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  • - Earlier today, Justin surprised many of you

  • who came through the security checkpoint

  • uh, only to find that Justin was in disguise

  • and I was in his ear telling him exactly

  • what to do.

  • Here's what happened.

  • - Right in there. - Hop in here?

  • - Yup. - Okay.

  • [alarm beeps]

  • All right. Oh.

  • Uh-oh. What you got?

  • - Uh, um, what you got?

  • - I've got some change.

  • - You got a switchblade on you or something?

  • - You got a switchblade on you or something?

  • - No, no. It's just a money clip.

  • - Oh, money clip. - Oh, money clip.

  • - Keep your coins in that. - Keep your coins in that.

  • [alarm beeps]

  • - Let me--you know sometimes it's your hair.

  • - Sometimes it's your-- it's your hair.

  • - Let me just-- - My ring?

  • - You mind if I put my hands in your hair?

  • - You mind if I put my hands in your hair?

  • - No, I don't mind. - Let me see.

  • Just mess it up a little, like--

  • Anything? Any bobby pins?

  • - Anything-- any bobby pins?

  • - Nope. - No metal at all?

  • No barrettes? - No metal at all?

  • - Not a barrette? - Not a barrette?

  • - All right, yeah, I don't see anything in there.

  • - I don't see anything. - Can I search your mustache?

  • - Can I search your mustache? - Yeah.

  • - All right, let me just see.

  • Just feel it all the way across.

  • What'd you have for breakfast, sir?

  • - What did you have for breakfast, sir?

  • - All right. Let me just check your ankles.

  • - Let me just check your ankles real quick here.

  • - Absolutely.

  • - Just lay down, Justin. Just say, "I'm so tired."

  • - I'm tired. Oh, boy.

  • - Just lay down. Just gonna take a little nap.

  • I've been working all night.

  • - Just gonna take a little nap. I've been working all day.

  • [laughter]

  • - Just stay there.

  • [laughter]

  • - Just stay completely still.

  • [laughter] That man is just gonna st--

  • Wake up startled. Go, "Oh, oh, oh."

  • - Oh, oh.

  • - Oh, I thought you were trying to attack me.

  • - I thought you were trying to attack me.

  • - No...[laughs], no. - Boy.

  • - What's your name, ma'am?

  • - So, what's your name, ma'am?

  • - Riddel. - Louder, please.

  • - Louder. - Riddel.

  • - Louder. - Louder.

  • - Riddel. - That's a pretty wig you wear.

  • - That's a pretty wig you wear.

  • - Oh, no, it's not. It's real.

  • - It's beautiful. - It's beautiful.

  • - Beautiful. Tug on it.

  • It's--it l-- - Tug on it.

  • Make sure it's real.

  • - Yeah, it's real. - Wow.

  • - It's real, wow. - All right.

  • Everything checks out. - Everything checks out.

  • - Okay. - Rudel.

  • - Rudel. - You check it?

  • - Rudel. - Rudel.

  • - Rudel! - Rudel!

  • [singing] Rudel! [singing] Rudel!

  • - Rudel. - Rudel.

  • - Roo-oo-oo-del. - Roo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

  • - Del. - Del.

  • - Are you on any kind of prescription medication?

  • - Are you on any, uh, kind of prescription medication?

  • - No.

  • - Can you take those glasses off, sir?

  • - Can you take those glasses off for me, please?

  • - I'd like to see your eyes. - I'd like to see your eyes.

  • - Are you on anything right now, any alcohol?

  • - Are you on anything right now, any alcohol or any--

  • - No. - Can you follow my finger?

  • I'm gonna put my finger in front of your face.

  • Just follow my finger. - Could you follow my finger?

  • - Get closer-- closer to his face.

  • I'm gonna get a little closer. - All right.

  • All right. Follow my finger, not your head.

  • Just your eyes. - Follow with just your eyes,

  • not your head. - Go faster than--

  • Go real--real fast. - Really fast.

  • [laughter]

  • - Sir, you're--you're not taking this seriously.

  • [laughter]

  • - Oh, my God. Oh, I'm sorry.

  • Oh, dude, I can't keep doing this to you.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • - Hello. - Hello.

  • - How you doing? - How you doing?

  • - I'm good, how are you? - Good.

  • - I'm good. - Boy, oh, boy,

  • I hope you know how to Whip Nae Nae.

  • - Boy, oh, boy, I hope you know how to Whip a Nae Nae.

  • - Uh-uh, maybe just a little bit.

  • - Okay, good, good. - Okay, good.

  • - I had to teach everybody so far.

  • Come on in.

  • - I had to teach everyone so far.

  • - All right, let's do it. Let's see it.

  • - You gonna let me see it? Wanna show--

  • - Whip and Nae Nae? - Yeah, show me

  • how to do them both. - Yup, yup.

  • - Mm.

  • - Yup, and then you Whip, Whip, and then you Nae, Nae, Nae.

  • - Yup, wonderful. - Mm, wonderful.

  • - Can you do the Quan? - Can you do the Quan?

  • - Uh, oh, that's the one-- - Yeah, hit the Quan.

  • - Hit the Quan for me. - Let's see.

  • Uh, oh wait, it's this way.

  • - Mm. - That's right.

  • - That's right. - Can you do the Stanky Leg?

  • - Can you do the Stanky Leg? - Oh, that--that's ea--

  • that's the easy one. - Mm.

  • - Start naming different dances ask her.

  • - What other dances-- uh, uh, uh, uh.

  • - Oh, no. Just set that down.

  • Start crying. Be very upset about that.

  • I can't believe I did that. I can't believe I did that.

  • - You okay? - I can't believe I did that.

  • - If Ellen knew about this, she's gonna be upset.

  • - Breath out.

  • - If Ellen would know about this,

  • she would be really upset about this.

  • - Oh, she's gonna make me pay for this.

  • - She'd probably make me pay for that.

  • - It's all right. It can't be too much.

  • - Oh, no. - Oh, no.

  • - I'm gonna be fired. - It's okay.

  • - I'm probably gonna get fired. - It's just a wall.

  • - Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

  • - Oh, boy. - Oh, boy, no.

  • - Three, four, five--

  • - Lay down, curl up in a ball.

  • Lay down, just curl up in a ball.

  • Just--just stay there.

  • - Don't touch me. - It's okay.

  • - Don't touch me. - It's okay.

  • - Don't touch me.

  • - Hold me.

  • - Hold me.

  • [laughter]

  • [sobbing]

  • - Will you spoon me? - Will you spoon me?

  • - If I spoon you, you have to get up.

  • - Okay. - Okay.

  • - Promise. - Okay.

  • - I wanted to be a cop, but I ended up here.

  • - You know, I wanted to be a cop,

  • but I ended up here.

  • - It's almost like a cop, maybe--

  • - I love you. - I love you.

  • I love you. - Oh, I love you too.

  • - Can we date? - Can we date?

  • - Well, I don't think my husband would like that too much.

  • - You're married? - You're married?

  • - I am. - Story of my life.

  • - Story of my life.

  • - Everybody I love is married. - Everybody I love is married.

  • - It's okay, though. - No, it's not.

  • - No, it's not okay. - It won't be--it won't be okay.

  • - It's never okay. - Oh, no.

  • - Oh, no. Oh, no.

  • - Start to feel better. - Oh, I feel better.

  • - Okay. - Oh, boy, okay.

  • - I feel better. - Okay.

  • - Gotta get up now. - Thank you.

  • - Thank you. - You're welcome.

  • - Feel better about it? - Yes.

  • - Yeah. - You're my best friend.

  • - Okay, back to-- - You're my best friend.

  • - Thank you so much, ma'am. - Thank you so much, ma'am.

  • - You're welcome. - Welcome to Bieber Week.

  • - Welcome to Bieber Week. - Wh--oh, Bieber Week?

  • Oh, my God. Are you serious?

  • [laughter]

  • - Stop playing.

  • Oh, that's so awesome. - You're awesome.

  • We'll cut this part. Thank you so much.

  • You're welcome.

  • - Are you sure you're still married?

  • - Are you sure you're still married?

  • - I am still. All right, I appreciate that.

  • - No worries, thanks.

  • - Oh, man, you were amazing.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - You're a good sport.

- Earlier today, Justin surprised many of you

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    justin 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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