's because I am (snores)

那就是因為我現在很...

because (snores) is now a word.

因為.....現在就是一個詞

(clears throat) Think I swallowed a booger.

我好像吞了一粒鼻屎

You can check out my last video right over there.

你可以在這裡觀賞我上部影片

It is me roasting myself,

是關於我把自己嗆爆的影片

you can check out my second vlog channel right over there,

你也可以在這裡看到我的第二個頻道

and yo, make sure you subscribe,

還有！記得訂閱！

'cause I make new videos every Monday and Thursday.

我每個禮拜一和四都會拍新的影片

Hope you had a great, stupendous,

祝你有個又棒，又精彩

wonderful inspiring day.

又美好的一天！

Thank you so much for including me in your day,

非常謝謝你讓我加入了妳的生活

and you keep smiling.

還有你的笑容

One love Superwoman, that is a wrap!

One love Superwoman

And Zoop! (snores)

殺青囉！