It's right there!

就在那!

that’s a cow -.-

那是隻牛 -.-

no it’s not! It’s a vicious creature from the depths of the nether that will only be satisfied by the blood of its enemies!

不,那不是! 那是隻從地獄跑出來的凶狠的生物 而且他只能被他的敵人的血安撫!

it’s a cow. -.-

那是隻牛. -.-

very well then, if you will not slay the beast, we will send out our greatest warrior!

非常好, 如果你不殺了野獸, 我們就要請出我們最偉大的戰士!

Go on! -Slay the beast! no! Please! Ahhahaha

去吧! -殺了野獸! 不! 拜託! 啊啊啊啊啊啊

I have a wife and children! Villager 2: no you don’t. Villager 3: I might have some day!

我還有老婆小孩! 村民 2: 不你沒有. 村民 3: 我以後可能會有!

slay the beast! Villager 3(warrior): no! Please! Ahhahaha

殺了野獸! 村民 3(戰士):不! 拜託! 啊啊啊啊啊啊

Poke it in the eye

戳他的眼睛

Slay the beast!

殺了野獸!

Kill it with a fork

用叉子殺了他

I like forks

我喜歡叉子

I'd like to go home now

我比較喜歡回家

Well were dead

好吧我們慘了

you…

你…

come here…

過來…

What?

什麼?

I’m dying

我要死了

No you’re not

不你沒有

I’m mortally wounded…

我受到了致命一擊…

No, you’re not

不你沒有

I’m dying dammit!

我要死了媽的!

alright! Okay! You’re dying!

好啦! 好啦! 你要死了!

do I know you from somewhere?

我是不是在哪看過你?

Yes jason that is a cow

是的傑森 那是隻牛

Cows are indigenous to the plains biome

牛是平地生態的原生動物

hey a pig

嘿豬耶

Pigs are also indigenous to the plains biome

豬也是平地生態的原生動物

Can i ride him?

我可以騎他嗎?

hey look! He tamed the beast!

嘿看! 他馴服了野獸!

Wooooo

Wooooo

This is a pig

這是隻豬

Pigs are indigenous to the plains biome

豬是平地生態的原生動物

All hail the pig tamer

豬馴服者萬歲

here, take this book…

這個, 拿著這本書…

follow me… on... Twitter…

在… Twitter... 跟隨我…

*Dies*

*死亡*

Jason: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Cow: mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

傑森: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 牛: mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

this book… it tells us how to find someone…

這本書… 他告訴我們怎麼找到某個人…

who?

誰?

NOTCH

NOTCH

Copyright © Element Animation 2012

Copyright © Element Animation 2012